Art Sandusky

Y'know, there probably aren't many in their teens or younger who know who that is. I still call him Diesel. I feel old now. (hangs self)

Not if your job prevents it, not if your girlfriend/boyfriend prevents it, not if, you know, being able to see family and friends prevents it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, if you really think something is bad, you leave. Simple. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay, pull money out of your ass for everyone who should "just leave" wherever they're discontented. It's an expensive world, you know. I don't care about the other intangibles others are listing, simply funding their daily lives is a problem for a lot, let alone uprooting and going somewhere else. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> well...I don't think "just leave" is the solution, but definently START LOOKING for other options...you know? <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Of course, but telling people to go somewhere else just like that is retarded and it's mostly the same people who maintain that the people in New Orleans should have simply left before Katrina hit. You know, like it ain't no thing.

I don't think I ever did so much as register there, but it's still weird to think of it being gone.

Certainly not as much as when I popped out.

Yikes, I thought the SEC had six also, not eight. Even I think that's excessive. How the fuck can a conference have 2/3 of itself in bowls and no one notices how fucked up it is?

Doesn't the Big Ten have like, six bowl bids each year? You don't even need to sniff the top of the standings to get into one, just break .500. What crap. My picks are doing well so far, except for Virginia. What the hell kind of score is 7-5?

What usually happens with me is that I'll tell myself to make my picks Thursday afternoon after I get home from work, then get tied up with something and forget about it completely until I see the game on ESPN that night.

Does the full weight of how incredibly stupid this company is really get through to everyone? I mean, holy fuck.

Very funny, Mr. I Have Foreskin.

Whoever it was who made the decision to "fix the facts" around the Iraqi intelligence as revealed in the Downing Street Memo is who needs to be blamed, not Bush. He should be blamed for not being more cautious about it and championing the cause at the very least. Ah well, they'll get the American people to forget all about this terrible situation by invading Syria or something. At least the UN would be behind that.

That happened like, a week after Zsasz was banned. We all swore it had to be him in that costume crawling on the building.

Not if your job prevents it, not if your girlfriend/boyfriend prevents it, not if, you know, being able to see family and friends prevents it. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Again, if you really think something is bad, you leave. Simple. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Okay, pull money out of your ass for everyone who should "just leave" wherever they're discontented. It's an expensive world, you know. I don't care about the other intangibles others are listing, simply funding their daily lives is a problem for a lot, let alone uprooting and going somewhere else.

Like, dead-dead?

Matt's not that bad, guys.

Sure did. I needed a positive note to end the post. Such negativity is unbecoming of me.

Guys, no one's joining. It's Anti-Establishment. Having members would be pretty goddamn stupid, don't you think? Besides Mole, none of you knuckleheads who want to join an establishment founded in the name of the eradication of itself have even managed to convey that you might possibly be able to dress yourselves and not require a drool rag. I mean, fuck, Mario Van Peebles? And whoever the dumbass is who doesn't get the "This Thread Is Gay" gimmick of POINTING TO A SENTENCE WHICH IS THEN, in theory, READ AND COMPREHENDED AS THE JOKE, that guy needs to slice his balls open with a greasy old steak knife so there's no chance whatsoever of his seed accidentally crashing into some poor girl's unsuspecting, heretofore innocent ovum. This wasn't "working everyone" or anything, just a dumb overwrought gag. Just in case anyone lumps me in with board workers. I don't work boards. Not a board worker. Just, uh, never liked it all that much. So yeah. http://parisfacial.ytmnd.com/

I get it now! That's not irony, man. That's the Upside-Down Bolivian Switcheroo.

It's just nostalgia. Chill. I could never keep this up. I have no idea how I ever did. How is me calling someone gay irony? Was it not expected?

GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY

I ALWAYS FORGET THE FUCKING THURSDAY NIGHT GAME FRIDAY Southern Miss at UAB SATURDAY Northwestern at Michigan State Virginia at North Carolina N.C. State at Wake Forest Michigan at Iowa Nebraska at Missouri Texas A&M at Kansas State Kentucky at Mississippi Rutgers at Connecticut Texas Tech at Texas Tennessee at Alabama Vanderbilt at South Carolina Auburn at LSU Tiebreak #2: How many passing yards will Texas Tech's Cody Hodges have against Texas? 375

That just destroyed the small chance I was going to buy that DVD set.

Man, this was during the month I had no internet. Wish I'd been able to rip on this live along with everyone else. Too funny.

And here I always thought that if you drew an arrow to a punchline, like, an actual arrow, that there was no way anyone would ever not get the gag.

I'm just pissed that Michael Moore's idea of a white collar version of Cops doesn't exist. DeLay, the BALCO guy, whoever, you don't get to see these guys hunted down and jacked to the ground, no matter what the offense.