Art Sandusky

Both Pat and Patches are my least favorite abbreviations. My father is known as the former, and the latter is just annoying. Strangely, I have no complaints with Patty compared to the other two.

Do you have any idea how hard working in a restaurant is? Wow, you carry a box. How much do you make an hour? I have to constantly deal with working at the most poplar sports bar in the area, which is always understaffed and on weekends averages an 1 hour to a 2 hour wait. Working our tent part, which was outdoors in 50 degree weather, I was sweating my ass off running around trying to please everyone. Okay, so you completely missed the point. If it sucks that much, get another job. Either that or stop bitching, because that's really what it is, petty bitching.

I think you fellas are overestimating the US influence in this. Such radicals don't look at us as the US, they look at us as "The West," and group us in with the rest of the people that they view as protectors of Israel. Our invading Iraq didn't magically insert these violent people into power, it was just something else they could use to drum up support against what could be viewed as complicit incumbent parties.

This can't be good.

There's never any getting through to what I call the "I work in a restaurant and am thus entitled to 15%" people. We fire those people at the place I work.

Is changing my name nonsense? I've just had the request in the thread for over three weeks.

You have now experienced the tipping point. Enjoy an average life.

It feels like the last time Lita wrestled was in 2001. It's been a long-ass time.

Wow, you sure zinged 'em good.

Dude, what Edge did was tame compared to some of the shit people pull in this weird-ass world of professional wrestling. And it's not like he forced Lita to sign a contract at gunpoint that she'd cheat on Matt. Should Lita be fired also?

Okay, so this is the first I've read some of this stuff, and I finally must ask: What is so fucking difficult to understand for HHH? You think such a purportedly devoted student of the business (or human being with 30+ years of experience on this planet, whichever you prefer) would understand that everyone doing well with him in the mix leads to greater profit than just him doing it all. I seriously have reached the point where now I don't even complain about it, and just wonder what kinds of brain damage the people in charge have suffered to not understand this. Just because you aren't front and center and masturbating onto all of your opponents every five minutes doesn't mean that you can't still be a main eventer. In fact, it actually -- tada! -- makes you a better main eventer, because people will pay to see things that aren't certain. Is anyone else (that's still watching) at this stage also? I guess it's good they try to market themselves to young people who can't really understand the backstage and corporate wheelings and dealings, because those are the only people who haven't worked their way into their frontal lobes from scratching their heads so much. Let's review: Multiple stars = good. More people buying tickets = good. PPV buys = good. High ratings = good. Money = good. Professional respect = good. WHAT THE FUCK, MAN

I dunno man, he's probably the weakest character on there, but is the only obvious weak one at this early stage in the series. I find everyone else to be solid.

I'm going to bet that Shawn Michaels ends up on this list the most in one form or another. I would say Bret Hart if he wasn't stuck in limbo for what felt like forever after losing the title to Backlund.

Or because they're physically and mentally hindered. Or have a fixed income. Complaining about any age group before you reach that age is ridiculous. Little pissants will be bitching about you to their friends in 50 years and you won't appreciate it very much. Do you get pissed if people who look poor tip less also?

Tea involves like 5 dishes as opposed to the normal 1 dish needed for a drink. This makes it hard to buss a table in one trip to the table. Cause I have to carry all those fucking dishes which are also always at least 75% full so often spill on myself as well. Hone your style then. There's always a better way to bus a table. Is this a fine dining place? Why the fuck do you need dishes for drinks?

I think the first thing we need to do with kids when they enter school is educate them as to what the word "celebrity" means.

I was really, really getting back into Raw the last few weeks after months of cruise control where I watched but didn't care too much. They've gotta put the belt back on Edge or at least keep him in the title picture for a while. He looked far too natural with that belt on and was performing admirably for the last month (especially considering the TLC match was his first match over a couple of minutes in a long time thanks to his injury). I said over and over to anyone who would listen at the bar last night that I loved the shit out of Edge. Please give him back the title tonight, WWE. I don't dislike Cena and want to see him become a huge star and all that good stuff, but goddammit, it's hard to root for him anymore. It's like rooting for HHH, you know what's going to happen and you know you probably won't like it.

We can only hope, or else he might have to post about how he hates himself. Hoff's a lifer, he'll still be doing this when he starts getting checks from his private social security provider (if you think it'll still be government-funded by then, you're retarded).

Those cads, all ordering tea. Jesus man, get a fuckin' grip.

This movie just hates anteaters.

You also live up in the northeast, which doesn't help enjoyment of a largely southern program. I guess it's funnier if you see a lot of that stuff happening in your daily life. I missed everything due to the PPV last night. What about American Dad? Was it good?

Psh. Ain't nothing wrong with popped collars, but only if you know how to do it effectively.

He has a right and left hand. I call shenanigans.

I bet it costs $10 buck just to go around the corner to the store in that thing. Unless its a work vehicle or you're hauling a boat, most big trucks are for people trying to compensate for something. Dude, it's a concept truck with no intentions for production. It's meant to be a design exercise.