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I was actually going for Hart/Piper from WM8. I never saw SurSer '96; I was deployed overseas for most of that era. I tried to be intentionally vague on that point. While WC is, in fact, physically strong enough to *lift* Tom, he is not strong enough to *drag* Tom if Tom is resisting... and the only idea that came to mind to keep him from being able to pull back is to not have his feet on the ground. Hence, the jumping...
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SWF Smarkdown Card - May 22nd!
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to the.weej's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Quit ducking me, JJ; I wants my rematch! -
Thanks for the feedback, IL. I didn't mean for it to come across as Taamo being a coward. I was actually going for mind games: you know, Flesher taking advantage of WC's weakness by putting Melissa in his line of fire. I concede the point about how it looked like WC got to Tom too easily after that German, and about the King Cobra as well, and my response is quite simple: cutting room floor. I was really motivated to write this match and, for the first time all year, I found myself up against the word limit; I actually had to cut out some stuff in order to "make weight," so to speak, including a Gamengiri spot after the German that would have made WC's offense seem a little more reasonable, as well as a teased KC spot that I think would have set up the second one a little better. As far as jumping into the air to apply the body scissors... I could have sworn I'd seen Angle do that before.
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Drea, I assure you that I have no idea what you're talking about. [/kayfabe]
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SWF Lockdown Card (May 17th, 2006)
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
.... Seeing a link to a file named "Gay Sex in the 70s1.jpg" makes me glad that I have pictures and junk turned off. That said... -
Taamo's putting the band back together!
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SWF Lockdown Card (May 17th, 2006)
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
I wasn't complaining, it was a fucking joke. Just like what I posted last night was a joke. Please accept my humble apology for not being on the same wavelength as your sense of humor. -
SWF Lockdown Card (May 17th, 2006)
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
And maybe you could realize that I wasn't fucking with Janus, I was fucking with Zed... get off my dick. -
SWF Lockdown Card (May 17th, 2006)
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
Eh, that's only sixty percent of the show... Janus would have posted it... -
SWF Lockdown Card (May 17th, 2006)
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to janusd's topic in Smarks Wrestling Federation
So, uhm... was that a one-shot for Va'aiga, or is he on a really *really* reduced schedule? -
Why are people so fucking stupid?
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Mr. S£im Citrus's topic in No Holds Barred
Last time I checked... :: checks :: Yup. Still black. -
My pops is a educated man. He has a masters in Public Administration... he's got his head sewn on straight; I've always thought him to be one of the wisest people I know... So, why is it that when my stepsister (his daughter from a previous marriage) sends him this bullshit, his actual response is: How can an educated man be that gullible? Anybody with enough sense to come in out of the rain ought to be able to look at this and say, "Quit pulling my leg!" A fifteen-second Google search turned up this page, which was enough to convince me that the whole thing is utter shite... The bit about "sounds like something Bush would do" raised my eyebrows; unlike most Blacks I'm more or less indifferent to the President, so most of the vitriol towards him goes over my head... Do people really dislike this Administration so much that they'll believe any dumbass thing that gets said about it? If somebody forwarded an e-mail that said Bush was trying to take away your birthday, would they believe that, too?
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Win the tag team titles, bitch. Check yourself. OOOOOOOH!
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Getting married in less than 12 hours...
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Longdogger_Pete's topic in Community/General
If that's a joke, I don't get it... if it's not... double -
Getting married in less than 12 hours...
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Longdogger_Pete's topic in Community/General
She was pregnant before we got married, so... no. -
Getting married in less than 12 hours...
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Longdogger_Pete's topic in Community/General
Well, that had always been my understanding... she used to be around here as Sydney Sky, yes? I'd been led to believe that there was drama between her and at least two other people here... -
Getting married in less than 12 hours...
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Longdogger_Pete's topic in Community/General
I've got a kind of mixed reaction here: On one hand, I wasn't here for all the drama with your fiancee and whoever else was involved, so I don't have any of the baggage inhibiting me from wishing you both happiness that some others may. ... On the other hand, I may be the only person in this fed that's ever actually *been* married before, and I'm not particularly a fan of the concept at this particular moment, so I feel compelled to advise you to CYA. Don't assume that it's going to last forever, no matter how strong your feelings are right now; just don't set yourself up for a fall, if you know what I mean. Sorry if I'm all bitter and jaded and everything; I do hope that you two will be happy. - Dub Cee -
This is what happens when you let guys with ADD post shows... On the one hand, the "show" goes up on time, more or less... on the other hand, it looks like Swiss cheese...
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It'd definitely make me happier if you guys don't try to cram the blowoff in for 13th Hour, but it's your angle, so I'm sure it'll be captivating regardless. So... is Stephens the first openly-gay *male* character in the fed? I can't seem to recall any others... And, Flesher as GM, huh? Chances are I'm the only guy that's been here awhile who didn't have a clue.
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The OAO Official SWF 2006 Party Birthday Thread
Mr. S£im Citrus replied to Toxxic's topic in Community/General
I somehow doubt that Blank is really thirty-three... but, if he is, that just means that I'm not the oldest guy in the fed anymore, so... yay! -
Lashley's spear >>>>>>>> Edge's spear
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And all this time I had been under the impression that you were a US citizen...
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Hey, I just ran with what the other two guys wrote... High notes? In the first stanza of the Star Spangled Banner?
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It's rumored, same thing with Penny. Marcus Banks or Brevin Knight, I swear. If it wasn't for Banks' stupid physical, he would have been here the last two years. For the love of God, no! Anybody but Knight... he may be my favorite non-Kings player. Not only that, but Knight being on the Lakers would permanently fuck over my fantasy teams... No, he'd just get more assists from passing to Kobe and getting the ball to Kwame the right way. You know it's true. Unless of course, you have a policy against drafting Lakers. I have.