Art Sandusky

Love, Sex, and Dating: It's probably your fault. Here, have some porn. No Holds Barred: The parking lot out back. Site Feedback: The heart of Machine City.

What the phuck.

I got beat by a guy that doesn't even post here anymore. Close the thread now.

Way too difficult. Refer to the John Titor story to what I think it'll be like in 50 years, not the 30 that his tale would profess. But anything more than a half-century in the future is fuckin' impossible.

Because it's SUCH A HUGE DEAL to toss a couple'a bucks someone's way.

But you really need to get used to 'em if you haven't seem them before. The gags are are EXTREMELY sparse at times, and the host segments tend to look awkward.

Ya see somethin' new every day.

Eh, it was pie-in-the-sky thinking. I doubt I'll go, 'specially since I want to be able to go to the PPV they're having up in Greenville around the same time.

With a name like Smuckers, you know it's good.

After an extremely heated argument I had with a bunch of people at a party last night, I can tell you no one learned a damn thing.

And somehow that makes it all okay, I guess?

And you act as if people give a legitimate damn about that stuff.

You only say that because you're watching this shit from the security of your home, on a little monitor in front of you. Not delighting in this crap isn't being soft, it's having decency and at least a minimal care for your fellow humans, something the internet has managed to strip much faster than television ever could. Fuck off and learn how to spell "pussies."

Seriously, is this culture that completely detached from any kind of sensible reality that we're taping fights between normal dudes for websites? Bumfights.com (or whatever the fuck) is probably one of the worst things humanity has ever cooked up. Fuckin' voyeuristic piece of shit, get that crap outta here.

The Crawling Hand has also been released by Rhino, and that's a first season episode. The first season isn't great, but it can still be pretty good in spots.

I don't get it. What is this supposed to be?

He was on a reality show FIVE YEARS AGO. Yeah, I have no idea who this guy is at all. I doubt the average fan will either, so there's no problem with making him look credible.

Yeah, I'm just gonna abandon this one before it gets worse.

Wild Rebels doesn't like you either. It's cool. (a bullet ricochets off of Banjo's Nazi helmet) Servo: Oh, my head's tryin' to blow up!

What the phuck.

Hey, we all have a punching bag that can unite us again. Only took a day for one to emerge.

How can someone with such a good sig picture be so bad.

Sensi is the owner of a famous R&B music record company. Although he always has a sexy ho on his big muscular arm, he secretly prefers the company of other men. He no longer cares who knows that he is gay because he is so rich he doesn't need to work another day in his life.