Sandman9000

I'm seconding the "Summer Girls" nomination. Pure, unadulaterated bullshit. Even worse, earlier this year, that song came up for whatever stupid reason on the TV or some dumb shit, and this ignorant as fuck airhead blonde next to me squeals and says "I love that song! It's such a great song!" I had to be restrained from cracking her empty little skull. Morale of this story? Most music sucks and sorority bitches are trippin'.

The only way I'd go to a Prince show is if he'd make me pancakes afterwards.

Goddammit people, how thick are you? It's probably just a friggin sugar pill or some shit, designed to sucker in the moronic college crowd and the usual alcoholics who are unable to recognize the "too good to be true" element of this and will gladly throw their money away over this stupid bullshit. Some people are still alive simply because it's illegal to kill them. ::Throws up the X::

Does this mean we can load this thread up with crap again?

1210, 610 Verbal, 600 Math, despite no knowledge of geometry whatsoever. I underachieve in high school, I underachieve in college. C'est la vie.

Uh, what's up with Team 2004? Leaving Michael Redd and Antawn Jamison on the bench, with spots open, and leaving Iverson in even as he's injured? Basically, didn't change their lineup at all. I need wins, but not this way. And goddamn Shareef Abdur-Rahim, thanks to him Darius Miles is back to sitting on the bench for the majority of the game...

Now, if he was blind and a KKK Grand Wizard...

Viking Hall (Phily, PA) Hammerstein Ballroom (NY) Elks Lodge (NY) Tokyo Dome (duh) Kouraken Hall (Osaka, I believe, may be wrong)

Well, that was only because Ja Rule talked about Busta first, so it was only natural for Busta to respond.

I draft the rest of Major League Baseball.

Flik's trying to get everyone added, give us some time If some weird dude gives you a chat invitation, TAKE IT!

Chat's up motherhussers, get y'all asses in.

Well, I thought I was calling a ballgame tonight, but it appears I'm not. Boourns. So, I guess I'm here to fuck my draft up in person. Can I take Yao Ming with my #1 pick?

1) No one. Fuck the human race.

Not even me; I voted for the fish. Liar. You don't even know how to vote.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?...0entry1282083 Your family sucks.

Well, I was disinvited from the kegger the people I know across campus are throwing, and the other people I hang with are all there. Seems like when you don't drink, people tend to like alcohol more than you on the weekends. In a side note, everyone I know can suck a loaded twelve-gague.

Shit, you know it's bad when even Rico here is jumping on the anti-Mole bandwagon. It's also odd, since people who ride the short bus together tend to stick together as well. EDIT: Blandy Orton? What the fuck? Was your goal to create the dumbest name possible?

Jack Evans is the new definition of the term "spot monkey." The stuff he'll do will blow your fragile little mind. I'm talking Phoenix 630's and shit, 630 moonsaults off high places. Beckett's supposed to be good, but dropped off the radar after winning the Super 8 last year. Not terribly familiar with the rest of the field, and I'm guessing it's ending with a three-way. Hopefully it'll be good enough.

On Monday we had a two hour delay because of wintery conditions. Today, it hit 60 and I'm wearing shorts. I live in NC. I'd buy that for a dollar.

::Intercepts cookie::

How about Jon Barber? Dude, don't even joke about shit like that.

When I saw the title I thought it was going to be about Mole's GPA, but this is pretty sad as well.

Iori Sagat

I sent you an offer Mindless, if it's not good enough gimme a counter one.