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haha

No, actually I'm not. He was a PBP, just not Johnson. It was tony manero.

Coming up Krankor Cartman bob barron

Double your pleasure, double your fun~! 9/26/06 nokia, Kobe24KGold both PBP's.

Just so you guys know, we updated the forum rules. There's a thread pinned in Site Feedback.

Actually, I think I may have tied him to someone now. I'll bring it up with the others.

Yeah, DA has work and school, and can't be around most of the time. Shame, he's a good guy.

??? Whats the issue I'm 29 in a few weeks. I've always kinda liked the hardy's cos Jeff is a few months older than me, whilst Matt is the older brother who actually looked like he loved wrestling. Ok I'm too old for this shit. I misread the post you quoted, I thought it said nineteen ninety-seven. Sorry for the confusion

I looked and didn't find any matches.

There's a cunt I won't miss

???

Andrei Kirilenko, F

And it rocked, IIRC

No. You're only signed up in the roto league.

Not really, but I think everyone knows what's a reasonable amount of time. I do have a PM out to Adam letting him know it's his turn. He should be here before too long, it's probably about time for him to wake up over there.

Last, but not least: A cold, dark voice begins to speak the ungodly hymn over the loud speakers, as smoke begins to cover the entrance way. "Come on God, Answer Me. For Years, I've Been Asking You Why? Why are the Innocent Dead and the Guilty Alive? Where is Justice? Where is Punishment? . . . . . . . . . . . Or Have You Already Answered? Have You Already Said to the World, Here is Justice. Here is Punishment. Here.... In Me." [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and the crowd ROARS for Brock Ausstin, as he makes his way down to the ring. COLE And it's time for our final Beat the Clock match, as the champ comes up to bat! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following Beat the Clock match is scheduled for one fall with a 15-minute time limit, and it is for the OAOAST Heartland championship! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighing in at 305 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST Heartland champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE And we'll find out momentarily who awaits him in the on-deck circle! COACH And whoever it is will have the opportunity to walk into World Without End and the Chamber of Hell with that title, that's around Brock's waist! Brock stands in the middle of the ring, with his hands on his hips. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* The crowd goes NUTS. COLE OH MY!!! Bohemoth walks through the curtains, causing thr crowd noise to escalate. When he looks to the ring at Brock, a big grin comes across his face. COLE It's the NEW 24/7 champion, Bohemoth! COACH This is Brock's Beat the Clock opponent??? COLE Obviously! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Greenville, South Carolina, and weighing in at 284 pounds...he is the NEW OAOAST 24/7 champion...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Bo walks to ringside, then jumps onto the apron and climbs into the ring, as he and Brock have never taken their eyes off one another. COLE All the challengers have been set! But who will they challenge for the title? We're about to find out! Bo hands the 24/7 belt to the referee, who hands it to the timekeeper. Brock then hands the HL belt over, and the referee holds it up in the air. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is six minutes, one second, set by Gunner Sharps.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COACH I think that's academic at this point, go ahead and pencil Gunner in there! COLE Absolutely, no way this match is done in six minutes! This is going to be a war! Bo and Brock approach mid-ring and go face-to-face, as flashbulbs go off all over. COLE Last week, Bo was successful in winning the OAOAST 24/7 championship from Landon Maddix, his first OAOAST championship! But it's only Brock's belt that's on the line in this match! COACH Can you imagine that, Cole? Within ten days, Bo could be walking into the PPV and the Chamber with two belts! COLE It could happen! The two big men jaw at each other for a few seconds, before Brock delivers a shove to Bo! Bo stands back and smiles, before moving in and shoving back! COLE And an exchange of shoves, as both men sizing each other up! COACH And the crowd getting into this one, as well! LET'S GO BO! LET'S GO BROCK! LET'S GO BO! LET'S GO BROCK! Bo and Brock take a lap around the ring, then tie up. After a brief struggle, Bo shoves Brock back into his corner! Bo flexes, as the crowd cheers. COLE And a great show of strength by Bo there! COACH I don't think Brock's gonna go for that! Brock moves right back in, and the two tie up again. The two struggle for several seconds this time, before Brock shoves Bo right down to the mat! COLE Whoa! Bo hops right back up, and shrugs it off, before holding his hand up in the air, challenging Brock to a test of strength. COACH Oh, this ought to be good! Brock locks one hand with Bo, then locks the other, and the two clash into one another. After a couple seconds, both men back off and clash once again. Both men struggle, then the hands slowly go up. COACH Here go the arms, Cole! COLE And Bo with a slight edge in height over Brock, let's see if that works in his favor! Both men fight the power of the other, as Bo's hands creep onto the top of Brock's and Brock starts to go down! COACH It looks like's Bo's doing it, Cole! Brock slowly goes down to his knees! COLE And Bo with the early power edge! Crowd: BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Bo cranks down, as the referee checks with Brock. Brock says no emphatically, before working a foot to the mat. COLE But Brock coming right back, he's up to one knee! The arms shake, as Brock pushes back up and is able to get his hands on top! Brock gets to his tip-toes, and forces Bo down to the mat! COLE And now it's Bo who's been broken down! CROWD: BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! BROCK! COLE And the crowd very divided here, both these men huge fan favorites in recent weeks and months! Brock cranks down, but Bo refuses to give up. Bo pushes up, and gets a foot on the mat, then pushes the rest of the way up. However, once he gets to a full standing position, Brock stands back and kicks his right hand, breaking the grip, then ducks underneath the left arm, and delivers a wristlock suplex! Brock floats over and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And a great move by Brock, getting a two-count! COACH And I don't think Bo wants to get into a mat-wrestling exhibition with Brock here, because he'll go down in a hurry! Both men have a brief staredown, then Bo runs to the ropes and goes for a shoulderblock, but neither man budges. Brock then tries the same move, with the same result. COLE And both men able to withstand the momentum of the other! Bo and Brock go into a CRISS-CROSS~! Both men go back and forth once, then Bo drops down. He then hops up and goes for a clothesline, but Brock ducks, then catches Bo in a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo gets up, and puts his hands on his hips for a second, then the two CRISS-CROSS once again! Both men go back and forth, then Brock drops down. Batista hops over, then stops, and catches Brock with a FRONT SPINEBUSTER~! when he gets up! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo gets up, then measures a dazed Brock and clotheslines him to the floor! COLE And Brock down and out to the outside! COACH And this is the first real advantage we've seen someone have thus far, Cole! After a brief count from the referee, Bo follows Brock to the outside, and picks him up, hooking him around the waist and ramming him into the ring apron! Bo then does it a second time, and tosses Brock back into the ring. Bo picks Brock up and delivers a rib-breaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Bo backs Brock up into a corner and hammers away, as the referee counts. COLE And Bo laying in the punishment on Brock Ausstin in the corner! Bo backs off, then moves back in. The referee steps in bewteen, and Bo pushes him aside angrily. COLE Whoa, Bo's gotta be careful here! After a brief argument, Bo moves back in on Brock, who grabs him and swings him around into the corner, delivering blows to the head and midsection! COLE And Brock with a flurry here on Bo! What a rush of adrenaline! The crowd starts to get behind Brock, as he whips Bo across the ring, and follows him with a clothesline! He follows that with a back suplex, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock then picks up Bo and whips him HARD into the corner, catching him on the rebound, and picking him up an attempt for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE And Brock's still got time here! Bo struggles, and slips behind the back, then drapes Brock's arm over the shoulder, going for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH And now Bo going for the kill! Brock elbows Bo to get out, and catches him with a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... NO! Bo kicks out! COLE And Brock still going for that time here, but not likely to get it as we're coming up on the six-minute mark right now! COACH It's going to be Gunner Sharps going in last at World Without End! Brock trips up Gunner, and turns him over into a Texas Cloverleaf! COLE Submission hold applied, Brock with a Texas Cloverleaf! Brock sits back on the hold, as Bo reaches for the ropes! Bo pushes up on the mat to drag himself over, but Brock pulls him back to the middle! COLE And he's got it in the middle of the ring now! Bo yells out in pain, but slowly drags himself to the side, and is able to grab the bottom rope! The referee counts Brock, who releases at four. Brock picks up Bo, and delivers a short-arm clothesline! Brock drops a big elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock picks up Bo, and sets him up from behind, dropping him with a pumphandle slam! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock complains to the referee, then attempts to go back to the Cloverleaf, but Bo struggles, and backs into the ropes, then uses them to pull Brock through to the floor with his legs! COLE Great leverage counter move by Bo right there! Bo gets to his feet slowly, as Brock gathers himself on the floor. Brock comes back in, and charges Bo, and both men clothesline each other! COACH Double clothesline! The referee counts. 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! Bo sits up, as the crowd cheers him on. BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! BO! Brock follows, and goes for a right hand, but Bo blocks, and delivers one of his own! Bo then fires off right hands, before flooring Brock with a clothesline! Bo pumps his arms, as the crowd gets behind him! Bo then backs into the ropes, and delivers a second clothesline! Then a third! He then picks up Brock, and delivers a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Brock delivers a blow to the midsection as Bo goes after him again. Brock then sets up Bo in the corner, and tries a whip across. Bo reverses, but Brock uses the buckles to try to jump over. Bo catches him, however, and delivers a RUNNING POWERSLAM~! COLE WHAT STRENGTH by Bohemoth! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Brock gets the shoulder up! COACH Brock's not done yet, though! Bo gets up, and waits for Brock to get to his feet. When Brock stands, Bo is behind him, and hooks a cobra clutch! COLE And now it's Bo looking for a submission! Brock flails his free arm around, trying to struggle out, but Bo has it really cinched! COACH And a nice cobra clutch, he's got this on good! Brock grudgingly reaches for the rope, then sinks to one knee. COACH He's going down, Cole! This could be it! Bo takes him down to the mat, where the referee checks his arm. ONE!!! TWO!!! Brock holds through on the third try, then sits up, then struggles his way back to his feet. He backs up, backing Bo into the buckles! However, Bo recovers quickly, and delivers a big forearm blow from behind! Bo then attempts an Irish whip, which Brock tries to reverse, but Bo holds on and whips Brock the other way...right into the referee standing in the corner! COACH Uh-oh... COLE Referee takes it hard, and he's out of it! Bo delivers a back suplex to Brock, then goes to the top rope. COACH And look at Bo go upstairs! Brock gets to his feet, only to be met with a double axhandle! Bo stops briefly to look at the referee, then goes up on the other side. Brock gets to his feet sooner, but not soon enough, as Bo hits another axhandle! Bo signals for the end! COLE Bo says it's over! Bo picks up Brock, and sets up an Irish whip, but Brock blocks, then pulls Bo in...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH But so does Brock! COLE Brock hit it! But there's no referee! Brock makes the count himself, then tries to revive the referee. He then goes back over to Bo, who has pulled himself up with the ropes. He charges, but catches a foot to the face! Brock is staggered, but charges again...and gets caught with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COLE He got it! And the referee's coming to! COACH Here it is, Cole! The referee slowly counts... 1... 2... ... BROCK GETS A FOOT ON THE ROPE!!! COACH NO! Brock was too close to the ropes! Bo slaps the mat in frustration, then measures Brock as he gets to his feet. Bo comes in with a clothesline, but the momentum takes him to the floor, as well! COLE And now both men out of it on the floor! The crowd cheers loudly. COLE And these fans here in Austin loving this one! This is one hell of a match! Both men pull themselves to their feet, then begin slugging it out. Brock delivers a knee to the midsection, then attempts an Irish whip, but Bo reverses, and sends Brock right into the steel steps! Brock arches his back on the floor, as Bo picks him up and tosses him back inside. Bo measures Brock, and floors him with the MURDERLINE~!!! COLE BIG lariat from Bo! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets the shoulder up! Bo picks up Brock, and sets him up once again for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 However, Brock counters with elbows, then goes once again for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 Bo slips behind the back, then shoves Brock into the ropes, as Brock comes back and collides heads with Bo! COLE And a big collision right there! COACH I think they hit heads, Cole! After a brief lull, both men get up and begin exchanging right hands. COLE And these two men exchanging blows once again... *DING DING DING* COACH Aww, man! COLE And the bell sounding, the 15-minute time limit obviously having expired! Brock and Bo continue to slug it out, eventually grappling and heading into a corner. Several officials run to the ring to break things up. COLE These men still going at each other, they want to find out who the better man is! After several seconds, officials finally separate the two. BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen, the 15-minute time limit in this match has expired, this contest is a DRAW![/i] *crowd boos* Bo asks for, and gets, a mike. BOHEMOTH Wait a minute, now...I don't think anyone wants it to end like this now, do they? *crowd cheers* BOHEMOTH So Brock, why don't you quit hiding behind those officials, and... Suddenly, Brock parts the sea of officials and gets a double-leg takedown on Bo! COACH Well, that's all Bo needed to say! The two big men grapple on the mat, as officials pull them apart once again. This time, Brock comes up with the mike. BROCK You know what, Bo...you're absolutely right. How about FIVE MORE MINUTES, people? *crowd pops HUGE* BROCK I mean, that's the least you could do, since you were too scared to put up YOUR belt against me, right? Bo charges and tackles Brock into the corner, and the referees swarm them once again. COLE Well, Brock asking for five more minutes, but that's obviously not going to happen, as it's chaos in there right now! Finally the referees restore order, then raise the hands of both men, as the crowd cheers. The referees then leave the ring slowly, keeping an eye on Brock and Bo, who now seem calm and composed. Bo says a few words to Brock, then makes a belt motion, before holding his fist out. Brock looks at it for a minute, before raising his hand and knocking his fist down onto it. The crowd cheers as Bo leaves the ring. COLE And a nice show of respect after a hard fought 15-minute draw between two OAOAST titleholders! COACH Wait a minute, camera, come back to the ring! As Bo walks down the aisle with his hands in the air, Alfdogg and Team Canada have appeared out of nowhere and jumped Brock in the ring! COLE It's Alfdogg, and his running buddies! Where did they come from? As Strutter and Pantera hold Brock back for Alf, Bo turns around and sees the commotion in the ring. He pauses for a moment, before heading back to the ring, and delivering a MASSIVE clothesline to Felix Strutter! COLE And it's Bo to the rescue! Bo delivers a clothesline to Pantera next, then floors Alf with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Bo cleaning house! Bo pounds away on Alf in the corner, but Pantera comes from behind and hooks the FULL NELSON~!, as Alf delivers a savate kick to the midsection! COACH But Team Canada with strength in numbers! COLE Not for long! Here comes America's Team! Moss and Benjamin slide into the ring, and go after the Canadians. As they brawl it out, Gunner Sharps slides in, and floors Brock with a big foot! Bo then floors him with a MURDERLINE~!!! COACH Look at the mayhem in there right now! And it only gets more chaotic, as Reject rushes to the ring, with the Burrough Boys in tow! They handle things against Brock & co, until more bodies run out! COLE Here comes Thunderkid! COACH And that's Colombian Heat behind him, I see Jumbo, too! COLE And here comes Team Jamaica! This is unbelieveable! COACH It's like a battle royal just broke out, Cole! The huge group of combatants battle it out in and out of the ring, as everyone pairs off! Alf vs TK! Reject vs Heat! The Burrough Boys vs the Jamaicans & Jumbo! Americans vs Canadians! And Brock & Bo double up on Gunner, sending him to the floor with a clothesline! COLE Folks, this is absolute chaos, I don't know what to make of it! You can taper this off how you please.

This is from HoopsHype via a Warriors' fan site, so take it for what you will.

Yeah, that's when I planned to do it. I'll probably go ahead and put myself in the match, as well, instead of my new guy.

Yeah, last week was supposed to be New Orleans, I messed up. That sucks, I can't make a Tracy McGrady joke now. Anyway, the other three BTC matches, plus the Jamaican team squash match, I PROMISE.

Wow, a red X one pick into the game!

OK, let's begin again from here.

First BTC match of the night. [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid gets a big pop as he heads to the ring. COLE And our Beat the Clock series resumes with Thunderkid, who's been on fire since AngleSlam, against PRL! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is a Beat-the-Clock matchup, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Making his way to the ring, from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 255 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COACH Well, let's find out if he can keep up that hot streak tonight! [i]Tear Away[/i] by Drowning Pool hits and Christian Wright makes his way out, to big-time boos. COLE And it's The Moral Highground, Christian Wright! BUFFER [i]His opponent, from Raleigh, North Carolina, weighing in at 233 pounds...CHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRISSSSSSSSTIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN WRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIGHT!!!!![/i] Wright slides into the ring as the referee checks TK, and taunts the crowd, drawing boos. The referee then checks him as he turns around. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is eight minutes, 45 seconds, set by Colombian Heat.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE Well, it's going to be tough for TK to accomplish that time with Christian Wright, but with the roll he's been on lately, you never know! TK turns to adjust his boots, and Wright attacks! Wright hammers away on TK in the corner, sending him down to one knee. COLE And a sneak attack by Wright! COACH That's what he's gotta do! That was a dumb move by TK right there! Wright picks up TK, and lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Wright pulls TK out, and whips him into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, and floors Wright with one of his own! TK yells out to the crowd, which responds in kind. TK then whips Wright into the ropes, and picks him up in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And TK showing off that tremendous power! TK holds him for a few seconds, then tosses him down to the mat! Wright gets up, holding his back, and TK follows him in, clotheslining him over the top to the floor! COACH And Christian in big trouble, he needs to get it together! Wright gains his senses, then climbs up onto the apron. TK catches him coming up, and suplexes him back inside! COLE Beautiful execution on that suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! TK backs into the ropes, and drops an elbow! COACH BIG elbow! TK measures, then backs in and drops a second, and then a third! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And TK going for quick covers, very smart on his part! Wright gets up and crawls over to the ropes, as TK follows. COACH Break it up, ref, he's in the ropes! The ref backs TK off, then when he moves, TK charges, but Wright delivers a BIG backdrop right to the floor! COLE WOW, TK took a LONG fall on that one! COACH He's hurtin' right now, and Christian needs to take a breather! COLE But he can't let him get counted out, either! He needs a pinfall or a submission to win his spot at World Without End! As the referee counts, Wright catches his wing, then slides out to follow TK. He holds onto the apron as he drops knees on TK, then picks him up and drops him sternum-first across the guardrail! COLE And TK goes right across the steel! Christian Wright really pouring on the punishment here! Wright tosses TK back into the ring, then backs into the ropes and drops a big knee to the sternum! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Wright then picks up TK, hooks him, and delivers the SPINAL FUSION~! COACH And Christian may be setting him up here! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE But TK not done yet! Christian waits for TK to get up, and catches him with a Dragon Screw! COACH He could be going for it right now! Wright locks in the FIGURE-FOUR~!!! COLE Figure-four locked in by Christian Wright! COACH Bye-bye, TK! TK screams in pain as Wright clamps down on the hold. TK leans on one elbow, trying to fight the pain, then lays on his back. 1... 2... TK sits up! Wright cinches down again, causing TK to go down again. 1... 2... TK sits up, and moves to his side when he does, moving the hold! COLE And TK could be trying to reverse this here! TK swings his arm, which gives him more momentum, and he finally turns the hold over! COLE And TK has reversed this thing! COACH I don't believe it! Wright gets down on the mat, then pushes up, and turns the hold right back over! COACH Oh yeah! Way to go, Christian! COLE And TK back in trouble now! TK goes to his back... 1... 2... TK sits up, then scoots over slowly, and grabs the bottom rope! COLE And the referee's got to break the hold! Christian was really close there! TK pulls himself up on the ropes, and Wright delivers a knee to the back, then chokes TK on the ropes. The referee counts, and Wright breaks at four. Wright then picks up TK and whips him into the ropes, then ducks down, as TK flips over with a sunset flip! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Wright pops right up and clotheslines TK to the mat! COACH And Christian right back on the offensive! Wright measures TK, then backs into the ropes and delivers a swinging neckbreaker! Wright then goes to the top rope... COLE And Christian Wright going up! Wright goes for the HOLY GRAIL~!...but TK rolls out of the way! COLE But nobody home! TK gets up slowly, and starts delivering right jabs, then floors Wright with a clothesline! Then a second! TK follows up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Wright gets the shoulder up! TK hits Wright with a BICYCLE KICK~!, then sets Wright up on the buckles. COLE TK going for a high-risk move right here... TK climbs up to the top rope, and goes for a SUPER HURRICANRANA~!, but Wright holds onto the ropes, and TK spills to the mat! COLE And a nasty fall there by TK! Wright hops down, and hooks a dazed TK. COACH Here it comes, Cole! COLE Wright going for the Corkscrew suplex! However, TK slips behind the back, hooking him on the way down, and delivering the SCORPION DEATHDROP~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Scorpion Deathdrop from TK! COACH That could be it! 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And it is! We've got a new time! *DING DING DING* (7:37) BUFFER [i]Here is your winner, in a time of seven minutes and 37 seconds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE And TK keepin' that hot streak rollin', he's now the man to beat! Let's go to...

Nah, there's already a thread about him in the TNA forum. No reason for this one to continue, though.

2nd BTC match of the night. [i]Debonaire[/i] by Dope hits and Gunner Sharps makes his way to the ring. COLE And Gunner Sharps on his way, with a tough time to beat! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following is the second Beat-the-Clock match of the evening, scheduled for one fall, with a 15-minute time limit! Introducing, making his way to the ring, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing in at 375 pounds...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH Well, Gunner's the biggest man in the Chamber match, imagine the edge he'll have should he in fact beat Thunderkid's time! Gunner climbs over the top rope into the ring, and hops up and down. [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo struts through the curtains to a nice pop. COLE But he'll have to get through an even bigger man to accomplish that! BUFFER [i]His opponent...from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo slaps hands with the fans on his way down the aisle, then walks up the steps and climbs into the ring. He takes his jacket off and hands it to the referee. BUFFER [i]The time to beat is seven minutes, 37 seconds, set by Thunderkid.[/i] The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Jumbo and Gunner get face-to-face in the center of the ring. Gunner shoves Jumbo, then Jumbo shoves back. COLE And these two big men talking a lot of trash in there! COACH But who will be the first to back it up? Jumbo grabs Gunner in a side headlock. Gunner backs Jumbo into the ropes, and shoves him off. Gunner leapfrogs Jumbo (!), then clotheslines him to the mat! COLE And a great show of agility by Gunner Sharps, followed by a powerful clothesline! Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up. They circle the ring, and tie up. Gunner backs Jumbo into a corner, and lays in knees to the midsection, then pulls him out and whips him into the ropes. Gunner tries a hiptoss on the way back, but Jumbo blocks, then spins to the other side and delivers a hiptoss of his own! COLE And a great counter by Jumbo! Jumbo dances around in the center of the ring as Gunner slides into a corner, then Jumbo flexes his muscles. COACH Oh, PLEASE. Gunner then SPITS at Jumbo, who returns the favor! COLE Uh-oh, and tempers are flaring now! Gunner comes out and ties up with Jumbo, then breaks and goes to the eyes. He goes for a bodyslam, but Jumbo escapes, and delivers one of his own! Gunner gets up, and Jumbo delivers another one! Jumbo then takes a couple steps back, and moves in with a DROPKICK~!, sending Gunner over the top to the floor! COLE And look at the 440-pounder get up for that dropkick! Jumbo DANCES~!, then goes to the ropes and grabs onto them, and thinks about jumping over, before stopping and shaking his head, as the crowd laughs. COACH We might have been in for a REAL treat had Jumbo gone through with that one! Jumbo climbs out, and delivers forearm blows to the back of Gunner, then rolls him back in, and wrings the arm. He drops an elbow to the shoulder joint, then wrings the arm once again. Gunner backs him into the corner, and delivers an overhead forearm blow to the sternum. COLE Nice shot right there by Gunner! Gunner then brings Jumbo to mid-ring, and goes for a suplex! COLE Gunner's gonna try to suplex the big guy here! Gunner goes for it, but Jumbo blocks! He then blocks a second time, and delivers a suplex of his own! Jumbo then measures Gunner, and drops an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And it's been all Jumbo in this one, folks, yet another man threatening to win a spot in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell at World Without End! Jumbo wrings the arm, then ducks underneath said arm, and takes Gunner over and to the mat! COLE And a nice wristlock suplex! Haven't seen that from the big guy! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and charges for an AVALANCHE~!, but Gunner moves out of the way! Gunner catches Jumbo backing up, and delivers a back suplex! COACH There's a nice suplex, he didn't get it all the way up, but he got enough of it! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner then waits for Jumbo to get up, and hooks a SLEEPER~! COLE Sleeperhold applied by Gunner Sharps! COACH And no matter how big you are, Cole, you can be beaten with a sleeperhold! Jumbo slowly fades, then sinks to his knees. The referee checks his arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Jumbo holds through on the last lift, and stands back up, lifting Gunner onto his back! As he runs towards a corner, however, Gunner slips off and shoves Jumbo in, then delivers a foot to the gut, and sets up another suplex! COLE He tried this once, and couldn't get it done! This time, however, Gunner executes the suplex perfectly! COACH WOW! COLE But he got it done that time! Gunner pumps his fists, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Gunner climbs to the top rope. COACH And that's a big man going upstairs, Cole! COLE 375 pounds... Gunner leaps off, but Jumbo gets his foot up! COLE But Jumbo was ready for it! Jumbo gets to his feet, and delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly gutwrench! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Jumbo whips Gunner into a corner, and delivers an AVALANCHE~! Gunner staggers out, and lands on his back, then Jumbo comes in and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! COLE There's the splash! Cover... 1... 2... But Gunner gets his foot on the bottom rope! COACH But Gunner too close to the ropes! Jumbo picks up Gunner, and sets him on the buckles. Jumbo tries to follow him up, but Gunner is able to kick away, and keeps Jumbo down. He delivers a stiff one to the left side of the face, knocking Jumbo to the mat, then stands up on the top rope, and as Jumbo gets up, he jumps off with a SUNSET FLIP~! Jumbo holds on, and drops down...but Gunner slides out of the way! COLE Nobody home! Gunner sets Jumbo up between the legs. COACH There's no way. Gunner grabs Jumbo around the waist, then lets out a big yell as he lifts Jumbo over his shoulder, drawing oohs and ahhs from the crowd. COLE He got him up! Gunner backs into the corner, then runs out and delivers the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!! COACH HE DID IT! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE Amazing feat by Gunner, and he takes the best time! *DING DING DING* (6:01) BUFFER [i]The winner of the match, in a time of six minutes and one second...GUNNERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHARPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Gunner celebrates emphatically in the ring. COACH And Gunner's got to know that that time should secure him the last entry spot in the Chamber! COLE It's going to be tough for Brock to top this one! Let's go to...