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Secretly being bob_barron is a full-time job.

Since when were you allowed to swear in school in the first place?

Well, I'm sure Milton would be pretty happy.

Probably not, since that didn't happen. They beat the Wings in '94 and Flames in '95.

About a year and a half ago I was on a streetcar in Toronto and saw the actress who played (plays, I guess) Lucy standing on the side of the street.

Gretzky at the '02 Olympics.

I never understand why people get so pissed off when films are remade. It's not as if they're erasing the original from existance, so if you don't enjoy the new one, just stick with the old one and forget the remake exists. It's not really that different then plays getting different treatments over the years. Should we never bother acting out Hamlet on stage again because Shakespeare's dead?

Christmas Day, we'll have dinner at our house. There's usually about 15 or so of us depending on the year. After that, we play stupid games that only about half of us understand while we tell stupid jokes that aren't funny to anyone but us.

Public what?

It's funny watching them try and avoid using the Apprentice catchphrases. And I'll admit that I laughed at parts of it, like the one girl saying "They'd never have prizes like this on 'The Apprentice'" when they were sleeping on the money.

'What were the last words he said?' 'I just blue myself'

Canadians would have Corey Koskie, too. And I think Chris Reitsma is from Calgary.

I don't eat like that everyday. Today, for breakfast I had another danish. Lunch was Chunky beef soup. Dinner will probably be this leek and potato soup that my mom makes.

Please stop being retarded.

Breakfast, I had a danish. Lunch, I had McDonald's. Dinner, I had 2 personal size frozen pizzas.

I was going to make some joke about him turning down a trade to Montreal, but I couldn't think of a way to make it funny.

My brothers always go on about this one segment where they were selling parked cars.

Tom Cheek, Dave Van Horne, and Jon Miller.

Is there any team out there crazy enough to give 10 years straight up? Even the Yankees would have to be leary about it, given that they're already stuck with a big contract they can't move (Giambi) due to injury and such. Not saying that Beltran's going to break down or anything, but I can't see him getting more than 5 or 6 guaranteed years.

Yeah, my dad goes to Ottawa a lot for work and had mentioned a while back that gas was a lot cheaper there. Been around 82-83 for what seems like the longest time here.

Not really.

They make a lot of American movies in Canada, anyway.

They can go to Mexico.

Orlando Hudson got robbed. I think Wells won mostly for his over-the-fence catch at Yankee Stadium.

The thing about Delgado, is that his 2nd half this season was better than his 2nd half in '03. His first half was just so horrible (plus he was injured for about 6 weeks) that it dragged all his stats down.