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This must be new slang for something else.

That's the entirety of the Jack Bauer post from Ripper. There were a couple where he prefaced with "I'm no Bauer but..." and then offered up his John Rambo ideas. That would be another example. It's quite the idea, really. First he suggests running around, then laying down, followed by faking dead (all with the retard still shooting away at people) and then it would be time to 'gather the troops' (the troops in Ripper's scenario would presumably the remaining kids alive with the balls that only he and certain cowboys could possess) and go after the guy.

Not quite.

Ripper, duder, go back and read your posts in this thread. They're funny, even moreso with your Matt Youngin' approach to them in hindsight.

Ripper & the National Review already told us how real men would have handled that situation.

If only Ripper had been in that classroom.

Ripper said he would go all Steven Segal on the guy if he went to VT.

Good. Can we have masturbation regulated now, please?

Turnbow almost gave away another one today but the Brewers had enough insurance runs & Cordero struckout the side (again) in the 9th.

Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Iran. John McCain, honorary Wilson in '08!

Heh.

He's not my boy. The only Thompson I've ever worked for was his brother (Ed) during his Governor bid in '02. I just think it would be neat to have someone from Wisconsin on a national ticket and, not counting La Follette's third party bids back in the day or Lucey as an Indepent VP in '80, Tommy is the best chance we've ever had. I do think he's better than most of the GOP options, though. As of right now Ron Paul is my boy.

The Fred Phelps group will be protesting at the funerals. http://www.godhatesamerica.com/

Ripper would have made him swallow that gun. I wish Ripper was in that classroom.

don't lump us all in with LIM...that guy comes up with the dooziest of the doozies. Oh, that's true. I doubt the boardum section was caling for turbans-on-a-stick over this. But I also doubt LiM was the only one thinking that.

Ripper, life isn't a shoot-em-up action-adventure movie. It doesn't work the same as when Chuck Norris can spinkick a ninja or Jack Bauer can left-hook a rocket launcher off an Arab's shoulder at a director's request. Sorry, dude.

If any of the victims end up being Muslim (dont worry, the media will let us all know, repeatedly) does the death toll go down, Pit? Drudge has a picture up of a guy crying. The internet has to work extra hard to compare to the pathetic urchins in the newspapers/television.

Ripper, Texas Ranger.

Having actually known people that were shot and killed (by an Asian student, no less) I can honestly say that worst aspect of the entire thing, aside from the actual deaths, was the media attention. This Cnn/etc round-the-clock bullshit must be excrutiating for the actual families/friends of the victims. While people grieve, their phones are probably ringing off the hook, and the reporters masturbate for a fresh scoop at their doorstep. But it's going to be fine because these graphics fucking rock! Not coincidentally, in my own experience the only person who bathed himself in the media spotlight was the biological father of one of the victims...a guy that had basically abandoned his son from childhood until his death became a media circus.

I'm not laughing at the victims, or any of the VT students or residents, or any other students elsewhere that might be concerned about stuff like this. I am, however, laughing at the media's handling of this, the need to blame nintendos and rock & roll and other devil doodads, and velociraptors.

Did the velociraptor know Anna Nicole Smith & Don Imus?

We should blame the History Community. They still go on and on about Vlad the Impaler, Hitler, etc. These murderers nowadays (can't blame them!) clearly realize that this is their ticket straight to immortality.

Of course it will. The Down's Syndrome bloc speaks very loudly in America.

Fox now says 32 dead.

Unfortunately it looks like two halls were involved. Where does your sister live?