PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

As an avid fan of forgettable, pedestrian shit I'm about as happy as I allow myself to be.

Bloody nipple chafing. /shudders at the thought.

I'll probably make some enemies by this, but I fucking abhor pancakes. They make me ill. The next person that tries to talk me into ordering pancakes is getting a cup of hot coffee in their face. And it will probably be their cup, since I don't drink coffee.

Those annoying commercials make me want to destroy property.

I figured that this deserves its own thread.

I forget how the ROH contender's trophy circle went, and I'm too lazy to reach for my old DVD's that are 1.5 feet away and put them in my player. Could somebody remind me? Also, I know that the winner of Battlebowl 1996 was to receive a shot at the World Championship (although DDP got dicked out of that one). Come to think of it, I'd almost pay to see Battlebowl-style show over most WWE pay-per-views.

Butterbean is back with a vengeance. Ryan Shamrock too.

God have mercy on his honeymoon suite.

He's on his honeymoon.

I'm beginning to remember why I hate Stephanie and Hunter so much.

Miami Rump Shakerz 2? Doesn't sound like his style. Hopefully he'll have more creative imput on the next eleven films...

I'd like to see Cody Rhodes play the Ethan Hawke character. I would also like to see Cena associated with heels like Burke, Haas and Benjamin.

Sniper attack! If they didn't blow it with "Who blew up Vince", they could have easily gone with "Who shot Theodore R. Long?"..all theyd need to have done was thrown in a gunfire sound effect and have him hit a blood packet thingy under his shirt. He wouldnt even need to be dead, just have him be in the hospital or something for a while. Of course..that might be going a bit too far, but then again blowing Vince up in a car would have been too and they did that anyway. It's probably a good thing that they didn't, since a fan died at the Phillips Arena just after the taping. http://www.topix.net/forum/com/wwe/TQ4RO0UGBRHNFPGQE

Breakfast: Some random cereal that my girlfriend bought. I think that it had oats or something. Lunch: Vegetarian tacos. Dinner: Plan on having Cajun Catfish with grilled shrimp and mushrooms.

Nor can he dry up a sea.

How long until he gets his own reality series?

Because white bros' sensitivities have a more opaque configuration, and, thus, are not as noticeable.

AW SHIT! Well in that case, guy had it comin' like a wrestler's battered wife. TSM for the win! Well, coupled with the reported laughter after the fact, it would certainly support the speculation that this cocksucker was putting on a show for the world to see.

The student was an obnoxious asshole who, by all accounts, got what he had coming to him. By his peers description, the kid had a reputation for pulling pranks and posting asinine videos on the web, and, in fact, was reportedly laughing about the situation in question after the cameras were finished rolling and he was being escorted to jail.

I'm still not over Molly Holly.

Bingo. A few of his orchestrations stand out to me, such as Sabin's theme, Styles, Abyss, Angle, etc...

Isn't Rikishi (Junior Fatu) a former WWE World Tag Team Champion? Ah... I remember when Scheme Gene pulled this dastardly maneuver back in 1996 when he teased that WCW had just signed not one, but two former World Champions, and to call his hotline to find just who these two men were... it turned out to be the Quebecers...

The last three WWF PPV main events from 1994.

Surely you can't be serious?