bob_barron Posted January 10, 2009 Report Posted January 10, 2009 KOAB's right. You're a terrible father
PILLS! PILLS! PILLS! Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 What happened to all that talk about getting your life back together, Simon? Don't turn into Jake Roberts. "What is this... chocolate...?"
1234-5678 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. If your imbibing of said drug was an attempt to get into someone's pants, then it's ok.
Lord of The Curry Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 Not when he's got a fucking kid to look after it isn't.
1234-5678 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 Ugh, just give the kip a capful of NyQuil and it's all good.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 11, 2009 Author Report Posted January 11, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. If your imbibing of said drug was an attempt to get into someone's pants, then it's ok. Yeah it was a girl who gave me the cocaine... And I fucked the shit out of her that night. It was fucked, my daughter has been with my babys mama mama this week. I had freedom to go nuts.
1234-5678 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. If your imbibing of said drug was an attempt to get into someone's pants, then it's ok. Yeah it was a girl who gave me the cocaine... And I fucked the shit out of her that night. It was fucked, my daughter has been with my babys mama mama this week. I had freedom to go nuts. So was the coke free too? Cause if so you hit all the major points of a good coke night, free drugs, and ass. Not that I partake often. I mean, in the drugs.
NoCalMike Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 I'm starting to wane on the "drunkeness" myself. It's kind of weird, I still enjoy drinking in itself, but I kind of found recently that if I drink until I am feeling good, and relaxed and then pace myself enough to keep that feeling, I end up having a better time then if I just keep drinking and drinking until I am so drunk that it will take a night of sleep to wear off. A nice Power Hour is a good way to get into that state of inibriation where you are feeling good, but not drunk.
1234-5678 Posted January 11, 2009 Report Posted January 11, 2009 Power hour with what.....beer? Gross.
Angle-plex Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 Power hour makes you feel good? Isn't that 9 beers in an hour? I'd be toast.
The Niggardly King Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 I drink 10 rum and cokes in an hour, son
Special K Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 I drank 3 fifth bottles of Cisco in an hour. On the regular. That's why my liver used to hurt!
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 13, 2009 Author Report Posted January 13, 2009 This weekend was insane.
Angle-plex Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 I pissed in my pantry this weekend and I didn't even have anywhere close to 9 beers in an hour, let alone 10 rum and cokes. Perhaps I'm not as big of an alcoholic as I think.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 This weekend was insane. EHMe your getting as bad as me.
Guest Vitamin X Posted January 13, 2009 Report Posted January 13, 2009 I got blasted over the weekend at my friend's birthday bash and made out with this girl in the bathroom while a couple people came in and out of the bathroom trying to piss. It was kind of funny. Afterwards I had to help my friend walk to his house. He barely remembered where it was or how to open the door.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Posted January 16, 2009 I did mushrooms last night... It was intense.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Posted January 16, 2009 I saw flying monkeys last night.
At Home Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 I got blasted over the weekend at my friend's birthday bash and made out with this girl in the bathroom while a couple people came in and out of the bathroom trying to piss. It was kind of funny. That happened to me in the park where I hooked up with that girl. It was on near the far end of the thing, and while I was getting a blowjob, some dude just walked up close to us, saw us, stopped about 5 feet away, and said "oh, shit, I didn't know people were fornicating," then unzipped and pissed.
BruteSquad_BRODY Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 I love mushrooms fried with liver and onions~!
Angle-plex Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 One time I was hammered and went to take a piss in the corner of a backyard at a party. I walked over there and saw a girl talking on the phone. I said hi and decided to just unzip and piss right in front of her. She said something like "Dude, I'm standing right here" and apparently all I kept saying was "Just imagine it's someone attractive peeing. Imagine it's George Clooney peeing". This is a blur to me but I think she walked away at that point. She probably liked me.
Detox Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. I used to post at allhiphop.com also, which gimmicks did you have?
The Niggardly King Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 Look at the member's name up there, I suggest you follow his namesake, ehme.
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Posted January 16, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. I used to post at allhiphop.com also, which gimmicks did you have? Bobby Lashley, Santino Marella, Elijah Burke, The Miz, Kurt Angle, and The Rock... Good ol days... What was your username there?
Detox Posted January 16, 2009 Report Posted January 16, 2009 I had various of wrestling gimmicks at allhiphop.com, it was fun. Also, I got drunk and did cocaine last night. I used to post at allhiphop.com also, which gimmicks did you have? Bobby Lashley, Santino Marella, Elijah Burke, The Miz, Kurt Angle, and The Rock... Good ol days... What was your username there? Ric_Flair
Lt. Al Giardello Posted January 16, 2009 Author Report Posted January 16, 2009 Ric_Flair Oh my fucking god! I remember you and that fucking jew waterproof aka Aqua were always insulting each other. Remember skeetz and his FUCCED up haircut game? Ahahaha good times... My main username there was GMoney5.
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