snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123051100709638419.html Hilarious stuff here. The map at the end is a great, unintentional, punchline to the whole piece. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 Sweet. I've always wanted to go to Canada. Now it will come to me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tekcop 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 Aw, it's cute. But, wait, instead of the us breaking up into smaller countries, we're supposed to just let other countries take us over? I highly, highly doubt "The Texas Republic" would ever bow down to the Mexican government. Does this guy know anything about our country? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 I kind of like the idea of living in a warmer climate, without the inconvenience of having to change my TSM name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 It looks like the Carolinas were able to fight off the Mexican Army. Too bad about Texas and the rest of the South, though. First, one of their congressman, Ron Paul, couldn't remember 9-11, and next the whole state forgot about the Alamo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 Will this mean I can finally get free health care? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 29, 2008 Yep. We'll all be under the Canadian influence of cheaper Oxys very soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Czecherbear Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Hey, I don't see New New Delhi, Li'l Israel, or Homorabia anywhere on there! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EVIL~! alkeiper 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Just as long as this means I finally get British television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Ol' Smitty 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Hey, I don't see New New Delhi, Li'l Israel, or Homorabia anywhere on there! We'll just play "Caribbean Queen" really loud. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 coughripoffcough Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 China sure did a good job fighting all the Mexicans out of Arizona and So-Cal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 But they didn't fight hard enough to ensure themselves of Hawaii. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 "Either Japan or China." Well, that's a definitive map! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Ya'll might be laughing now, but 2 years from now when I'm holding down fort as apart of The Californians against Chinks Alliance you douches will be getting raped over by European Union. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
alfdogg 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Just as long as this means I finally get British television. Everything North of the Virginias goes to France. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
2GOLD 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Wait, doesn't Europe allow nudity in the newspaper? Finally, the hot models of the US will be forced to remove their tops. And no more need for a region free player, the region is coming to me! EuropeA! EuropeA! EuropeA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Does this guy know anything about our country? The fact that he thinks that Tennessee would prefer to join up with the yankees of New England rather than split off with the rest of the South indicates: no, he doesn't. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 coughripoffcough Isn't it this guy's theory that Beck is talking about in that segment? I think everyone should make their own predictions. Here, go nuts. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
KingPK 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Does this guy know anything about our country? The fact that he thinks that Tennessee would prefer to join up with the yankees of New England rather than split off with the rest of the South indicates: no, he doesn't. Not to mention the Carolinas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Seems more like a piece of fantasy based on a game of Civilization than any sort of rational historical outlook. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dubq 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 coughripoffcough LMAO @ Distinct Mentality Coast Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Vitamin X Report post Posted December 30, 2008 If there's one thing I've learned about living up here, it's that Pacific Northwesters hate Californians. No way we could be enticed to join that republic when OR, WA, and British Columbia have more in common and have even seen "Cascadia" secession efforts. Bring Alaska into the mix too. Viva Cascadia! We don't need a housing market when we can all live in yurts! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dobbs 3K 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 Bring Alaska into the mix too. Viva Cascadia! We don't need a housing market when we can all live in yurts! "dominated by either Mongolia or Siberia." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 coughripoffcough Isn't it this guy's theory that Beck is talking about in that segment? All I know is Glenn's segment was a month ago (11/25). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2008 The Russian has been saying this for awhile. He says that his fellow Russians are only now taking it seriously in light of the American economy (the economy will not effect China, Europe, Canada, Mexico, or maybe Japan apparently). Does Glenn Beck normally count on Russian professors such as this gentleman for his information? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJerk 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 coughripoffcough Isn't it this guy's theory that Beck is talking about in that segment? All I know is Glenn's segment was a month ago (11/25). In the transcript you posted a link to, he keeps referencing this idea came from a "Russian," you dumb ass. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 Hell of a source you got there, Marvin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianGuitarist 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 I've been meaning to make a world map of ethnicities with whom I've had sex. This thread is the perfect catalyst. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
At Home 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2008 If there's one thing I've learned about living up here, it's that Pacific Northwesters hate Californians. No way we could be enticed to join that republic when OR, WA, and British Columbia have more in common and have even seen "Cascadia" secession efforts. Bring Alaska into the mix too. Viva Cascadia! We don't need a housing market when we can all live in yurts! But unfortunately, you'd need California because of our agriculture and economy, otherwise you guys would die But I'm all for Cascadia. BC too. Why would you guys create a new country if it didn't include Hollywood? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
