The Caption and Fantasy Soundbite Contest Thread

[Guest Smues]

The Spokane Shock do the same thing, because well, they're the Shock. That's incredibly awesome to do it at the White House though.

[Slayer 0]

Wichita State also utilizes the Shocker hand signal.

 

The ASU Pitchfork, btw, is not the same as the Shocker. Note the separation between the index and middle fingers

[Guest Vitamin X]

Also note that GWB isn't separating the index and middle fingers.

[EricMM 0]

[SuperJerk 0]

Roger Corman presents ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT PRESIDENT-ELECT!

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

"Maaan, you gotta take a hit off of this."

[Red Baron 0]

"Chaaannnge"

[Red Baron 0]

"Chaaannnge"

[SuperJerk 0]

 

"I don't know what, they want from me,

It's like the more money we come across,

The more problems we see."

[SuperJerk 0]

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

 

So, Dick Cheney threw his back out while moving. Reports have it that the box was labelled "Lies told to the american public." Use your knees next time, Dick.

[SuperJerk 0]

 

"ANIMALS WILL BE BRED UND SLAUGHT-TERED!"

 

[RonL21 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

"When's this asshat getting out of here? He smells like Texas."

 

"Soon, honey, soon."

[EricMM 0]

Sorry bad link.

[RonL21 0]

[Gary Floyd 0]

Obama was happy until he noticed the vampiric bite marks on his neck, Damn that Blacula. Damn him!

[SuperJerk 0]

I can't top a Blacula reference.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

 

O RLY?

[Maztinho 0]

 

O RLY?

 

That's made only funnier in context of Agent's avatar looking at her, and grinning evilly.

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

[Spaceman Spiff 0]

I see you hatin'.

[Hitler Cubano 0]

[Gary Floyd 0]

"Ha ha! Little does President Regan realize that I just finished jacking off, and that I didn't bother to wash my hands!"

[Art Sandusky 0]

(man with arrow) "This man has no idea I will own his deputy premier's son one day."

[Agent of Oblivion 0]

 

More Naughty Bits

[Agent of Oblivion 0]

[Art Sandusky 0]

"Hey Phil, wanna give us a hand with this?"

[Big Ol' Smitty 0]

Kotz, I didn't get your joke on the Reagan pic. Everyone knows the arrow guy is supposed to be a young Vlad Putin right?

[Hitler Cubano 0]

Smitty, I think he was basically saying that he's going to own his deputy premier (vice president- George HW Bush)'s son one day, aka Dubya. Pretty sure he knew that was Vlad Putin.

 

I just like it because they made him look like a tourist.