ICP fans give their baby a Jullago funeral.

[luke-o 0]

Is it really so difficult to listen to them and like them WITHOUT being a complete twat about it?

 

No, I like them and as far as I'm aware, I'm not a twat.

 

 

What is Juggalo?

Let me think for a second

Hmm well, he gets BUTT naked

Then he walks down the street winking at freaks

With a 2-liter stuck in his BUTT cheeks!

What is a juggalo?

A dead body

Well he's not really dead

But he's not like anybody you've ever met before

He'll eat Monopoly and shit out Connect Four!

What is a juggalo?

He's a graduate!

He graduated from *cricket chirps* WELL

At least he's got a job

He's not a dumb putz

He works for himself scratching his nuts!

What is a juggalo?

A Hulkamaniac!

He powerbombs motherfuckers into thumbtacks

People like him 'til they find out he's unstable

He Sabu'd your mama through a coffee table!

 

That song is awesome, in fact that whole album is awesome.

[Nighthawk 0]

The problem with a juggalo is that it gives you a culture, but you don't have to actually do anything to earn it. You can be a fat stupid loser and be a juggalo, and you get the sense of community and purpose that gangs provide.

But were you to join an actual gang, you'd probably have to sling rocks or carry a gun. Fat dirty white idiots often aren't good at that.

This is true in varying defrees with all groups and such. Being a juggalo just scrapes the bottom of the barrel, as that song there demonstrates.

 

Another juggalo once killed some gay people with a hatchet. That's pretty cool, I guess. ICP denounced him. I'd like Violent J and Shaggy themselves to comment on this funeral here.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Is a Juaggalo just an ICP Fan? Why do they get a name? What the hell are you guys talking about?

[CanadianGuitarist 0]

Ew, Schiller Park.

 

My best friend grew up to be a juggalo. I try not to talk about it.

 

Grew UP to be? The hell? How can anyone above the age of 16 even listen to ICP? How can anyone above the age of 13 "act like a juggalo"?

 

 

[Ravenbomb 0]

Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

 

I have the Deadheads and Phish fans on lines one and two....

 

Being a fat greasy failure is still worse than being a hippie.

 

Yeah, because hippies are never fat greasy failures.

[Gary Floyd 0]

Juggalos really are the lowest rung of the music fan ladder. As horrible as groups like Nickleback and Hinder are, at least their fans don't treat their fandom like it's some kind of culture.

 

I have the Deadheads and Phish fans on lines one and two....

 

Being a fat greasy failure is still worse than being a hippie.

 

Yeah, because hippies are never fat greasy failures.

 

No, but they aren't trailer trash who fail to realize a shitty joke band isn't being serious and follow a band past it's experation date as far as the understandable age to like them is concerned. That's worse.

 

Besides, several of the people who are fans of this group are in there 20's and 30's. At least some of the white trash kids from Highschool probably grew out of it and realized they were going through a phase. Others though, continue to be the same way throughout their lives. How can anybody honestly live like that?

 

Juggalos are not only the lowest part of the music fan ladder, they are the one of the lowest rungs in the ladder of the human species. Sure, they rank below truthers, creationists, and pornography enthusiasts who collect a whole lot of porn, and the rank slightly above things like hentai fans and furries (the lowest rung of that ladder), but they are still pathetic beyond comprehension. If you are a Juggalo, and you are no longer in Highschool, you should kill yourself.

 

You can be a fat stupid loser and be a juggalo, and you get the sense of community and purpose that gangs provide.

You just described the internet itself.

[Damaramu 0]

Ew, Schiller Park.

 

My best friend grew up to be a juggalo. I try not to talk about it.

 

Grew UP to be? The hell? How can anyone above the age of 16 even listen to ICP? How can anyone above the age of 13 "act like a juggalo"?

 

Every one of them that I've met has been a fat white kid that's about 19 or 20 and either dropped out of HS or finished limping across the finish line to graduation. And most of them went to job corp or whatever the fuck that is. And they walk around acting as hard as possible and I was "seeing" a girl that had a bunch of friends that were juggaloes and when I broke it off with her they made some of the stupidest threats I think I've ever heard.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Remember when ICP revealed that God was the ultimate inspiration behind their whole act? That was pretty hilarious.

 

Looks like were all out of time brother!

Everybody's out of time!

Fuck It, We gots to tell

All secrets will now be told

No more hidden messengers

This is it yall

Times up

Everything be out right here

No need for the reverse talking

The truth.

 

Now we have been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives.

People have fuckin' sworn to us they too can feel it inside.

What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?

We've been waiting six fuckin' Joker Cards to finally tell you.

The messages and hints were there, although most never picked up on them.

We snuck 'em in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.

We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.

The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard!

We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it,

Get with it and dig we don't preach it flat out,

'Cause some ninjas don't wanna get with ya,

They quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.

So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall,

After all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all.

It aint got nothing to do with us! It aint Psychopathic Records!

All we're doing is pointing shit out to you, we in this together!

Who's behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the Hatchet?

Who's beind Dark Lotus, the Circus and everybody at it?

Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalettes and fuckin Faygo showers?

What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit,

Who's behind the Juggalo powers?

This ain`t no fuckin fan club, It aint about making a buck!

Don't buy our fuckin action figures bitch, i dont give a fuck!!

It aint About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or Seventeen.

When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?

Truth is we follow GOD!!!!

We've always been behind Him!

The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!

 

May The Juggalos Find Him!

May The Juggalos Find Him!

May The Juggalos Find Him!

He's out there, He's Out there!

 

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

We don't care what happens now.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

Painted faces in the crowd.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

The Carnival will carry on.

[King Kamala 0]

[PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0]

[Jericho2000Mark 0]

[TheFranchise 0]

[luke-o 0]

Remember when ICP revealed that God was the ultimate inspiration behind their whole act? That was pretty hilarious.

 

Looks like were all out of time brother!

Everybody's out of time!

Fuck It, We gots to tell

All secrets will now be told

No more hidden messengers

This is it yall

Times up

Everything be out right here

No need for the reverse talking

The truth.

 

Now we have been told this Carnival shit has touched on many lives.

People have fuckin' sworn to us they too can feel it inside.

What is it that draws you in, this magic that compels you?

We've been waiting six fuckin' Joker Cards to finally tell you.

The messages and hints were there, although most never picked up on them.

We snuck 'em in subliminally with that wicked shit around them.

We mentioned more and more of this on every Joker's Card.

The bottom line always the same, you ain't have to look hard!

We wickedly kick it, inflict it, you get it,

Get with it and dig we don't preach it flat out,

'Cause some ninjas don't wanna get with ya,

They quick to forget ya without the hatchet and gat out.

So we rose the hatchet, do or die, now Juggalos standing tall,

After all 6 have risen the end of time will consume us all.

It aint got nothing to do with us! It aint Psychopathic Records!

All we're doing is pointing shit out to you, we in this together!

Who's behind the Dark Carnival, the Gatherings and the Hatchet?

Who's beind Dark Lotus, the Circus and everybody at it?

Who inveted Juggalos and Juggalettes and fuckin Faygo showers?

What about that feeling you get when bumping our shit,

Who's behind the Juggalo powers?

This ain`t no fuckin fan club, It aint about making a buck!

Don't buy our fuckin action figures bitch, i dont give a fuck!!

It aint About Violent J or Shaggy, the Butterfly or Seventeen.

When we speak of Shangri-La, what you think we mean?

Truth is we follow GOD!!!!

We've always been behind Him!

The Carnival is GOD and may all Juggalos find Him!

 

May The Juggalos Find Him!

May The Juggalos Find Him!

May The Juggalos Find Him!

He's out there, He's Out there!

 

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

We don't care what happens now.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

We swing our hatchet and we`re proud.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

Painted faces in the crowd.

We're not sorry if we tricked you!

The Carnival will carry on.

 

It's even funnier when some Juggalos told ICP to go fuck themselevs for leading them to follow God.

[Cowboy Battlenuts 0]

How does one make the transition from ICP fan to official Juggalo? Is there a t-shirt you have to buy, or is it just a matter of being dumb enough to paint your face?

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Looking at those pictures, no wonder she didn't realize she was pregnant.

[Gary Floyd 0]

I normally don't care for Vice magazine, but this article is worth reading in a "what the fuck this is actually real?" way. Favorite quote(s):

 

From the earliest reviews of the Insane Clown Posse's singular brand of circus-themed swear-rap, the general contention has been that there is no way music could possibly sink below this point. This is the bottom. It's almost as if ICP intentionally cherry-picked the worst aspects of goth, punk, gangsta rap, rave, nu-metal, and real metal to create a sub-culture so universally repulsive as to forestall any attempts at outside involvement. Basically, they trumped all previous claims of FTW, and then wrote a nearly unlistenable song called "Fuck the World" just to hammer the point home.

 

But while everybody else was busy acting like they were above gems such as "Bugz On My Nutz," Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope were forging a media empire for their base of extremely devoted followers, the Juggalo Family—sort of like a rap-alliance between Deadheads and the KISS Army. The Family spread rapidly across the poorer swaths of the Midwest and established a huge and more or less self-sufficient underground with its own distribution network, porn, churches (seriously), charities, file-sharing services, anti-drunk-driving coalition (JADD), initiatory secret society, GLBT activist, pro- and backyard-wrestling circuits, and two MySpace variations (ninjaspace.net and the possibly defunct myjuggalospace.com).

 

We caught the tail-end of a show by Liquid Assassin and Killa C, who were dead-on a rap version of Yogi and Boo Boo. Following the last song, C made some cryptic remarks about being tailed by "the feds" and hurried offstage, leaving Liquid Assassin to gush over their reception:

 

"I don't know if you guys realize, but it touches us to know we've got so much support out there and that we're all a part of the same Juggalo family—"

 

The fact he was saying this to a crowd of maybe 50 people in front of a park pavilion in the middle of the afternoon didn't strike anyone around me as funny. Actually, the majority of them took the sincerity and ran with it, cutting him off by chanting "FAM-I-LY! FAM-I-LY!" It was the first of many, many, many times I'd hear that specific chant over the next two days. Then Killa C used his wireless mic to do a shoutout from the bathroom. That part was actually pretty classic.

 

It was like I'd just run into Dennis Hopper's in Apocalypse Now. After taking off my shirt so as not to "blow his cover," Brad and I retreated to the corndog tent to swap notes. While I'd been more or less limited to a nerd's eye view of the proceedings, Brad had been immediately accepted as a member of the Family and thereby given a more up close and personal perspective.

 

"I was stuck on the Ferris wheel with a girl simultaneously on PCP and acid," he told me. "She kept alternating between quiet mumbling and lucidly threatening to hang me from my entrails. That was a little intense."

 

The best I'd seen was a fat guy in clown paint who couldn't think of anything to rap besides the line "You want fries with that?"

[luke-o 0]

How does one make the transition from ICP fan to official Juggalo? Is there a t-shirt you have to buy, or is it just a matter of being dumb enough to paint your face?

 

To be honest, I'm not sure how one does. I'm a fan of ICP. I own several CD's and listen to them quite a bit. But I wouldn't consider myself a juggalo.

 

My friend on the other hand does. He owns every CD (including the rare ones) and their films and has a tattoo of the Hatchet Man from Psychopathic Records. So maybe that's what it takes. I'm not sure.

 

I've never really got the hate for ICP. I've heard much worse bands in music. Some songs are better than others but it's like that with a lot of bands.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I don't really hate ICP. I can't stand their rapping, but I don't hate them. Juggalos on the other hand are fucking obnoxious.

 

[Steviekick 0]

I just read that article from Vice magazine and now my head hurts.

[Ravenbomb 0]

Their JCW videos (not where they're trying to be a real wrestling promotion. The joke ones) > their music.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

I have really never understood how anyone could like ICP. It's just...

 

what's the PC word for "God awful?"

 

However, I saw one of their JCW things, and they were doing commentary over the wrestling, and I think it was the fat one who said, "By the way, _________ wins this one. How do I know? Because we booked it."

 

I thought that was awesome.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I have really never understood how anyone could like ICP. It's just...

 

what's the PC word for "God awful?"

 

However, I saw one of their JCW things, and they were doing commentary over the wrestling, and I think it was the fat one who said, "By the way, _________ wins this one. How do I know? Because we booked it."

 

I thought that was awesome.

 

I believe it's "the fucking drizzling shits"

 

[FroGG_NeaL 0]

Drunk Terry Flunk vs Cactus Sack!

[Sideburnious 0]

I've got a friend who dresses up as a Juggalo every halloween. I think the only reason is because it's the only costume he can semi pull off.

 

I also just notices the topic says Jullago, which made me smirk.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Oh yeah, I realized my spelling error right away, but can't change the headline

[Guest Smues]

I'll change it if you want, but I kind of like it as Jullago.

[Sideburnious 0]

Oh, leave it at Jullago

[Nighthawk 0]

Make note, ICP as individuals are actually pretty awesome, they just suck at music and have stupid fans.

 

The Vice magazine article almost makes me want to see a documentary on it all... or maybe "Juggalo Parking Lot".

[Youth N Asia 0]

Jullago is fine by me

[Gary Floyd 0]

I'm just a Juggalo, and everywhere I go People know the part I'm playing