treble 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 I've never felt this hopeless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hunter's Torn Quad 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 How do you accidentally throw out a remote ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PLAGIARISM! 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Maybe he was juggling. I awoke one morning to find I had attempted to roll a spliff whilst utterly hammered, as there was a terribly fashioned, broken in half stub in the ashtray. I'd also melted a big dent in my remote, must have dropped a hot rock on it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Under the couch? Try someplace stupid, like the kitchen cupboard. I've found stranger things in dumber places. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 When I left for work last night, I must have left it on the side of my desk. Right next to my desk is my garbage can. My garbage can was emptied sometime last night since Monday is garbage day. I've looked in every square inch of my room since I came home this morning and it is nowhere to be found. The only logical conclusion I can come to is that it fell into the garbage can before it was emptied. It is now sitting on the curb. I think I've guilted my dad into quickly looking through it when he leaves for work, but I'm not hopeful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 It had somehow managed to slide between my 2 mattresses. It's a Christmas miracle. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 At least you found it, I was about to say check your gun holster like Chief Wiggum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spaceman Spiff 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 Hey, what else is between your mattresses? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheLastBoyscout Report post Posted December 20, 2004 If you're searching for something, I find it's always in the last place you look. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Failed Mascot Report post Posted December 20, 2004 My highschool friends use to place my remote in my jacket pocket. I'd leave the house and 5min down the road on our way to school I would feel something smacking up against my chest. They'd erupt in laughter each time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2004 If you're searching for something, I find it's always in the last place you look. So do I, generally because when I find something, I stop looking for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Some of us don't have that luxury, Mr. Multiple Remote Guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheLastBoyscout Report post Posted December 21, 2004 If you're searching for something, I find it's always in the last place you look. So do I, generally because when I find something, I stop looking for it. Exactly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheLastBoyscout Report post Posted December 21, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Some of us don't have that luxury, Mr. Multiple Remote Guy. If his name was "Ravenbomb Multiple Remote Guy" you'd feel pretty dumb, wouldn't you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sideburnious 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Some of us don't have that luxury, Mr. Multiple Remote Guy. If his name was "Ravenbomb Multiple Remote Guy" you'd feel pretty dumb, wouldn't you? Or very formal How do you feel Zack, formal or dumb Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 If you're searching for something, I find it's always in the last place you look. So do I, generally because when I find something, I stop looking for it. Thank you, Mr. Foxworthy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 I said generally. There are exceptions. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 Check the freezer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Use Your Illusion 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 He found it already, you drunk bastard. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2004 I'm not a drunk. Ooops. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Some of us don't have that luxury, Mr. Multiple Remote Guy. well excuse me Mr. I Give A Brief Description About The Person I'm Talking About Based On The Current Topic Of Discussion And Then Add "Mr." Before It To Make It Seem Like That Description Is Their Last Name Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheLastBoyscout Report post Posted December 30, 2004 this is why I have a couple spare Universal Remotes handy Some of us don't have that luxury, Mr. Multiple Remote Guy. well excuse me Mr. I Give A Brief Description About The Person I'm Talking About Based On The Current Topic Of Discussion And Then Add "Mr." Before It To Make It Seem Like That Description Is Their Last Name But his last name is Malibu. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ravenbomb 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2004 uh...HE'S A DIRTY LIAR! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
treble 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2004 Did I spell 'mattresses' right? It looks wrong. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Precious Roy 0 Report post Posted December 31, 2004 The worst case of this for me was when I returned home drunk one night, put my wallet in a boot in my closet that I NEVER wear, god knows why, and spent several hours the next day freaking out looking for it before I happened to throw the boot across the room in a fit of rage and it fell out. I've never felt more retarded..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 I got those little tags that you can stick on things and then theres a keyring like thing that if you lose one of the things that you stuck the tag to, you can press the button and it will beep constantly until you find it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BHK 0 Report post Posted January 2, 2005 But what if you lose the keyring... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
