PILLS! PILLS! PILLS!

Did Fratsauce get abducted by aliens or something? Makeup selections OOG - 2 picks (and declare his location) Drury - 1 pick Fratsauce - 6 picks (and declare his location)

Funny.

Two days 'til Radiohead. Never seen them in person. Can't wait.

Oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooooood!

I remember renting that when I was a kid. It was a good compilation.

It really depends on how the majority feels.

Don't even get me started on that... And for those who need to kill time at work, here is a timeline detailing when the events of the franchise occurred.

Jesus. Fucking. Christ.

Finally.... Giant Gonzalez... has come back.... to Caesar's Palace!

I went to a show where Of Montreal was headlining a couple of years ago to see Owen, but Mike had injured his hand and had to cancel. I'm a big fan of he and his brother, Tim. Between the two of them, they have been in dozens of worthwhile groups.

You know, with all of the hype surrounding The Dark Knight this summer, would this not have been a good time to revive the old sociopath Doink the Clown with an updated, darker look, a la The Joker? There's gotta be at least one guy on the indie scene who would be perfect for the role. Ace Steel, who already looks crazy without makeup? Jimmy Jacobs who really is crazy?

Because the issue isn't whether or not they should get a Cena heel turn over with, it's whether or not it would be a good business decision at this point in time, which it would not be.

Three falls of JBL in one night? Torturous.

We would seriously be scraping the bottom of the barrel for announcers, and I don't find them to be necessary anyway.

We are not selecting announcers.

Mike Kinsella?

They are just having server issues at the moment.

How about Dustin Rhodes and Mike DiBiase feuding with Priceless? I don't recall ever seeing anything like that before.

There is less money in turning Cena heel at this point. It will happen some day, though.

I was totally expecting Stevie to steal Ken.

Tremendous. Birdo spitting out Mario's skull was the highlight for me.

When you do, it's all about the Steiners against Hase & Sasaki. Awesome tag team match.

She won't do shit. Post it.

For my locale and venue, I am going to have to go with a place that is close to home, because, well... it is close to home. Growing up as a wrestling fan I had the honor to attend several wrestling cards at this historic arena. I got to see Bret Hart and Shawn Michaels go at it in grueling cage match. I got to see Arn Anderson and Ric Flair go at it in... a grueling cage match. Anyway, for my city and venue, I am proud to select an arena that has been host to a great many pay-per-view and live telecast showings, as well as the only arena to feature three WrestleMania cards besides MSG, ladies and gentlemen, I give you... located in suburban Chicago... THE ROSEMONT HORIZON (and, no, I will not acknowledge the building by its current namesake) Now, for my 30th selection, I will, of course, exercise my right to acquire a managerial talent. While there are several mouthpieces on the board that would fit like a glove, few of my working wrestlers are complimented by their token managers like Jimmy Rave is complimented by my next draft pick. All I'm trying to say, is, if you do not buy a ticket to my supercard to see Jimmy Rave make his mark as the top force in the Junior Heavyweight Division, then he will have no other option than to raise the taxes that he has imposed on the people of Ghana, West Africa... PRINCE NANA Now, go in the back and sit in the air conditioning.

Damn. I really wanted her for my Army of Darkness.