The Simpsons Character Draft

[The Amazing Rando 0]

My second choice...

 

 

Herbert "Uncie Herb" Powell

[Mecha Mummy 0]

"Talkin' out of turn... that's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window.... that's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals.... that's a paddlin'. Paddlin' the school canoe... oh, you'd better believe that's a paddlin'."

 

 

Jasper

[Youth N Asia 0]

Good pick with Jasper, he was on my short list for round 3

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

YES! I am extremely happy that my next pick is still available as he is in my top 3 favorite characters on the show of all time. I choo-choo-choose...

 

 

 

Ralph Wiggum!

 

"Me fail english? Thats umpossible!"

 

 

[TheFranchise 0]

Ralph was my next pick somehow.

[Scroby 0]

Rando!!! You son of a bitch! Taking my next pick!!!

 

 

Edit: Ned Flanders was already taken, so now i need someone else.

 

Ok my next pick...Bret "The Hitman" Hart

 

 

"Ew it smells like old person."

[TheFranchise 0]

Go Bred!

[Prophet of Mike Zagurski 0]

Groundskeeper Willie

 

 

I'm from North Kilt Town too!.

 

I'm loving these picks so far.

[Youth N Asia 0]

I'm really looking forward to after round 4 or so when people are really getting in the forgotten characters and super minor ones

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

I assumed I'd have the Bret Hart option at any time, so to see he's a round 2 pick is a bit of a surprise. I'm pulling out a wild card in round 3.

 

Why I thought - on a board founded by wrestling - Bret Hart would be an open pick I don't know.

[TheFranchise 0]

I'm really liking this draft.

[Nighthawk 0]

Best Willie line:

 

"Stop pummeling me!"

 

"Alright fine.

 

I'LL STRANGLE YE FOR A WHILE!"

[Cuban Linx 0]

Since my first pick was Mr. Burns, my second pick has to be:

 

 

Waylon Smithers

[Cuban Linx 0]

And to start round 3:

 

 

"You call that a knife, THIS is a knife! Ohhh, down i go..."

 

Hans Moleman

[Youth N Asia 0]

Damn right! Another one from my shortlist, love Moleman

[Mecha Mummy 0]

Hahaha, Moleman was on my shortlist too. I almost went with him last round but I opted to go with Jasper instead.

[Nighthawk 0]

Fascinating draft.

 

The only character I'm really bummed about not getting is Moe, because he's my favorite by far, but other than that... if we can keep these down, we'll be sitting pretty.

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

In Honor of Moleman...

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU

[Scroby 0]

So I'm going with another surprise draft pick

 

The Critic Jay Sherman

 

 

"It Stinks!"

[HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0]

My next pick is...

 

 

 

 

Nelson Muntz!

 

 

"HA HA!"

[Mecha Mummy 0]

 

Edna Krabappel

 

"She's faking it."

[Nighthawk 0]

Good show on Jay Sherman. He was my next pick.

[Brett Favre 0]

Edna Krabappel is a pretty underrated character.

 

Just so many ways you can go in the draft.

[Nighthawk 0]

Wait a minute...

 

Bart's teacher's name is Krabappel? I've been calling her Crandall! Why didn't somebody tell me?!

[luke-o 0]

My second choice...

 

 

Herbert "Uncie Herb" Powell

 

Lisa: Where's Maggie?

Maggie (with Uncie Herb's voice): Where did you go?

Lisa: Peek-a-boo!

Maggie: Oh there you are. Very amusing.

 

Always makes me laugh.

[DrVenkman PhD 0]

Rando is now on the clock and it is JJ's turn.

[JJ Johnson 0]

 

Lunchlady Doris.

 

"There's not much meat in these gym mats."

[TheFranchise 0]

More testicles mean more iron!

[Burning Pirate Ship Sex 0]

Bart: Lunchlady Doris? Why are you here?

Doris: Budget cuts. They've even got Groundskeeper Willy teaching French..

 

"Bon-jooooooooooouuuuuuuuurrrrrrrr! Ya cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys!"

 

 

[TheFranchise 0]

Mattdotcom is up.. then I need to think of something creative, or just odd.