Art Sandusky

Fuck 2008. We've got elections this year. Everyone's way too focused on who the chief executive is. Not that I blame them since the last five years have been a time of trying to give the position more and more power and it's also been more proactive than Congress.

Quoth Czech: "Texas needs to go away."

Let's hear it again for this new crop of HD posters. They're all so improved!

Fuck Trillian, I use the official AIM and it happened anyway. And when's Leena gonna IM me anyway. I'm bored.

Boy, just when you thought The Shield couldn't get any more intense.

Well all right then.

No, it's a terrible ethnic stereotype that distracts from matches which, amazingly, are supposed to be the core of any wrestling program.

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills. I don't know how anyone could think of Mama as a good addition.

Well guys, tell me how much you're looking to spend and I'll help ya out. Also state any other vehicular preferences for better results.

But he's a real poster. I'll vouch for his authenticity forever after a Rik-inspired post.

Huzzah, or something.

Holy crap, she is a retard.

Captain of Outer Space is now the best poster on the board.

It's fuckin' Wrestlemania, guys. Bet your ass I'll be at the sports bar. It'll be fun one way or another.

You know, this is the second time that Trish has been involved in a really long program for Wrestlemania in the last three years. That's cool. I appreciate the stance that turning it into a lesbian thing wore away a bit of the shine of their feud, but they've at least kept it dialed back to a degree. If Vince had his druthers you know they would have had a shower scene two weeks after Mickie first brought the love-love angle into it. This would be much better without that element. Anyway, I'm really enjoying this otherwise. My fear at this point is that Trish wins at Wrestlemania and Mickie becomes another generic women's wrestler. Also, since she's got some healthy proportions I'm scared of another "she's a fatass" kick.

No, Mama isn't good. Stop thinking so. Mama has saved some shitty ass moments this year. Last night, when people were missing eyepokes and kicks and randomly falling down, we needed her screaming to distract the viewer at home. The last two weeks, Shelton Benjamin has been two seconds behind EVERYTHING. I don't know if he's been like this for months and Mama has been distracting me, or if he recently got hurt, but in the last two matches he is late on every move (well the ones that have connected at least) He looks like he's fucking underwater. Has this been happening for a while now? Because if it has, Mama is a savior. Under no circumstances is the character of Mama a savior of ANYTHING. I wouldn't be shocked if Shelton's poor in-ring effort is related to being saddled with such a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad gimmick. A guy like him and with his bonkers moveset is meant to be a face anyway.

Dude, whatever. I've had the same name for a year and a half. I'd still have the old one if someone hadn't gotten the password and changed it so I couldn't use it again. Shortly after I got the new name the old one logged on and was online for 20 minutes or so, but didn't respond to any messages.

A liberal Democrat would tax us though. Tax and spend, man. IT'S THEIR GO-TO LABEL!

Yo WP, I'll help you pick a new car. Seriously.

I wonder if I'm on Leena's buddy list. I sure hope so!

No, Mama isn't good. Stop thinking so.

Hey, the dude on Useless Moron's blog gave it ***1/4, get on him. I should also add that my happiness resulting from Mama not being there made me much more giving, and it was the only real match that got any time. **1/2 was the highest I'll give for it, so that's what it got. Certainly no higher.

If Cuba Gooding Jr. can do Radio, we can find a Torgo. 'Sides, he'd have the proper goat's legs so you'll only need to find someone who can emulate Torgo's upper body.

Mention Test. It's him, believe you me.

Manos: The Hands of Fate. Seriously. Give this shit a proper budget and crew and you'll have some fuckin' magic.