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That would be because you a) overrate Mike Bibby and b) overrate Brad Miller. I've watched every Kings game this season; the Kings are a bad team... a very bad team.

The Kings are a shitty team on paper, on the court, and everywhere else... the whole is actually LESS than the sum of their parts. They have a couple of guys that put up decent numbers, but anybody can look at that team and see how horribly mismatched their talent is.

I don't know why anybody thought anything different; I knew this team wasn't going to make the playoffs when they HIRED Musselman, and I'm still pissed that they didn't bother to trade Thomas, Bibby, Artest and/or Miller before the deadline.

What was the expected rate, Tom? And what number were you hoping for?

You don't like the bird call? You, who were technically the first-ever victim of the Bird Dropping?

I don't like writing in black ink. When I was in high school and college (the first time), I used to write everything with Pilot Precise Pens. I rotated between blue and purple. Well, when I joined the Navy, I learned that blue ink is "illegal" because they use blue lights in CDC/CIC, and you can't read blue ink under blue lights (Incidentally, red ink is also "illegal" because when Darken Ship is set, the only light that's permitted outside of CDC/CIC is red light). I also couldn't use purple because it was the CO's "official" color, and nobody else on the ship was allowed to write anything in purple ink, lest they be flogged, or something. So, I switched to teal on a whim, and have been writing/typing everything in teal ever since.

No, I just recall all of your matches being in puke green font. Oh. Well, I always turn the matches in in teal, but the markers strip my tags before giving it to the head marker... They did leave it one time, though; I totally marked.

I remember they gave TK an "amnesty day" last week, where he was allowed to have Michelle Tafoya and some other ESPN personality on to pick brackets. But yeah, that's a stupid policy... Didn't Mike and Mike rip off TK last week when they had "Liam's Mom" on to pick brackets?

Damn, have we fallen that far? People think that the only way we could have gotten a win against Toxxic and Landon is if they wrote it? Do we suck that bad?

Jimmy the Doom is a cruiserweight?

You greatly overestimate Sacramento. I missed my prediction of a six-game losing streak by one... I still think the Kings are going to find a way to get that last playoff spot. They're not good, but they are better than Golden State, LAC or New Orleans. No they're not. I've watched every Kings game this season, most of the Hornets and Clippers games, and a good deal of Warriors games. The Kings are easily the worst of the bunch.

Well of course it is: you never allowed Amy to look weak, so she couldn't very well be used to enhance the story, now could she?

You greatly overestimate Sacramento. I missed my prediction of a six-game losing streak by one...

Talk about new math: Only in Kingsland can Cleveland without LBJ, Charlotte without LeBron and Miami without Wade equal 0-3. Eric Musselman can go to hell.

It's still selling that Busaiku Fucking Knee Kick... Basically, WC aggression comes from his conscious mind, and when J³ jumped the gun on him, he had to shift to the defensive, which he's never been overly effective, and his bloodlust was forgotten in lieu of survival. But, worry not, the aggression will return. In about five days... As far as the no-sell, I'm guessing it's about 85-15 that J³ didn't even show. So, seeing as how I put him over anyway, I think I'm entitled to a no-sell that let me write a cool spot...

I know that Johnny was "planning" to write, but I have no idea whether or not he turned anything in. Sorry that we let you down, Tom.

It's like that old anecdote about the dick-measuring contest: I just took out enough to win, baby...

I give you props, chaosrage; it was a valiant effort... You're the only cat here that even makes me work for it. Hell, that's why the high score was so low in the first place; when people can't reach 300K, why shoot for a million?

I forsee a six-game losing streak for the Kings by the end of the week.

Now THAT's how brunch is done! Straight stream of consciousness here: I'm a little confused by how the turtles took longer to get Jimmy from behind the curtain than they did to get him from the stage to the ring, but that can probably be overlooked... I loved the bait-and-switch by MANSON at the start of the match. MANSON gets to clubbering, and that crazy-ass onomatopoeia... and, you know, Drea's matches tend to read more like a mockery of a wrestling match than an actual portrayal of a wrestling match... Right hook will beat Shotei every time, unless you punch like Landon... The chain is inspired... I'm wondering Where did MANSON find a folding chair in the women's restroom... must have run out of words that started with "H," but that seems inconceivable with the word limit... Doom Driver on the concrete? MANSON must have some Doomtopian blood... A submission finish seemed inappropriate, given the lack of buildup, but it was a good enough finish. Good read overall.

Different chat room, sorry.

You need to clean out your ears, by the way, Johnny; he wasn't asking you if anybody else had ever stabbed WC in the back, he was asking if WC had ever stabbed someone else in the back. And the answer to your question, Clark, is no. EDIT - And don't misquote me: my exact words were "Come into the chat room, you turkey."

We don't fuck around with brunch at my house, Drea...

Anybody figure out who Mitch Dog was?

I just never thought that sort of character was cool, and I personally don't think it's the way to go. I didn't like it when Edge did it, and I'm not crazy about Landon doing it.