Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 2012 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1190080/ John Cusack Amanda Peet Woody Harrelson Chiwetel Ejiofor Thandie Newton Danny Glover Oliver Platt Chin Han Release Date: 10 July 2009 Another end of the world film, awesome. Just what we need to cheer us up during this global economic recession. This one is based around the crackpot theory that the universe is going to self implode during a solar aligment of the planets, that is actually due to happen in 2012. Strangely, the Mayan calender also ends in 2012. Looks a bit shite to be honest. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I saw this trailer a month ago or so at a theater. Ringing a bell didn't stop the giant tidal wave, next time try blowing a horn! Oh and the friend that I was at the theater with noted that it makes it look like the title of the movie is "Google Search: 2012." I'd actually go see if it that were it's name. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2009 I thought it was a piss take trailer at first till I IMDB 2012. Its just a really shite trailer. At first I thought the guy caused the tidal wave, avalanche thing by ringing his big bell - the twat. Is this an early contender for worst film of the year? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I thought it was a piss take trailer at first till I IMDB 2012. Its just a really shite trailer. At first I thought the guy caused the tidal wave, avalanche thing by ringing his big bell - the twat. Is this an early contender for worst film of the year? It's gonna have to try pretty hard to contend for that title. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 does planet x do a drive by on planet earth in this one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Oh shit, I totally forgot about the Dragonball pic that has very little to actually do with Dragonball Z haha James Marsters ... Lord Piccolo hahahahahahahahaha x10 game over. This wins. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Apparantly it's Dragonball and not Dragonball Z, but it still looks like ass and that it has nothing to do with the actual dragonball universe outside of having a guy with spiky hair and some orbs that just happened to be named dragon balls. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 haha at least I can see the appeal that might have to some people. I reckon this thread should be turned into the Pimp your Nomination for Potential Worst Movie of the Year Thread instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I reckon this thread should be turned into the Pimp your Nomination for Potential Worst Movie of the Year Thread instead. Done Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 16, 2009 From the looks of the trailer Mall Cop could be a contender as well. It's currently sitting at 28% on RT. Not a good start to 2009. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 28% is better than I expected for a movie of that nature. None of these movies will be the worst of 09. I don't know what it is, but it will be a movie that has an opening PSA of under $300 and I will end up seeing it, b/c I'm sad like that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 From the looks of the trailer Mall Cop could be a contender as well. It's currently sitting at 28% on RT. Not a good start to 2009. Tagline: Safety never takes a holiday. That's just pure gold right there. I guess this is all due to the writers strike? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Hotel for Dogs. Clearly Don Cheadle in this movie is a result of a lost bet between him and Clooney. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mik 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Mall Cop wasn't a worst movie contender. I saw a free sneak preview. It was stupid and it knew it was stupid but there were still a few funny moments in it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Thing is, its a movie where you know what you're letting yourself in for watching it. So, it won't be slated that much. Its like, if you watch an Ernest Movie... don't bitch about it, you knew the score before you sat down. Besides, he saved Halloween with Milk... MILK! I'm still saying 2012 for how ambiguous the trailer is for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bob_barron 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Hotel for Dogs. Clearly Don Cheadle in this movie is a result of a lost bet between him and Clooney. Hotel for Dogs looks cute, and I like dogs. That's just pure gold right there. I guess this is all due to the writers strike? No, the WGA strike was too short to really have an impact on the 09 release schedule. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I splashed my mother with milk upon coming home from that movie to ensure she wasn't a troll. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I splashed my mother with milk upon coming home from that movie to ensure she wasn't a troll. True story. That's fucking awesome. I'm going to have to save that somewhere so I don't forget it come this year's vote whoring for Best Poster. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Holy fuck, what was Chow Yun Fat smoking when he thought this would be a good movie to be in Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Smues Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Holy fuck, what was Chow Yun Fat smoking when he thought this would be a good movie to be in The script? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrVenkman PhD 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I thought the movie was called "Google 2012" after seeing the trailer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Niggardly King 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 wait, this is the piece of shit Marvin is excited to see? Man, I'm disappointed in you, Chiwetel. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Atticus Chaos 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Danny Glover as president of the United States? Come on, that's some entertainment value right there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jingus 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Man, I'm disappointed in you, Chiwetel. That's the one saving grace here. Since when has Ejiofor ever been in a really fucking terrible movie? The dude has a great eye for which projects to choose. Of course, nobody's perfect... Dragonball still looks like easily the biggest bomb coming down the pipe, but it's not the only one. I'm sure Uwe Boll and those Date/Epic/Disaster Movie faggots are sure to have at least a couple movies being released in 09 as well. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth N Asia 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 I dunno, but I think it'll star Nick Cage... So probably Knowing or whatever it is Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BifEverchad 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Danny Glover as president of the United States? Come on, that's some entertainment value right there. Seriously, there will never be a black Preside.. - eh, nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Twisted Intestine 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Apparantly it's Dragonball and not Dragonball Z, but it still looks like ass and that it has nothing to do with the actual dragonball universe outside of having a guy with spiky hair and some orbs that just happened to be named dragon balls. How come it has nothing to do with the Dragonball universe? Isn't it going to be the story of Goku and the gang that was told in the Dragonball cartoons? Of course, he does look nothing like kid Goku. I'd prefer a Dragonball Z movie to it as well. I think it's a movie I might end up liking just cause. Like Mortal Kombat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bobobrazil1984 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 'Dance Flick' looks like the winner. is it from the makes of not another teen movie, epic movie, date movie, and all those other shitty "spoofs"? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Obi Chris Kenobi 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Yeah, if you look at the poster picture posted earlier it says so. It also looks like someone has Photoshopped the word 'funniest' out of the tagline too haha. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haws bah gawd 0 Report post Posted January 16, 2009 Didn't they miss the "Dragonball Z Boom" by about 10 years? I guess better late than never, but still. It looks like a fun popcorn flick. I'm a sucker for apocalypse movies, so I'll be watching 2012. I'm giving my vote to Mall Cop, although I have a feeling it will get a decent box office from children, alone. My girlfriend's nephew and niece are begging her to take them to see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
