Mr. S£im Citrus

Anybody else think that the Clippers are "tanking" to get that sixth seed? And, speaking of tanking, I don't appreciate Phoenix sitting Nash and Bell against the GD Lakers.

Ron Artest comes through on his guarantee! Don't call it a comeback... we been here for years...

Kings' magic number is down to one.

Madam, I have no idea to what you are referring...

I'm not necessarily opposed to writing stip matches so much as I'm opposed to writing stip matches for the sake of writing stip matches; what I mean is, I think that stips are great within the context of a feud (cage, ladder, FCA, street fight, submission, or what have you), but I'm not a big fan of "we need x type of match on the card, let's book these guys in it." Even ladder matches, which are "allegedly" WC's specialty, I haven't written for unless they were part of some kind of significant storyline/feud. The only kind of stip match that I've ever liked enough to write just for the sake of writing is No Gravity, and NG is really more of a lower midcard stip. If we'd been building towards something, I'd be all for it, but for the #1 Contender to be announced on the last show before the PPV... I dunno: there really isn't enough meat there to justify a stip, at least not in my eyes. And, let's not forget that you haven't actually won the match yet; if Drea can be bothered to write, she's totally capable of winning...

I've got to co-sign Sly on this; any reason in particular?

Where's the "It Doesn't Matter™" option?

This e-war needs more Muzz. Because Muzz amz beingz teh gold standard for e-wars around here. And more Galatea... but then, everything could use more Galatea...

Actually Bruce, I'm pro-World Heavyweight Title tournament... I'm just anti-having anything to do with it. That's why I asked what four to eight guys you had in mind; because I was afraid you were going to say WC...

And what four or eight guys would you put in it?

Awesome. Hell hath no fury...

I have it "on good authority" that I'll be facing the winner of the Kevin Coyote/Jimmy the Doom match at Battleground. As long as it's not a gimmick match, I don't care.

Truth be told, I'm more bothered about WC and Johnny being at the same announce table than I would be if it was just WC by himself.

You actually thought that it made more sense for Dub "Speakee English?" Cee to call a match? At least guest refereeing is something that he's actually, you know... done before... Translation: please change it to "guest referee" instead.

Meaning what? That they don't teach about time zones in Utah? Have I been whoosh'd again?

And anyway, unless I'm mistaken, the show's deadline was posted by Raynor, whom I'm reasonably sure actually lives in the United States.

Yeah, how dare I even think about expecting someone to remember something that's been mentioned at least half a dozen times already...

And, for all of that, he could have just left it in his car in the first place.

Somebody didn't learn about time zones in school... 7pm PST is 10pm EST, not 11pm; that's, like, the tenth time that mistake's been made.

Whatever happened to not taking your phone into church in the first place? I mean, unless you're a bonafide shithead, you're not going to answer your phone in the middle of the service, anyway, so what difference does it make if you leave the thing in the car?

And, out of curiosity, how many mouths do you have to feed?

SIGNUPS CLOSED - REOPENING 10TH - 14TH APRIL 2006 Okay, I just tried to register to this site, and got an unspecified error... literally, all it says is "Signup failed! Error"

BitTornado doesn't appear to have such an ability; or, if it does, I don't know how to get to it... I opened up the application to try and create a .torrent file, and it asked me what torrent I wanted to open. I didn't want to open one, so I didn't pick one, and the application closed itself.