Cowboy Battlenuts Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Something magical. I'll never forgive you Dandy!
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 You got a funny way of showing it. I was gonna pay someone 10 dollars to cup your balls and give you a hi-five, but now, no hi-five.
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 No back in my day we just called it the two-fisted shocker. Things have changed since the 90's.
Guest Jesus Freaks on Coke Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Battlenuts is Ghettoman/fishyswa, by the way. Whether or not he wins my version of The Eliminator will be determined by the will of the people.
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 You wouldn't be able to tell me my social too huh? Are you gonna make me a wiki page? I feel like Steve Guttenberg!
Youth N Asia Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Posted June 17, 2008 sorry guys, I'm gonna have to put this on the shelf, I'm looking to move soon and I don't have the time to commit to this
Youth N Asia Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Posted June 17, 2008 Dandy wins  My girl's looking to cheat on me and doesn't think I know about it, trying to throw some cash together and bail outta here soon. So I just don't have it in me to put anything good together right now
Dandy Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 Dandy wins That's cool  My girl's looking to cheat on me and doesn't think I know about it That's not cool
Copper Feel Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 That's absolutely terrible. Do you have any plan of revenge? Â If Czech's attempt falls through as well then I shall try my hand at The Eliminator. Â Â
Cowboy Battlenuts Posted June 17, 2008 Report Posted June 17, 2008 My girl's looking to cheat on me and doesn't think I know about it, trying to throw some cash together and bail outta here soon. So I just don't have it in me to put anything good together right now  I'd find a quick way to give her AIDS.
Youth N Asia Posted June 17, 2008 Author Report Posted June 17, 2008 I plan on getting as much cash together as I can asap and moving my shit out while she's at work. Revenge is I'm taking the bed, otherwise I'll just be happy to get this over with and be single again
Scroby Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 I plan on getting as much cash together as I can asap and moving my shit out while she's at work. Revenge is I'm taking the bed, otherwise I'll just be happy to get this over with and be single again Fuck taking the bed...BURN THAT SHIZNIT!
EL BRUJ0 Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Right before you leave, shit and/or urinate on a favorite belonging; one of hers or something you shared if you want symbology.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Just hit her. Â Why do you have to go and make things so complicated?
Copper Feel Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 There's just a certain level of sneaky satisfaction to taking a shit in a girl's draw that's absolutely perfect.
Nighthawk Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Oh snap... she's looking to cheat? Cheat on her first. Perfect. Â Â Course then if you were wrong about her intentions, you're all fucked up, like that episode of Zapped!, or the underrated Tim Robbins/Martin Lawrence comedy Nothing To Lose.
FroGG_NeaL Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 If you're gonna shit in something, shit in her furnace vents. Then her whole place will reak of shit for months without her knowing why.
Twisted Intestine Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Force her into sex (If she doesn't seem willing) and come in her. Then if she turns out pregnant, claim it's the guy's who she cheated on you with. Then once you end up on Maurry, say "if the baby's mine I'd be more than happy to take care of it" and she'll look like the bad guy and get boo'd by the audience for cheating.
Youth N Asia Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Posted June 18, 2008 I appreciate all the advice, I'm usually low key person, so I'm not going out with any huge blaze of glory, although I have felt guilty about the last few sex sessions knowing that this is someone I'm gonna leave soon, but fuck it. I'm mainly staying till I have somewhere to move into
Scroby Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 I changed my mind about buring the bed. Still leave it there but instead of burning it....take a wiz on it 3 or 4 times.
Sideburnious Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 Wait wait wait. How are you sure that she's looking to cheat on you? Have you found texts, or is she distant or what? Â I also hope eliminators stays cursed forever. It can be it's gimmick.
Youth N Asia Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Posted June 18, 2008 It's text messages non stop with some dude going on about how they want to fuck each other, even if nothing ever comes of it...fuck that shit
Sideburnious Posted June 18, 2008 Report Posted June 18, 2008 And did you find these or did she tell you? That question is really just curiousity by this point. I agree that you should leave. Even if nother were to happen, she's still thinking about it, and will probably lose all respect for you anyway.
Youth N Asia Posted June 18, 2008 Author Report Posted June 18, 2008 I snooped cause I suspected. Her text thing would go off non stop and it led to a fight cause I thought it was rude to do that when I'm taking her out to dinner. Also secret about her AIM whenever I pop on the bed next to her. Immediate minimize
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