Art Sandusky

Okay, this is very preliminary, but I might actually go to this.

She ain't no Kylie either. This is the end.

Which, given this trainwreck of a decline's highlight so far ("I think you're using the Alanis Morrisette definition of irony"), is ironic on its own. I think. Right?

They're married!

Holy crap, that's the drugged-up rationalizations you make up that make you artificially optimistic for the duration of the program each given week. The key is to get back to the real world when the show ends.

But it hasn't been on display as grandly before, as far as I can remember. This is like intentionally falling face-first onto a sidewalk.

Angle/Jho is going to be up there also. Just as huge as Nash/Gravity.

Y2Jerk is gradually showing himself to be the new MikeSC. Ouch.

Edge is the dude that shaved Angle's head. He's gotta be top 5.

Okay, between ^^this and in HD, quoting posts without adding anything needs to be given a rest for a while.

Hearing the Fox theme at noon on the first day of the regular season is one of the sweetest sounds ever. If it just wasn't Fox.

To further prove my specific point above about the executive branch (and the positions it appoints), today was "how we saved Los Angeles day," right after Alberto Gonzales is grilled expertly by a bipartisan group of pissed off senators who want to know what the fuck was so hard about going back and getting warrants after the wiretapping, since the law works that way and all. By the way, the thwarted terrorists were of southeast Asian descent apparently. I guess the people in Indonesia will let us have their oil with less of a fight. Remember all the times that terror alert level escalations have had dubious timing also, most questionably in the days following the 2004 Democratic convention, which happened one of the few things the Dems managed not to fuck up during the campaign. And hey, we got that bin Laden tape a week before the 2004 election too. He was able to release this because we decided Iraq was more important than the people who actually attacked us. He's far more useful alive than dead, so don't expect him to be captured or killed anytime between now and 2008. In the meantime, there'll be plenty of ammo to drum up support for this lunacy. Then you've got the White House E-mails from the summer of 2003 that were deleted (a no-no, all correspondence and documents are required to be saved) and were found by, get this, the defense team for Scooter Libby. And that's just in the last couple of weeks! This is not a crew that's genuinely working in the best interests of everyone.

No, I do. Such insecure people talk about politics.

I think the worst part is not being able to move anything. You're aware of your extremities, but can't budge 'em.

That old NBC theme'll never be used. Professional football's a 21st century war game of life and death as far as the presentation goes these days, and that music's too pretty. Expect some bombastic serious shit like Fox and CBS have now.

He spoke sometimes.

That's us! Goodnight everybody!

stop

Man, he told me what it was, but I forgot. Somethin' like a movie called Cannibal Holocaust.

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

I feel we should take a bow after our little run in the folder tonight.

Oh shit, I've gotta call him.

Okay, we need a ranger hat photoshopped on one of the pictures with Inc, stat.

I couldn't possibly continue this.

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat! The old master has spoken!