Taylor Swift melts my ice-cold heart.

[Kinetic 0]

 

Taylor Swift facts:

 

1. Taylor Swift has just turned 18.

2. Taylor Swift has just released her sophomore album, Fearless. It debuted at #2 on the Billboard chart.

3. Taylor Swift sang "The Star-Spangled Banner" at a 76ers game when she was only 11!

4. Soon, I will make Taylor Swift my hillbilly teen bride.

 

Discuss.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Looks like a young Leann Rhymes if they decide to make a biopic about dat bitch

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Can you believe that one Jonas brother dumped her?! What a fag.

[Kinetic 0]

 

Yes!

[Guest Czecherbear]

not seein' it, guys...

[Cheech Tremendous 0]

What a bunch of misogynists! Can't you just appreciate her for her beautiful music?

 

not seein' it, guys...

 

Yeah, but didn't you have a thing for the ugly singer with the extra Jew-y nose? I can't really speak to your judgment in these matters.

[2GOLD 0]

It's more depressing knowing a Jonas Brother hit that period. I mean god dammit, it's a Jonas Brother! Shouldn't they be nailing like 12 year olds?

 

She has nice legs and is part of the country trio of Kellie Pickler and Julianne Hough in terms of hot young talent.

She ain't bad, kinda catchy music for what it is. I've heard worse, like Carrie Underwood. I like Miranda Lambert a little bit more though, little more energy in her songs.

[The Niggardly King 0]

Wait Kellie Pickler has become something other than a waffle house waitress or a stripper with a bad titjob where you can see the scars?

 

Fucking American Idol.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

Sara Bereilles (sp?) merks Swift six ways from Sunday.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

What a bunch of misogynists! Can't you just appreciate her for her beautiful music?

 

I do! I don't even think she's that hot. She's more "endearingly gawky" than anything.

[The Niggardly King 0]

i really have no idea who this is. I now feel like an old man, I'm usually on the up and up in the music scene. so now i offiialyy feel like that old person who can't understand whatever musical stylings you youths happening to be jamming and grooving to now.

[Lord of The Curry 0]

As much as I don't care for country music in terms of attractive female singers they pretty much rule music.

[foleyfanforever88 0]

I am in love with Taylor Swift.

[Kinetic 0]

Endearlingly gawky? And this from a guy who said he'd fuck Chelsea Lately. I'm not going to claim to be all that familiar with Taylor Swift, but she's looked quite nice in every picture I've seen. Certainly more attractive than contemporaries like Kellie Pickler or Carrie Underwood.

[Smartly Pretty 0]

Critics (read: teen girls at school) seem to be lauding her for writing her own songs. I don't feel like an artist should be rewarded for writing their own songs, you guys. That's their, uh, job.

[BUTT 0]

Ice-cold Ice?

[Kinetic 0]

Nah. Especially not in modern country music, which has the same sort of separation between songwriter and performer that most of rock music did pre-Beatles. If you think someone like Kenny Chesney writes all of his songs, you're sorely mistaken.

 

EDIT: That was in response to Smartly Pretty's post. To Kreese's post, I say: Yeah, I'm not crazy about it, either.

[PUT THAT DICK IN MY MOUTH! 0]

Endearlingly gawky? And this from a guy who said he'd fuck Chelsea Lately. I'm not going to claim to be all that familiar with Taylor Swift, but she's looked quite nice in every picture I've seen. Certainly more attractive than contemporaries like Kellie Pickler or Carrie Underwood.

 

I didn't mean it in a bad way. I mean, I think she's totes adorable.

[snuffbox 0]

Cute as a button.

[Guest Czecherbear]

w/ yr permission, Kinetic, I can change it to heart.

 

ah, I changed it anyway.

[Kinetic 0]

 

So I just remembered that it's possible to watch music videos online. She is a little gawky, isn't she.

[treble 0]

That one song is kinda sad.

[Matt Young 0]

I've had a thing for her for a few months now. She's cute. And I normally can't stand post country, but "Teardrops on my Guitar" and "Our Song" are pretty good.

[Nighthawk 0]

"Teardrops On My Guitar"?

 

BWA HA HA!

[Red Baron 0]

Nah, the worst is her debut single, Tim McGraw

 

 

 

[haws bah gawd 0]

It's more depressing knowing a Jonas Brother hit that period. I mean god dammit, it's a Jonas Brother! Shouldn't they be nailing like 12 year olds?

 

2Gold, if it makes you feel any better, the Jonas Brothers, who are all uber-religious, took a vow of Celibacy until marriage, so whichever one was dating her, did not hit it. Instead, from what I hear he broke up with her for Camilla Belle. The girl from that God awful remake of "When a Stranger Calls". Win-Win?

[naiwf 0]

That Jonas in particular strikes me as the Lance Bass of that group.

[Richard 0]

not seein' it, guys...

 

She's cute but she doesn't get my noodle going.

[2GOLD 0]

It's more depressing knowing a Jonas Brother hit that period. I mean god dammit, it's a Jonas Brother! Shouldn't they be nailing like 12 year olds?

 

2Gold, if it makes you feel any better, the Jonas Brothers, who are all uber-religious, took a vow of Celibacy until marriage, so whichever one was dating her, did not hit it. Instead, from what I hear he broke up with her for Camilla Belle. The girl from that God awful remake of "When a Stranger Calls". Win-Win?

 

Yeah you know, I don't buy for one minute any one of those little weasels is uber-religious. It comes off more like them playing up their image to Disney so they can sell more merch as the wholesome rock band. Every Disney star plays up that innocent shit and I don't think one of them lasted til past 16 with it. If they lasted to 16.

 

The only guy I ever believed took a vow of celibacy and meant it was A.C Green and THAT guy deserves a god damn medal AND movie deal for pulling it off so long in the NBA. And really, I didn't even think that deep into it. Where are you getting all your Jonas knowledge?

 

I've been subjected to their "performing" twice and holy shit, do they fucking suck. They make me hate having nieces. Watching Camp Rock AND their live DVD in one night...bullet, gun, head, click, boom is what you start thinking about.

 

 

With Taylor, I don't know. Her videos always made me feel uncomfortably wrong and I like the beat and the way she sings in her songs but the lyrics are total teen girl lyrics so not meant for me to understand. But she still isn't Miranda Lambert. Seeing that girl live, she is one attractive young lady and good singer. But she also comes off like someone who if you cheated on her, she would chop off your dick and set you on fire while laughing.

[haws bah gawd 0]

It's more depressing knowing a Jonas Brother hit that period. I mean god dammit, it's a Jonas Brother! Shouldn't they be nailing like 12 year olds?

 

2Gold, if it makes you feel any better, the Jonas Brothers, who are all uber-religious, took a vow of Celibacy until marriage, so whichever one was dating her, did not hit it. Instead, from what I hear he broke up with her for Camilla Belle. The girl from that God awful remake of "When a Stranger Calls". Win-Win?

 

Yeah you know, I don't buy for one minute any one of those little weasels is uber-religious. It comes off more like them playing up their image to Disney so they can sell more merch as the wholesome rock band. Every Disney star plays up that innocent shit and I don't think one of them lasted til past 16 with it. If they lasted to 16.

 

The only guy I ever believed took a vow of celibacy and meant it was A.C Green and THAT guy deserves a god damn medal AND movie deal for pulling it off so long in the NBA. And really, I didn't even think that deep into it. Where are you getting all your Jonas knowledge?

 

I've been subjected to their "performing" twice and holy shit, do they fucking suck. They make me hate having nieces. Watching Camp Rock AND their live DVD in one night...bullet, gun, head, click, boom is what you start thinking about.

 

 

With Taylor, I don't know. Her videos always made me feel uncomfortably wrong and I like the beat and the way she sings in her songs but the lyrics are total teen girl lyrics so not meant for me to understand. But she still isn't Miranda Lambert. Seeing that girl live, she is one attractive young lady and good singer. But she also comes off like someone who if you cheated on her, she would chop off your dick and set you on fire while laughing.

 

Eh, my girlfriend's niece and nephew live with her. The niece and nephew are Disney-holic's, so my girlfriend has learned a lot about Raven, The Jonas's, HSM actors, and I hear it from her, so you get the idea. Honestly though, I had never heard of the Jonas's until all that HOOPLAH went around during the VMA's where that skinny British guy went off on them for wearing Purity rings.

 

Speaking of Disney, and it's wholesome image, I have an off-topic question. I seem to remember Anne Hathaway being released from her Disney contract after doing a topless scene in a film (Havoc?). Well, that one girl from High School Musical had nude pics that she "took for her boyfriend" leaked-out onto the net, and Disney instantly forgives her saying "she made a mistake, and she has learned from it". Hell, they nearly ex-communicated Miley Cyrus for *gasp* showing her back in Vanity Fair (though that was probably due more to the fact that she's underage). I don't get it.