Mr. S£im Citrus

Well, that depends... Blank claims to be thirty-two, but he may be lying; I assure you that I came across thirty-one the hard way.

It's rumored, same thing with Penny. Marcus Banks or Brevin Knight, I swear. If it wasn't for Banks' stupid physical, he would have been here the last two years. For the love of God, no! Anybody but Knight... he may be my favorite non-Kings player. Not only that, but Knight being on the Lakers would permanently fuck over my fantasy teams...

What I really like about ER is that it's a true "ensemble" show, in that there is no one character that the show has ever been built around, so actors can come and go. This season, there isn't a single actor in the "regular" cast that was part of the original cast; if the ratings are still strong for this show, they could probably keep going as long as they want to. And HMW, count me as another "internet" guy who doesn't care about AD or CSI.

Make that three for "come on back, you prick!"

2004 Playoffs.

You mean that, if you were forced to keep one of the two, you'd rather have Miller? The biggest pussy this side of Peja Stojakovic? While Miller is a pussy, he is a talented big man. Talented big men in the NBA don't come in spades. While talented point guards are hard to come by as well, I'd take one with a little less offensive talent and more defensive toughness than Bibby, who couldn't guard a closed door much less a guy like Tony Parker. Meh. I'd rather have a center that can get better than three fucking rebounds a game in the playoffs. Granted, Miller isn't known for rebounding, because he sucks at that. Okay then, what exactly is Miller good at? Shooting and passing... And how did he do in those aspects for the series? .404 shooting, and 2.5 assists per game. At this point, I'd trade Miller for a Honey Mustard Chicken w/Bacon sandwich from Quizzno's.

You mean that, if you were forced to keep one of the two, you'd rather have Miller? The biggest pussy this side of Peja Stojakovic?

:cry:

It ain't looking good for the home team...

Nah. But thanks for the invitation. I'm not gonna screw Zyon and Akira over just because *I* don't want to be in a four-way... But that doesn't mean I won't bitch about it...

Double post.

A four-way? Worst incentive to win ever.

Damn right! The Western United States Title is made out of wood, right? I look good with wood! Hey, I should trademark that...

Mad propers to Triple J; that was only my second singles loss this year (the other being to Muzz). Congratulations. Now, I can set my sights on the real Championship...

.... I'd ask what possesed you to bump this, but I'm afraid you might tell me...

Old episode on Spike TV; how old, I have no idea... Anyway, some guy who's apparently a wrestler named "Hawk" (whose name I recognize, but I have no idea why), is on a date with some chick (whose name I can't remember, and I can't see that it matters, anyway). Early in their date they go to the Musclemag store (?), when who do they run into working there but Masters, who is apparently friends with Hawk. So, of course, they end up wrestling each other in the store (insert stereotypical non-wrestling-fan gay joke here)...

is an oops. Better yet, that entire draft is a load of shit with Jason Richardson, and Kwame (possibly, I'm not too sure yet) being the only decent top 9 picks. By decent, I mean worthy of being picked that high, and yes, I love Shane Battier. I gotta disagree on that; I think that, if you redo that draft, Battier is still a top 9-10 pick. I would redo the lottery thusly: 1. Gasol 2. Arenas 3. Johnson 4. Richardson 5. Jefferson 6. Murphy 7. Parker 8. Wallace 9. Battier 10. Curry 11. Randolph 12. Chandler 13. Dalembert 14. Tinsley

:: marks out for WE WANT CORLISS! ::

Probably. But... if any team can lay down and die after a 2-0 lead, it's the Spurs.

Gawen Deangelo FUCKING Wells!

Hot damn, what a finish! Now I'm pissed, though... if it weren't for that lucky fucking bounce, we'd be up 2-1...

Okay, fine: What's an Exploder '98? Actually, I don't usually have this problem, as any move that I can't visualize, I just don't use... but I wanted to use the Buffalo Sleeper.

What's a Buffalo sleeper?

Does that work anything like "I love lamp?"

That was a misprint; I'd meant to say that I don't cotton to the idea of IN = Pure Rules, and somehow wrote "old school" instead. Does that make the post any clearer?