Lightning Flik

I'm sorry. Won't happen. Calgary has once again taken away a game that should've been the Wings to win. I think Calgary has this one in the bag. But I will agree with you about the next game. It pretty much will determine if the Wings live or die. Because if the Wings lose, they won't be winning this series.

Considering I've been riding my pitching hard to a 5th place run, I must say I'm doing pretty damn good. Now watch as my pitching swoons on me this week.

I figured I'd give everyone a statistical update on the teams. Just so they've got a clue on who's doing how good: Rank : Team : W-L-T : WPct : GB 1 : Warts Whackos : 41-14-8 : .714 : - 2 : EL KABONG~! Slapnuts : 32-18-13 : .611 : 6.5 3 : Chicago White Sux : 32-18-13 : .611 : 6.5 4 : Serenity 29-22-12 : .556 : 10 : 5 : Crimson Storm 30-24-9 : .548 : 10.5 6 : NuclearSledgehammers : 29-24-10 : .540 : 11 7 : Rebels of Oakland : 25-27-11 : .484 : 14.5 8 : Pawtucket Red Sox : 25-28-10 : .476 : 15 9 : 1000% Guapos : 27-32-4 : .460 : 16 10: Fear the CHECKLIST~! : 26-31-6 : .460 : 16 11: Gotham Harlequins : 24-29-10 : .460 : 16 12: Brockvegas Posse : 23-30-10 .444 17 13: The Worst Team : 23-30-10 : .444 : 17 14: Small Red Machine : 22-33-8 : .413 : 19 15: Fear The Slayers : 19-32-12 : .397 : 20 16: Night Rangers : 19-34-10 : .381 : 21 How This Week's Match Ups Are Fairing After Monday's Games: Team Name :Score: vs. Team Name :Score: Crimson Storm :4: vs. Small Red Machine :13: Night Rangers :2: vs. 1000% Guapos :12: Pawtucket Red Sox :7: vs. Serenity :6: Gotham Harlequinns :2: vs. Fear The CHECKLIST~! :8: Chicago White Sux :4: vs. Wart Wackos :2: Fear The Slayers :7: vs. The Worst Team :4: Nuclear Sledgehammers :7: vs. EL KABONG~! Slapnuts :7: Rebels of Oakland :8: vs. Brockvegas Posse :6: There's your current update for this league, and for week 4.

Admit it. You love Choko. You worship the ground that She walks on. The magnificance that is Her, is all about honesty and love. Which you surely can enjoy about Her. Choko: Heheheh... Fliky gonny nutty. Choko no Goddy. Choko be Choko.

NEW STATS? You bastard. *flings the old stats out the window* Thankfully, I haven't started the match just yet (considering I just got up, it is kinda hard for me to do so).

Choko corrupts another poor soul! She'll love hearing that.

We've got a card??? We've got a match??? Wait... Edward James??? ...landon...maddix...??? ...in...a...match...??? ...aw...man... One promo and one match coming up, I guess.

SWF Favorite Writer(s): Suicide King Favorite Promo(s): Zenon's Promo with Ann Onita, playing on his own madness comes to mind. Along with Kibs just going that he'll fuck up Zenon good. Favorite Match(es): Double fall to win match. I can't fucking thing straight, but it was the one Flesher won. I remember that much. Fucking awesome stuff. Favorite Stip to Write: Just a regular match. Or a spotfest, depending on my mood. My Biggest Accomplishment: None yet. I Regret That: I've let the past get to me so much that I either balked up or fucked up. Hopefully, I'll shrug that off here soon. I Wish: I don't know what I'd wish for. Dream Matches Involving Yourself: I can't say. First I've got to have good matches. I'll worry about dream matches later. ...although, I'd like to face Suicide King, just once. Dream Matches: I don't really have any. If it wasn't meant to be, it wasn't meant to be. I've Become Most Friendly With: Anyone and everyone if I choose. At least, I think I'm friendly enough that I'm likeable. I'd say Clark though. I Hope: Someday to fulfill a promise to an old friend. Have nothing fuck with that and let me have that chance. To do that would be everything for me. Personal Name (First name works, last name if you don't care): Dorian Sookochoff. If you really wanted to know, you can find out, so I don't really care if you know. Single: Of course. Who'd date me? I'm geek to the max. Have Most Trouble: Everything. I've been kicking myself down so much about how my life is just one big boulder of suck that I haven't turned that around. For some reason, I feel like something different is now happening... Favorite Things to Do: Write (contrary to what I've done here), bike, play video games, play Asheron's Call 2, be with my friends (meaning you guys here *laughs*), read, have fun and that. Most Recent Accomplishment: Nothing I can say recently. It's been a long while since I've had something that I can honestly say was a true accomplishment. And a job doesn't count. Most Recent Failure: Getting a job. Favorite Bands: I don't really care as long as it sounds good. Favorite Book: Pawn of Prophecy by David Eddings Favorite Movie: Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring (currently) Favorite Actor: Sean Astin (currently) One Song to Listen to On Repeat: Um... Just one? I repeat everything till it bleeds my ears. One Item You'd Save During A Fire: I don't think I've got anything of sentimental value that I'd go out of my way to save. If it was alive though, it would be my lovebird, Coco, because she's the world to me. Something You Want to Get Into To: Meh. Biggest Regret/Mistake: Never telling Yanni how she was the world to me while she was still alive. Biggest Turn On: Catgirls. ...yes, I'm a hentai. Do I look like I care about your opinions of me? Biggest Turn Off: Lots of stuff that I can't think of off the top of my head. If You Died and Went To Heaven, What Do You Want God to Say: Probably the standard stuff of how I'm a good guy and that. How About Going to Hell, Devil says: "How the fuck did a goodie little brat like you get into my domain!? Oh yes, I'm going to have fun torturing your soul, boy. Yes indeed I- ...wait, sorry, I'm mistaken. Your paperwork was misfilled and you should be in Purgatory. Gr... NOW GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE~!!!"

Ok. Considering how slim nominations have been, have fun with it. No limit now. Just remember, you must submit a game for each category. So you can't just go "Action - Jackie Chan Adventures". You must also add the other categories as well. I'm still working on how the hell I'm going to get this all to work, but we'll see what happens when I get more groups. Action - Devil May Cry (PS2) Adventure - ActRaiser (SNES) Driving - Chocobo Racing (PS) Fighter - Voltage Fighter Gowcaizer (Neo-Geo) Puzzle - Bomberman (NES) Role-Playing - Ranma 1/2 Teki Hihou (SNES) Sports - Blades of Steel (NES) Strategy - RPG Maker (PS) And remember, Simulation and Strategy have been combine, as well as Fighter has its own category. If you accidently get something someone else voted, no biggy. It'll get eliminated along the way.

This Thursday 8pm EDT, we will have the TRUE Quarter-Finals of the RPG Evil Tourney, locked and loaded. And dammit, I missed a convo about Evil Villians and Chrono Cross/Trigger? Dammit, dammit, dammit.

This Thursday 8pm EDT, we will have the TRUE Quarter-Finals of the RPG Hero Tourney, locked and loaded.

Since I've got my computer back, let me say I don't mind this at all.

Hi. I'm the guy that continually has problems with his life, and I finally got my PC fixed (thankfully could get a spare power supply for my PC). Go me, go. Before I give my review of Battleground, I just need to add that I'm looking for another job as my current one isn't really hiring me for an actual job. So yah. Life as me, sucks. At least more than anyone here. Edit: I'm also sorry for fucking up my computer. That was my fault, I accidently overclocked the damn thing and poof. I killed my own pewter. Misinformed about the CPU Speed I had, and well, shit happens lots to me apparently. Review Anyways, so the show op- *a special puff of smoke later and low and behold, the wonderfully childish alter-ego (also alter-gender) of myself, Choko, appears* Choko: NO! Choko wishy to helpy Fliky withy reviewy! Dammit, Choko. NO. I can do my own reviews without your strange assistance! *Choko holds up a huge, but very cute mallet and wields it with all the menace in the world, and frankly, everyone should fear the look of insanity of her face* Choko: Choko smashy Fliky withy hammy inny meany spotty iffy Fliky no letty Choko do reviewy. Ok, ok, ok. I'll let you... Wait a minute!? When did we go from the position of "helper" to "reviewer". Choko: Fliky wanny getty hitty withy hammy? ...um, no. I'd really not like to get hit with the mallet. Choko: Too baddy! *Choko smacky Fliky withy "Hammy of Powy" inny meany spotty. Fliky go bye bye inny sky fromy blowy.* WAHHHHHHHH~!!!!! I'm outta here again~!!!! *does the little Team Rocket disappearing sky trick* Choko: Weee!!! Choko writy reviewy nows! *the most cutiest squeel is heard, although, it kinda curls your blood to think that something can possibly be that cute* Reviewy: Battlygwoundy Hiyas!!! I Choko! Choko be ... 'thery halfy of Fliky. Choko getty reviewy! Yah!!! Austy vs. Luchy Choko likey openy matchy. Givy biggy ups to Austy. Matchy be funy and goody and nicy! Yah! Stryky vs. Spiky Choko likey funny stuffy Stryky does. Stryky runny miles onny miles and itty funny! Heheheheheheh. Choko noddy atty Riley, as Choko hatey indy stancy toos. HATEY HATEY HATEY it. Choko notty really likey endy as endy haddy no buildy on it. Choko thinky goody matchy alls aroundy. Trysy vs. Saidy Choko be Trysy fanny! GO TRYSY GO! Wooo wooo! Hehehehehehehe... Nani??? Swervy!!! SWERVY!!! KINGY RETURNY!!! Choko biggy Kingy fanny than Trysy fanny, so alls hails Kingy!!! *bowy Choko to Kingy* Kingy evilly evils man. Choko likey goody evilly evil men. Nani? Goody evilly evil men be cools! Thatty be why Choko likey Kingy! Kingy be cools atty cools! Um... No matchy, but KINGY RETURNY!!!! Eddy vs. Crowy Choko be saddy that Fliky no writy likey Fliky wanty to, but Choko happy Crowy showy ups! Choko says thatty Crowy usy lots of stuffy Choko notty getty. Likey Riley hatey Eddy, but Riley teachy Eddy??? Nani? Choko no getty. Choko do likey thatty Crowy givy Eddy nicky. Thatty be nicy of Crowy. "Lionyhearty" Eddy Jamy. Choko likey. Choko likey matchy too. Matchy undyraty for psychy as it had lots and lots and lots of goody psychy. Nicy finishy! Biggy ups to Crowy for goody matchy. Supy vs. Matrixy Choko know thatty notty be who inny matchy, but Choko no cary 'bouts thatty! Choko justy wanny givy biggy proppy for match of cools! Landy getty ally rilly up and Clarky plays alls cools! Many reversy and muchy storys ... Choko heady justy spinny! Choko lovey itty alls!!! CHOKO WANTY MORY!!! Westy vs. Slavy of Choko, Toddy! Why Toddy Choko slavy? Simpy. Toddy servy as Choko slavy to spready alls Choko Love©!!! ...wha? Toddy no do thatty? BAD TODDY~!!! Choko hurty you for notty spready Choko Love©! Ahemy. Choko reviewy matchy. Rights! Choko ready matchy and matchy justy flowy so welly! SO MUCHY GOODY~!!! Choko canny justy munchy onny alls goody! *mimiy munchy of goody* Mmmy... Choko happy Westy wony! Yah Westy!!! Taggy Matchy of Silly! Choko... Canny Choko commy onny this goody? Choko thinky notty. Choko justy says matchy be so goody, itty greaty! Yahs... Fliky: I'd just like to say, I have read this damn thing and Choko is correct. I can't even put into words the chaos that this is. Shit, Battleground this match is! Just congrats to Toxxic, Liston, Aecas and Janus. Choko say bye bye. *smashy Fliky withy "Hammy of Powy" again* Fliky: NOT AGAIN~!!! *blinking little star in sky type of pose* Zenny vs. Kibby Choko canny only say matchy have no psychy (wells, psychy no lotty), but itty justy draggy you inny and nevery letty go!!! Sos goody! Goody jobby!!! *munchy, munchy, munchy onny matchy* Anny vs. Tommy BOOS~!! Ally be slutty! Ally be slutty! Iffy Choko sissy diddy thatty, you know whatty Choko do? Choko hurty sissy with "Hammy of Powy"! Goody matchy! Choko no likey how Anny has no one for Anny. Choko thinky Choko be friendy to Anny, to maky Anny notty 'lone. 'lone is notty funy. Worldy Matchy For Tinny! Choko getty so sleepy now... So muchy ready, thatty alls be so goody thatty itty justy maky Choko sleepy. MUSTY MOVY ONNY!!! zzz... Fliky: Considering Choko is now asleep, I'll just continue in from here. ...hm? Choko wakey! Choko wakey! *smashy Fliky withy "Hammy of Powy"!* Fliky: ...I'd scream cheddar chesse murder, but I really should've seen th- *blinked out again* Fliky be outty! Choko reviewy notty Fliky reviewy! BYE LOSEY!!! Go Grappy! GO GRAPPY!!! Hehehehehehe... Ooo! Douby takydowny!!! GO GRAPPY~!!! Timey outty inny wrasslingy? o_0 Why so many matchy have 'thery usy movy setty? Thatty justy notty righty. Maky sensy, but notty righty. OOOO! They hurty so baddy eachy 'thery! CHOKO LOVEY ITTY~!!! WOWWIE~!!! DURANY WINNY FAIRLY~!!! YAH~!!! Choko likey happy endys. Wells, thatty be itty for reviewy. Hopey you enjoy! Bye bye! *somehow Fliky ...ahem, Flik is back all bandaged up and walking on a crutch but walks into the scene* ...least I could do for you guys. Give you guys a Choko review. She and I apologize for it not being up to the standards we try to bring, but that just drained us. Emotion, pain, glory, the stuff had it all. Choko: Fliky! Choko wanty icy creamy! Getty Choko icey creamy righty now! *Flik facefaults* ++++++++++++++++++++++++ The End Copyright 2004 Choko Entertainment Incorporated ++++++++++++++++++++++++

I only want EIGHT categories and because I'm getting so many of you guys complaining about fighting, then FINE! Done. However, Simulation and Strategy have been slapped together! To make sure I've only got 8 categories. Action: 100 Adventure: 100 Driving: 16 Fighting: 52 Puzzle: 16 Role-Playing: 100 Sports: 64 Strategy: 64 And there probably isn't 52 fighting games... Might have to change that. Just vote on the current categories for now. We'll get the demographics fixed later. I just want people to nominate games. Any and all games. And yes, contrary to Disgaea and FFT being TRPGs, they are in the strategy category as they are more strat then RPG.

Alright, slight change to categories before I end up on a long week hiatus (due to my own PC busted) on game breakdown: Action: 120 Adventure: 116 Driving: 16 Puzzle: 16 Role-Playing: 100 Simulation: 16 Sports: 64 Strategy: 64 For those wondering about Simulation, it means you are simulating in being an actual something. Like Total Extreme Warfare lets you simulate being a wrestling promoter, SimCity lets you simulate being a city planner, etc. That might be changed, if we find problems, but still bring the nominations!

Er...you do realise by "gone" I mean "wiped off my floppy disk, thus meaning I have to start again"...right? Hey at least at this point you can redo it Landon. My own PC just died on me. If my instincts are correct as always, the PC has died due to something being broken. Sadly, I've got no cash to pay for any of the repairs as this is rent time and my first paycheck is going to pay for bus passes and then the rest paying for food so the family can pay the bills so we have a place to live. I swear that I'm the product of Murphy's Law. Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong, at the worst possible moment. *sighs* My life just sucks. First my PS2 is dead, now my PC. Can't wait for the GC, GBA and GBA:SP to die on me next. And yes, I've got access to another computer. Only problem is, I can't be on this computer as it is my parents and the deal was "I get a computer, all things computer related must be dealt with on my own system." I just get to look over my stuff and that's it.

Honestly, I'd buy that shirt. I'd even wear it publicly.

I can't believe I go to every single team that DO NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS??? ...I'm cursed. I swear it. I'll never get into the playoffs!!!

Considering we've had so many people complain about the Gamefaqs tourney, this thread will lead towards the day we get a BEST. GAME. EVAR~! instead of all the Final Fantasy Fans putting all the Final Fantasy games at the top of the heap. This is the Nominations Thread. We will follow the Vote Differential of the RPG Tournys, but for the first round (and if there is a tie from me looking to the previous round) then I'll ask someone who hasn't voted to break any ties. This will be a freaking massive tourney, only 64 games from each category will be nominated. The Categories: Action (This includes fighter games) Adventure (Mario type games) Driving Puzzle Role-Playing (For pity's sake, Zelda games do NOT count here) Simulation (Duh...) Sports (This includes wrestling games) Strategy You can only make one nomination for each category. Think long and hard before you do so, and also you must include the system you intend for. Thus, if multi-platform, choose the best one. My Nomiations: Action - Guilty Gear XX (PS2) Adventure - Legend Of Zelda: Wind Waker (GC) Driving - Gran Turismo 3: A-Spec (PS2) Puzzle - Tetris (NES) Role-Playing - Terranigma (SNES) Simulation - Total Extreme Warfare (PC) * Sports - NHL 95 (SNES) Strategy - Age of Empires (PC) *Did you know that Gamefaqs has this listed as ACTION? That's just fucked up right there. It is simulation of being a wrestling owner, hence why it goes in Simulation. Remember, these are nominations. This just means someone went out of their way to remember games that might not get some consideration that should. Nominations End On May 19th, 2004 or when each category has 64 games nominated for it. Tourney For BEST. GAME. EVAR~! will begin on May 20th, 2004. Hm... Maybe I can bribe someone on TSM like Dr. Tom to let me do a column on this? Nah... No one would let silly me get a column. Oh well, just settle for this.

I have come to the startling conclusion this isn't the Quarter-Finals! I'm an idiot!

I have come to the startling conclusion this isn't the Quarter-Finals! I'm an idiot!

Death – Castlevania (Series) vs Ganondorf -- Legend of Zelda (Series) Grahf – Xenogears vs Dracula – Castlevania (Series) Luca Blight – Suikoden 2 vs Zoma - Dragon Warrior 3 Jowy Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Kain – Final Fantasy 4 Queen Zeal - Chrono Trigger vs Master Belch – Earthbound Seymour- Final Fantasy 10 vs Kahran Ramsus – Xenogears Ozzie - Chrono Trigger vs Ghaleon - Lunar (Series) Magus - Chrono Trigger vs Golbez – Final Fantasy 4

Selan – Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals vs Nina – Breath of Fire (Series) Celes – Final Fantasy 6 vs Alex – Lunar: The Silver Star Story Celine – Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Citan Uzuki – Xenogears Kain – Final Fantasy 4 vs Cecil – Final Fantasy 4 Terra – Final Fantasy 6 vs Crono – Chrono Trigger Fei Fong Wong – Xenogears vs Locke – Final Fantasy 6 Serge – Chrono Cross vs Cloud – Final Fantasy 7 I don't care for Serge at all, and hence, I vote against him. Yes, it is Cloud, but Cloud was a much better character than Serge. Nes – Earthbound vs Tir – Suikoden

I'm happy to report no ties. How is it depressing? Since he's still here there must be something redeemable to let him live this long. +++ Well, we are at the final 16. Can you believe it? I can't. Well, the voting ends this Thursday, 8PM EDT. If you are wondering why this isn't longer, I'm pissed Zoma punked out Loki. Oh. One thing. I could've added Cecil to this listing. No honestly, I could've, since he did take the Crystal away from the town of Mysidia and also destroyed the town of Mist. The Quote isn't from any baddie. I just have lali-ho stuck in my head now. Here Are The Quarter-Finalists: Death – Castlevania (Series) vs Ganondorf -- Legend of Zelda (Series) Grahf – Xenogears vs Dracula – Castlevania (Series) Luca Blight – Suikoden 2 vs Zoma - Dragon Warrior 3 Jowy Blight - Suikoden 2 vs Kain – Final Fantasy 4 Queen Zeal - Chrono Trigger vs Master Belch – Earthbound Seymour- Final Fantasy 10 vs Kahran Ramsus – Xenogears Ozzie - Chrono Trigger vs Ghaleon - Lunar (Series) Magus - Chrono Trigger vs Golbez – Final Fantasy 4

Two Ties From The Last Round: Celine vs. Cless ~ Cless has the final tiebreaker call as he is the main character of his game. Verdict: Amazingly, they are tied through TWO rounds and thusly, Cless wins via tiebreaker call. Locke vs. Ramza ~ Ramza has the final tiebreaker call as he is the main character of his game. Verdict: Locke has VD and thus moves on. +++ Can you believe we've finally gotten to the quarter-finals? I never thought it would go this far, but yes, we've gotten this far. But yes, we've finally gotten this far and from what I can infer by who's left, you must really liked the characters from Chrono Trigger, Earthbound, Final Fantasy 4, Final Fantasy 6, Final Fantasy 7, Lufia 2, Lunar: The Silver Star Story, Star Ocean: The Second Story, Suikoden, and Xenogears. Might I also add that we've actually got 5 ladies in this still, which isn't too shabby considering how few good RPG heroes are. I'm still surprised Selan has made it as far as it goes. And surprisingly, Kain will be facing Cecil in this round and we'll truly see whom you guys like more as a character. Here Are Your Hero Quarter Finals: Selan – Lufia 2: Rise of the Sinistrals vs Nina – Breath of Fire (Series) Celes – Final Fantasy 6 vs Alex – Lunar: The Silver Star Story Celine – Star Ocean: The Second Story vs Citan Uzuki – Xenogears Kain – Final Fantasy 4 vs Cecil – Final Fantasy 4 Terra – Final Fantasy 6 vs Crono – Chrono Trigger Fei Fong Wong – Xenogears vs Locke – Final Fantasy 6 Serge – Chrono Cross vs Cloud – Final Fantasy 7 Nes – Earthbound vs Tir – Suikoden All voting will end next Thursday at 8pm EDT. Expect the final 16 for the villian tourney up here soon.