Mr. S£im Citrus

Interesting show. I'm borderline disappointed that my match won, since it probably means that Zed and Clark didn't show. Will give more worthy comments when I have more than nine minutes and eight seconds of use of a computer to do so.

Shouldn't a last laugh be, you know... funny?

So, "man flu" has something to do with his being a soccer fan, right? Because, otherwise...

FUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

Considering how they spent, what, three (?) seasons building up to it, the climax to the Goat story may have been the biggest letdown in the history of television.

Aye, I've been kinda flaky lately, but I don't think I've ever no-showed two shows in a row since I've been here.

I'm 'bout it.

Who?

Goddamn if Denver ain't beating the dogshit out of New Orleans... EDIT - Goddamn... these motherfuckers are playing hard defense, up by damn near sixty...

I'm sorry, fellas. I feel like I let you all down; I was looking forward to the match with IL, but I just couldn't get my shit together. Mea culpa.

Sumbitch. Charlotte couldn't have picked a worse time to fold like a tent...

Stats? I don't need to know your moveset to bounce you off the turnbuckles...

You know, 1-29 just doesn't have the same ring to it; 0-30 would have at least been historic. 1-29 is just lousy. Leave it to the Knicks to fuck some shit up...

I like Big Z: he's actually my favorite European player (the fact that he's pretty much the only Euro big that actually plays like a big probably has something to do it), but it is kind of funny how he's been with the Cavaliers since 1996, and he's two thousand points behind LeBron.

Zydrunas Ilgauskas just became the fourth player in Cavaliers history with ten-thousand points: the other three are LeBron James (12,638), Brad Daugherty (10,389) and Austin Carr (10,265).

History = denied

Yeah, the Jonas Brothers are popular but they haven't quite reached Fred Armisen levels yet. Plus weren't the Jonas Brothers just on SNL? Well, see, that's the other thing: I don't actually watch SNL for anything; I only bothered to find that clip online after hearing that people at work were saying that Dwayne Johnson hosted the show. Before that, the last time I watched SNL was the last time Dwayne hosted, which I think might have been when he was still calling himself the Rock.

... You would have asked for your money back?

As a matter of fact, I don't move around freely in the town I live in. I drive to work, I drive home. I drive to the supermarket to get food. I drive to the gym. And that's about it. You'd be surprised how easy it is to not notice stuff when you don't care; it's not a question of trying to act cool. I simply don't watch or listen to anything where I would be exposed to it. I sent my mom an email with a clip from SNL a couple of weeks ago, and she sent me an email back, asking me who the guy playing Obama was. It's not as hard to avoid exposure to pop culture as you might think.

I don't watch South Park. In fact, I don't watch anything on Comedy Central. What exactly would these fucks appear on that I'd be likely to see them, anyway?

*****

0-28.

She was also half of the first team recognized as WWF Women's Tag Team Champions, according to wikipedia.