Art Sandusky

Neutered postwar military or not, I'd never fuck with Germany.

This is the first Presidential death that has ever really affected me. Sure, Nixon died in 1994, but no offense, he came and went before my time. Reagan was the leader of the country during my formative years, and I associated him with "President" for years and years. He may have been the conservative poster boy for years and years and even today, but I still loved the guy, as he was too darned nice to dislike.

Chave, please don't put me against AoO if I win. If AoO and I make the finals against each other, I'll concede victory to him.

I wonder what Teddy Long's dimensions are...

Abso-fucking-lutely typical. I forgot all about it.

Oh, I must see a picture of this.

...Why was DFA trying to get his stepmother drunk?

I just remember someone's female reporter that was following one of the conference final series' name sounded like "Cunnilingus" every time I heard it.

I still don't get why making something taste good is pussifying. I get shit from my friends for liking "bitch beers" just because I don't like Canned Ass.

Hey, that guy that does cocks started a thread.

Uhm... "Terrorism is bad?"

The Gamecocks are under investigation for breaking and entering to be in the SEC in the first place.

Yes.

I've only known one other person who owned it (and that was a 'net acquaintance), so here goes: Absolutely amazing from end to end, and all streaming and continuous, with the exception of some awkward transitions were parts were taken for the American release for whatever reason (such as the beginning of "Radio"). It's silly to pick out any particular songs, because they're all so good and I think of it as a single collective piece. The best way to describe it is dance music that isn't dance music. It has a beat to it and you could easily groove along to it, but it has a certain artistic quality about that prevents you from really doing so. It's a group of DJs sorta like Fatboy Slim in that they create loads of songs just with samples, but how they do it is just tremendous in my view.

I'll flip between it and the Stanley Cup Finals.

Well then, that was quite the detailed synopsis. Took me a while to figure it all out (it's always harder when it's people you don't readily recognize), but thanks a bunch Slapnuts. I look forward to Impact even more now.

Just give me an old Nicktoons network. Show everything up to about 1998, or whenever Hey Arnold got new voice actors and started sucking. Rocko's Modern Life is actually more enjoyable than Ren and Stimpy to me now. Back in the day, Ren and Stimpy was mah show, but Rocko has more staying power I think. EDIT: See, the episode that was on at 6 is an example, where Arnold and Gerald go to a dance with the 6th grade girls. Funny premise, and the two of them channeling the 70s was the best.

The sideburns are haggard and I smoke cigars, but there.

Aww, that dog was adorable. Reminds me of one of mine... (runs off to go hug his dog)

Whatever, the SEC still 0wnz the rest of the NCAA. We just have a nice little courtesy set up now so it looks like we're doing things properly, and it's named after the Tennessee coach. Ah, how I miss football. Tennessee - Standing up for truth, justice, and the American way in a conference of tremendous yet shady colleges.

I haven't ordered TNA since the one cent show way back when and the shows haven't sounded all that great. However, with Impact coming on FSN tomorrow, those of us (such as myself) who have fallen out of all things backstage and on TV could use something of a catch-up on what's going on. What are the major storylines going on right now? Who's face/heel? Who's supposed to be debuting soon?

Eh, SNL being good in 2000 wasn't interesting so much as the candidates themselves providing plenty of fodder for people to talk about. This year, all anyone can really say about Kerry is that he's Bush's opponent and he got Botox.

I never call any candidate crazy. Those are the people who don't expect entertainment from their government.

I looked at it this way: I knew immediately if MrRant had posted in a thread, so I knew to turn face and leave quickly.

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