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Dead & Buried (Day 26)

26.) Dead & Buried (1981) Plot: Sheriff Dan Gillis (James Farentino) is investigating a series of murders in the town of Potter's Bluff. So, why are these dead bodies coming back? Does Mortician (Jack Albertson, in his last performance) have something to do with it? Review: Released by a major studio, written by Dan ("Alien", "Return of the Living Dead", "Total Recall") O'Bannon, and directed by Gary ("Raw Meat", "Poltergeist III") Sherman, "Dead & Buried" tanked in the box office,

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

A Virgin Among The Living Dead (Day 25)

25.) A Virgin Among The Living Dead (1973) Plot: While at her dead relatives castle, a woman finds herself in a world of satanic rituals and the undead. Review: I've reviewed a Jess Rollin movie, now it's time to look at one from his doppleganger so to speak, in Jess Franco. Granted, Franco's movies range from entertaining trash to unwatchable crap, but "A Virgin Among The Living Dead", while not unwatchable, feels a bit undercooked. Sure, the requisite female nudity and lesbian content

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Horror Rises From The Tomb (Day 24)

24.) Horror Rises From The Tomb (1973) Plot: A Medieval Warlock returns hundreds of years later to recieve the rest of his body (he was decapitated, you see) and kill anyone who get's in his way. Review: The final Spanish Horror entry in this list, "Horror Rises From The Tomb" is also the second featuring the upiquitis Paul Naschy. Fortunately, this is a better movie than the jumbled mess Vengeance of the Zombies, and is a good, fitting end to the Spanish titles reviewed here, as it's a ve

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Grapes of Death (Day 23)

23.) The Grapes of Death (1978) Plot: A woman finds herself trying to survive a French Countryside swarmed with the living dead. Review: Prolific Exploitation autuer Jean Rollin's 1978 gem is actually his first in a trilogy of zombie movies: the others include the atrocious Zombie Lake and the surreal but good Living Dead Girl. However, "Grapes" is the best of the three movies, as well as the most coherent and conventional. Fans hoping for graphic violence and bloodshed will be pleased

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Dead Heist (Day 22)

22.) Dead Heist (2007) Plot: A bank heist goes horribly arry when (what else) the dead come in for food. Review: As far as recent Urban Zombie movies go, "Dead Heist" is better than Zombiez, but worse than Hood of the Living Dead and Gangs of the Dead. That's not saying much, especially when you consider the fact that "Hood" and "Gangs" are bad movies too. The dead here are cut from the same cloth as the speedy zombies from the Dawn of The Dead remake and the infected from 28 Days Later

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Messiah of Evil (Day 21)

21.) Messiah of Evil (1973) Plot: In the California town of Pointe Dune, Arletty Lang (Marianna Hill) is looking for her reclusive artist father (Royal Dano.) So, what's with the undead town's people? And who is the Messiah of Evil? Review: Night of the Living Dead meets the works of H.P. Lovecraft in Will Hyuck's underrated cult classic. While you won't finds piles of gore here, you will find a creeping sense of dread and a nice little gothic horror tale made for about $80,000 or $100,000

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Sugar Hill (Day 20)

20.) Sugar Hill (1974) Plot: When the mob kills the boyfriend of Sugar Hll (Marki Bey), she turns to Mama Maitresse (Zara Cully) and Voodoo god Baron Samedi (Don Pedro Colley) for revenge. Review: The only Blaxploitation movie to involve zombies other than Petey Wheatstraw, "Sugar Hill" and it's PG rating may mean that it isn't as graphic or fun as say, Petey, Dolemite, or Coffy, but it's still a lot of fun regardless. For one thing, the movie, much like a Rudy Ray Moore movie, doesn't

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (Day 19)

19.) Erotic Nights of the Living Dead (1980) Plot: Like you're watching this for a plot synopsis. Review: Porn and Zombies? Yep, it's been done before: Porno Holocaust, Erotic Orgasm, Naked Lovers, and to a far lesser (and grosser) extent, Porn of the Dead are proof that some want to see flesh eating cadavers and people fucking in the same movie. Hey, whatever gets you off, I guess. Now, from the man who gave you the notorious Anthropophagous and it's sequel Absurd comes (pun intended) "Er

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Let's Scare Jessica To Death (Day 18)

18.) Let's Scare Jessica To Death (1971) Plot: Jessica (Zohra Lampert) is let out of a mental ward, and moves into a country home with friends. So, what's with the strange drifer girl (Gretchen Corbett)? Or the vampire in the lake? Or the townspeople with those odd scars? Review: The term "lost classic" gets thrown around a lot, especially in the horror genre. Hardcore fans such as yours truly love to mention movies like Vampyr, Horrors Of Malformed Men, The Strange Vice of Mrs. Wardh, and

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Dead Hate The Living! (Day 17)

17.) The Dead Hate The Living! (2000) Plot: A band of would be filmmakers go to an abandoned hospital, and find a real dead body-which they use for the movie. It ends up opening a portal to hell-and unleashing some zombies. Review: I make no apologies whatsoever when I say that I like the movie Scream. Sure, I may lose cred to some horror nerds, but I answer only to myself, thank you. I don't like though, what came after "Scream": A series of annoying, self aware horror movies that thought

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Night of the Sorcerers (Day 16)

16.) Night of the Sorcerers (1973) Plot: A team of researchers go to Africa end up running into Leopard Vampire Goddesses and their zombie minions. Review: From the man who gave us the "Blind Dead" series comes "Night of the Sorcerers", a wonderfully tacky exploitation mini-masterpiece. First things first: this movie will offend some people. The African natives are portrayed stereotypically (you expect somebody to say "where all the white women at?" at any point"), with grass skirts, ma

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Sole Survivor (Day 15)

15.) Sole Survivor (1983) Plot: The only survivor of a plane crash finds herself being followed by the dead-to finish the job death planned for her. Review: The plot may sound a lot like that of Final Destination, but that's where the similarities end. What we end up getting is an original, relatively gore free horror flick, and anunderrated zombie movie that owes more to Carnival of Souls than Zombi 2. The most intriguing aspect of the movie is it's treatment of the zombies. These are

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Swamp Of the Ravens (Day 14)

14.) Swamp Of The Ravens (1974) Plot: Dr. Frosta preys on Beggars and Gypsies so he can continue his work on the dead. When his girlfriend leaves him, things get pretty bad. Review: A Spanish/American co-production, "Swamp Of the Ravens" is a good example of a meat and potatoes exploitation movie: it might not meet all the requirements, but it still has enough to count some. The movie itself isn't that much of a zombie movie, as the doctor's failed experiments float and hang around the

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Child (Day 13)

13.) The Child (1977) Plot:A newly hired housekeepr must take care of a spoiled, troubled kid named Rosalie, who has telekinetic powers. She uses these powers to summon her friends-a group of malevolent zombies-to do her bidding. Review: "The Child" is a flawed but watchable entity. Shot for about $30,000, the movie played in drive ins and Grindhouses as part of a double bill with Fredrick Friedels' odd Axe, and is something of a minor cult classic in some respects. The movie has it's

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Junk (Day 12)

12.) Junk (2000) Plot: A team of petty Jewel thieves find themselves fighting for their lives when the factory they are in turns out to be infested with zombies-including a hot naked chick. Review: Take one part Tarantino knock off, one part Re-Animator, one part Return of the Living Dead 3, and three parts Italian zombie movie, and you get "Junk"- a derivative, unoriginal, but really fun zombie movie that plays like the best one Italy never made-only it's from Japan. The movie borrows

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Zombie Holocaust (Day 11)

11.) Zombie Holocaust (1980) Plot: Dr. Obrero * (Dan O' Brien) is experimenting on corpses on a remote Island. Well, an expedition team (which includes Zombi 2's Ian McCulloch) ends up on the island-and runs into the Docotor, who has some plans-as well as cannibals and zombies-in store for them. Review: Titled "Dr Butcher M.D." when it came to video in the 80's, "Zombie Holocaust" is an interesting-and fun-blend of two different kinds of Italian Gore flicks: The Italian Zombie movie, and t

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Frozen Scream (Day 10)

10.) Frozen Scream (1981) * Plot: Mad Scientists (including late minor cult movie icon Renee Harmon) discover a new technology that turns people into remote controlled/frozen zombies that kill. Review: "Frozen Scream" isn't just a bad movie-it's a frustrating one at that. The premise (though campy) is at least original, yet it fails. Why? Well for starters, the acting (save Harmon, who's icy, emotionless performance is sort of interesting) is dreadful. Harmon is clearly the only person

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Das Komabrutale Duell (Day 9)

09.) Das Komabrutale Duell (1999) Plot: A dude is killed, another guy wants revenge, and people kill each other, then return...over and over again. Lather. Rinse. Repeat. Review: I don't even know why I bother. As I mentioned in my review of Zombie Bloodbath, the 90's gave us a series of horrible shot on camcorder zombie movies. This wasn't just an American phenomenon, as this was also hugely popular in Germany, which has somehow become a haven for terrible microbudget splatterfests. This

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

One Dark Night (Day 8)

08.) One Dark Night (1983) Plot: A sorority initiation goes horribly wrong when the body of Russian Occultist Karl "Raymar" Rhamarevich returns-as do some corpses that he controls. Review: "One Dark Night" is a movie that is so 80's, you're surprised those annoying "I Love The 80's" shows didn't tell bad jokes about it. It's got an 80's look, everyone dresses like it's the 80's, it has a fun cast (Meg Tilly! Elizabeth G. Daily! Adam West-yes, that Adam West), and a plot that could only com

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (Day 7)

07.) The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue (1974) Plot: Two hippies (ugh) are suspected of being behind a series of murders. Thing is, it's actually the living dead-brought back by chemical pesticides-who are responsible. Review: After Night of the Living Dead, other filmmakers tried their hand at combining the living dead with social commentary. The first gory zombie movie from Italy to do so, "The Living Dead at Manchester Morgue" predates the likes of "Dawn of the Dead", as well as later

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Vengeance Of The Zombies (Day 6)

06.) Vengeance Of The Zombies (1973) Plot: An Indian Mystic (played by Paul Naschy) uses black magic to bring hot topless chicks back from the dead to get payback on those who wronged him. Naschy also plays the mystic's brother, and Satan himself. Review: Paul Naschy is the king of Spanish horror-not because of quality, but because he is a Lon Chaney jr./Boris Karloff like figure in how he was known for playing everything from Werewolves, Vampires, Demons-you name it. The first of four

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

The Dead Pit (Day 5)

05.) The Dead Pit (1989) Plot: Years ago, Dr. Gerald Swan (Jeremy Slate) discovered Dr. "Bad reference to a great director" Ramzi (Danny Gochnauer) performing horrible experiments on patients. Years later, a woman known only as Jane Doe (Cheryl Lawson, looking great in a nipple hugging baby-tee and panties) comes to the mental facility. However, Dr. Ramzi has returned from the dead-as has a horde of zombies. Review: Released to video in 1989 (complete with an awesome VHS cover with light

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Carnival of Souls (Day 4)

04.) Carnival of Souls (1962) Plot: After a car accident, A woman finds herself in a strange carnival of the undead. Review: One of the best pre Night of the Living Dead zombie movies (yes, the undead existed in movies before that-and they didn't eat human flesh either), "Carnival of Souls" is also a horror classic. Made for about $33,000, and released in drive in theaters with little fanfare, it has sense become heralded as a classic-and rightfully so. The film itself feels like a nigh

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Zombie Bloodbath (Day 3)

03.) Zombie Bloodbath (1993) Plot: Zombies rise from an nuclear power plant (built on top of an Indian Battle Ground-oh no!) and attack Kansas. Before I get to reviewing this, it's time for a history lesson. You see, in the 80's, we started to see really (and I mean really) low budget horror. Granted, microbudget horror is nothing new. People were churning out cheap exploitation made for crackerjack money back in the 60's and 70's. The 80's though, gave us a new device: the camcorder. That

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

Resident Evil:Extinction (Day 2)

02.) Resident Evil: Extinction (2007) Plot: The third entry in the "Resident Evil" movie franchise sees Alice (Milla Jovovich) and a band of survivors from the previous (horrible) movie (including Oded Fehr and Mike "Where's Ice Cube?" Epps) and some new faces (Ali Larter as Claire Redfield and Ashanti-yes, that Ashanti) in a world reduced to a desert by the T-Virus. There's still plenty of undead, and the Umbrella Corperation want Alice-as she's the original. See, there's these clones-oh com

Gary Floyd

Gary Floyd

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