I'm having another kid

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

This will be my third. I have two boys so I'm kinda hoping for a girl.

[Nighthawk 0]

Congratulations! I always thought I'd do better with daughters than sons myself.

 

In a related note, this month is seven years since I fucked a 13 year old. So unless she had a kid, I got away with that forever.

[Twisted Intestine 0]

Congrats. I was worried this would be another EHME thread.

[BX 0]

What the hell? I knew you when you had zero kids. Now three? How old are we getting?

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

...you have kids?

 

How did I not know that?

 

Congratulations, by the way. Got any names picked out?

[Copper Feel 0]

Congratulations and good luck with teaching it how to spell!

[Edwin MacPhisto 0]

Three kids at 25. Terrifying! Congrats, though, if you're into that sort of thing.

[Failed Bridge 0]

get a vasectomy after this. 3 is enough. You don't need to produce your own Hockey team

 

I know I only want two and will probably get a vasectomy afterwards to keep from having more.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

I fear paternity more than death.

[Guest Tzar Lysergic]

Name the child Agent Milky Cobain.

[Retard Girl 0]

wait, are you having these kids... or is your woman having them?

 

 

i had two boys and stopped there because having babies is terrifying. and i'm glad i didn't have girls.

[Dandy 0]

wait, are you having these kids... or is your woman having them?

ha ha ha ha ha ha*

 

 

 

*It's hard to construe a sarcastic laugh through a typing medium. There were a lot more spaces between the "ha's" when I typed it.

[Black Lushus 0]

i had two boys and stopped there because having babies is terrifying

 

I've always heard that having babies is a wonderful experience...my wife has told me this, her friends have mentioned it as well...perhaps it's just you?

[Kinetic 0]

I fear paternity more than death.

 

Agreed. That's why my apartment reeks of parsley all the time.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

i had two boys and stopped there because having babies is terrifying

 

I've always heard that having babies is a wonderful experience...my wife has told me this, her friends have mentioned it as well...perhaps it's just you?

 

She was just terrified cause the doctors had not removed the penis yet.

[Youth N Asia 0]

Congrats, sir. How old are the boys? If they're just youngins themselves then it's perfect high school portection for the daughter

[Failed Bridge 0]

I fear paternity more than death.

Same here but I doubt that would be the case were I financially secure enough...which I should be by next year.

[Retard Girl 0]

i had two boys and stopped there because having babies is terrifying

 

I've always heard that having babies is a wonderful experience...my wife has told me this, her friends have mentioned it as well...perhaps it's just you?

 

 

i know it's not *just* me, but yes, i had an exceptionally hard time.

[Black Lushus 0]

like with health issues, perhaps? then I can understand it being a nightmare for you.

[Sideburnious 0]

Maybe it's raising them by herself?

 

 

Congrats CWM. Like others: I don't envy your situation, but I hope you're happy in it.

[Retard Girl 0]

my kids are pretty awesome, once they got over the whole 'baby' phase. babies suck.

 

i didn't have any health issues (other than mental ones ONOEZ) but my oldest was quite a large baby and they figured 6 days in labour and four plus hours of pushing was more cost-effective than doing a c-section.

 

on contrast, my youngest only took three days of being in labour and about three pushes to extract from my body.

 

but yeah, that first one... yeah. like surviving torture. the bad kind of torture at that. but it's no longer an issue.

[Nighthawk 0]

"Babies suck"... what a bad mother!

[The Amazing Rando 0]

"Babies suck"... what a bad mother!

 

Uhm.... shut yo mouth?

 

 

Or are you just talkin' bout Shaft?

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I'm very happy, but I do think three is enough. Phil is 4 and Steven is 2. We don't really have any names picked out yet though if it's a girl I would like to name her Susan.

[Nighthawk 0]

You could name him Shaft. John Shaft.

 

I'm pretty sure I'd go the weird names route if I had children. I'd have a daughter named Marney Leena. Or possibly Marleena.

[MrRant 0]

I'm very happy, but I do think three is enough. Phil is 4 and Steven is 2. We don't really have any names picked out yet though if it's a girl I would like to name her Susan.

 

All the same mother I hope or you're going to be riding high on child support. But damn, I'm older than you and only have *one*.

[kkktookmybabyaway 0]

Didn't know about number 2 but congrats and all that.

[Guest Vitamin X]

I didn't even know MrRant had a kid.

 

In other news, my ex had a miscarriage the other day. Thanks, depo!

[Maztinho 0]

You could name him Shaft. John Shaft.

 

I'm pretty sure I'd go the weird names route if I had children. I'd have a daughter named Marney Leena. Or possibly Marleena.

 

She'd have to smoke cigars.

[BX 0]

Raise your kids to do gnome pranks. Or better yet, INVOLVE THEM in the pranks. Dress them up as gnomes, let them run past the windows to add another dimension to the prank.