At Home 0 Report post Posted July 20, 2008 I was riding down a hill today, and a guy standing at a bus stop asked me for a light... while I was riding. Downhill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted July 21, 2008 When someone is flying down the road weaving in and out of traffic well over the speed limit, and you catch up to him 2 minutes later because he's been pulled over by the cops. I'll have some non-spiteful contributions to this thread later. Saw this happen this weekend on the highway. Two trucks passed me, barely getting by before it became a no passing zone but it was legal enough. But then the 2nd truck continued on and passed the 1st truck illegally, and next thing I know the Chevy Silverado behind me turns on it's police sirens. I'm good at spotting unmarked police vehicles but holy fuck did that one surprise me. So I pulled over and got to watch him go nail the illegal passer. So awesome when you actually get to see them pulled over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Elements of Style Report post Posted July 21, 2008 What pleasure is there to be taken in someone getting pulled over by some douchebag cop, unless said driver is drunk and endangering other drivers? Even then, that's more relief than pleasure. I've committed my share of douchebag/dumbass driving maneuvers (90 in a 65) and I'm certain that you have too, and I certainly don't like the idea of other people rooting for the cops to pull me over. People in that sort of a hurry could be driving their wives in labor for all I know; it's not my place to be all "yyyeaaah, get 'em cops!" Nobody but drunks should be encumbered by asshole cops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Smues really seems to have a problem with people who don't drive like scared old grandmas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Considering that the most common cause of unnatural death in this country is car crashes and the most common contributing factor to preventable car crashes is speeding, he does have a point. Though cheering "yeah, go get that BARELY ILLEGAL PASSER, you fought the law and the law WON, MOTHERFUCKER" does seem rather odd. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 When me and my girl rent movies, and the ones she picked suck and the ones I picked are good. This amuses me in an entirely spiteful manner. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 Hit her for every shit movie she picks out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 21, 2008 I've tried. I'm sick of people staring at us, because it makes me feel emasculated, which just leads to me hitting her more. I don't want to kill this one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted July 22, 2008 Smues drives like a fag. What kind of an Alaskan are you? Floor that fucker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted July 22, 2008 I smeared a raccoon on the way to work last night. Big time. I think I was doing about 90 on a completely flat country road. I looked in my rear view to see it tumble and flop behind me. Haha animal. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Elements of Style Report post Posted July 23, 2008 I was at my grandmother's house the other weekend, and her neighborhood is kinda tucked into a forest preserve. It was hot out, so the front door was open, and standing there at the screen door were three racooons, looking up at us and trying to come in the house. Then later that night they were walking around on the roof. I guess they really wanted to hang out with my family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Tzar Lysergic Report post Posted July 23, 2008 Shoot the bastards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corey_Lazarus 0 Report post Posted July 23, 2008 Cats. It doesn't matter where I am, or in how bad a mood I'm in, if a kitty passes me by? I'm instantly happy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Maztinho 0 Report post Posted July 26, 2008 A coworker let me hold her 4 month old daughter who promptly started screaming until I passed her back. It was funny just to see the expression of WTF are you handing me to this guy for on the daughters face after she calmed down. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 Miller High Life commercials where the delivery guy arrives at places (a posh hotel, a luxury box) and takes back the beer. I just think that dude is hilarious. "Here we are, all the way up in section la-dee-da." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ced 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 The response I got from this one elderly man after holding the door open for his wife and him at the buffet. "Thank you, sir. You are a gentlemen and a scholar." Just about the most awesome comment somebody has given me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 Holy shit. That is awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 "You are a gentlemen and a scholar." Heh. I've broken that one out on occasion. I have no idea where I first heard it though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Copper Feel 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 I think that it's just something that a lot of old people like to say. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted July 28, 2008 i love finding out people i know have secret peversions. oh man, finding this dude's secret alias is the only thing that has made me smile in two weeks. maybe there IS a reason to live after all.... whoops, did i just say that? i meant to talk about this guy with a secret peversion. hahahaa amazing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 No, you probably should kill yourself. I've heard "gentleman and a scholar" a couple times. I think the best compliment I've ever received was the number of times Heath Ledger's Joker was compared to me. Tyler Durden as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
foleyfanforever88 0 Report post Posted July 29, 2008 "You are a gentlemen and a scholar." Heh. I've broken that one out on occasion. I have no idea where I first heard it though. In the very first episode of The Office, Michael says that to a woman he's on the phone with, thinking she's a man. That's where I first heard the expression. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted July 30, 2008 Sushi. It's awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TheDevilAndGodAreRagingInsideMe 0 Report post Posted July 31, 2008 This too: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the max 0 Report post Posted August 2, 2008 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojgi16des-U Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2008 The response I got from this one elderly man after holding the door open for his wife and him at the buffet. "Thank you, sir. You are a gentlemen and a scholar." Just about the most awesome comment somebody has given me. Was he short and did he have red hair? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted August 3, 2008 I just love the fact that the music was ready. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nighthawk 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 What are you, the female Battlenuts? There's no glory in being disliked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Retard Girl 0 Report post Posted August 4, 2008 this is a thing that amuses me. it's flattering to know that people take the effort to hate on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
