Art Sandusky

1. He can make some mean pork chops.

The dude in charge of the group in Lost Continent: "Okay everyone, let's take a fifteen minute break." I use Banjo's "That square bugs me... HE REALLY BUGS ME!" from Wild Rebels in daily life.

I mean shit that will be big and remembered by everyone.

Yes, if you want. I was thinking it'd be one-on-one still. Two triple threats are dumb, unless they made theirs an elimination or had Edge come out to face the winner of the first match a la Wrestlemania X.

I'd have to see who the Democrats nominated and also hear McCain speak as an executive rather than a legislator before I decided. Clinton/McCain would be a real history-making election and actually dictate the way the country is going to go in the next several decades. We're finished with the current rank-and-file sort of Republicans.

Me: "Wait, what injury is this? I've never heard of it... oh god, this is gonna be gruesome..." (video plays) "FUCK!"

Yeah, seriously. There's absolutely nothing earth-shattering going on that'll be remembered later on.

Guys, I'm gonna fuckin' lose.

Well, it would mean someone actually made a shift from whiny neurotic retard to being a person who got some ass regularly.

Guys, this has been the worst decade ever for music.

This is the best idea ever. Edge has won the King of the Ring, so his reasoning is that he's shown he can win multiple matches on a single show (they'll gloss over that he only won two in one night, not the traditional three) and wants in the title match. Then he wins both matches and everyone fucking hates him in the arenas afterward.

McCain's doing that because he's a real motherfuckin' American. "Yeah, our side's doing bad right now, but goddammit we're gonna solve this together."

Well, I'm against any foreign ownership of our seaports, and I wouldn't be offended if other countries were the same way, as was the administration defense for the veto. It's perfectly sensible.

Pussy Turn would be the best LSD gimmick ever, you must admit.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/worldlatest/stor...5679489,00.html It isn't April 1st yet, right? So this shit is right there in their faces and nothing happens?

This is meant to be a celebration.

Fuck that, I want to see some real Jarrett defenders come in here. NHB FTW

I have that saved on my computer still.

I also want to know how long the actual feature is going to be. If they did like the ECW one and gave it not even three hours, but at least two this'll be good. Like, must-buy good.

Huzzah, if it isn't career-ending. Discuss.

Since when did they drop the Midwest/South/East/West designations?

And their women's track team won their national championship yesterday, or something. They were interviewing some Congresswoman from Texas. R-Natch.

Boston College is the team I'm rooting for if/when Tennessee goes down. And fuck Texas, I'm glad people who know more than I do agree that they're a weak tournament team. But I do care about this Big XII title game, as I've never disliked Kansas and am just plain tired of sports also being dominated by the state of Texas.

Man, fuck you.

I was more opposed to it for the reasons NoCal posted, as well as the simple employment factor. How many Americans do these foreign companies hire on the average when they take control of this or that senselessly private institution?