PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Huh? Why? I guess I can dig a JBL return, but why against Jericho?

I saw that forever ago, long before I learned that it is not okay to make stupid, thoughtless comments if you're white.

Yeah, the hurried, point-and-click process coupled with the noisy, crowded, impatient environment doesn't help matters either. Anybody here read "The Santaland Diaries" by David Sedaris?

It was a terrible idea on many levels. RAW XV will be the second episode all year that I intend on watching in real time (instead of giving my DVR an hour before joining in). The last time was the Y2J return.

Scrambled, and whenever possible, I like spinach, mushrooms and diced tomatoes to come along for the ride. Oh yes, pepper is a given of course.

Don't talk about Bob Holly like that.

Can't wait to hear TNA boast about this...

I think that #3 is Rock and Hogan, vis a vis. I am dreading that #1 is the RAW is OWEN show.

I'd rather eat a hair than anything on the McDonald's menu...

Live Sex, HHH-Steph wedding and the 2002 draft? All in the top ten??!? And Jericho's debut pushed all the way back to 14????

I'm pretty psyched (and simultaneously puzzled) about the Evolution reunion. I know that it's a one-shot thing, but it's still curious booking. Lita? Blech... unless, or course, the crowd heels her for old times' sake.

That's Gus Van Sant for you.

^ Don't know enough about them because I am relatively new here.

I can live with that, so long as they keep it short. Feuding with Black Reign for months on end is no good for no one.

I love that promo. Gene Okerlund is even left speechless at the end of it. Is that the "wallowing in the much of avarice" promo?

Does he have a shitload of potential? Yes. Is he actually interested in fulfilling that potential? No. Perhaps if he were given a chance to work atop the card... but why should any company reward some asshole who intends on hacking it as much as possible.

Maybe they already had a storyline planned out with the "fired" wrestler. Yeah. Let's just wait and see how this awesome angle pans out.

My girl has thing for Pizza Hut. We got lumpy, soggy stuffed crust a pizza on Sunday. It was a busy night, and the bitch working the front counter was really rude. I just think that the entire crew was too hurried to give flying fuck.

Marissa Tomei (finally) turned 43. I read it on IMDB. It's true.

Because now I have to post this link again.

For once, with Senshi leaving the company, TNA (hell, any wrestling company for that matter) could make good on it's promise to follow through with a stipulation. This was PERFECT! God, why does this company always have to do the EXACT OPPOSITE of what makes sense?

I don't understand the hatred for the six-sided ring. It's one of the things about that company that doesn't get on my nerves.

Let's all hope that he writes a catchy tune about this.

Quoted for truth.

Some of my favorite "non-obvious" promos, off the top of my head: Brian Pillman. Easily. Taz during his ECW badass run. Eddie Gilbert every time he touched a microphone. Bret Hart (especially during his heel run in 1997). Chris Candido was always awesome. The Dudley Boyz faction from 97-99. Some of the only true heel heat I've seen in ECW. Raven, of course... I'm cutting myself off... but there are many more...