Mr. S£im Citrus

In 5th grade who? I think I've heard of DARE, but I'm not sure, and when I was in 5th grade, there was no such thing. Can one of you young cats educate me?

Hi Sean (since I was only around for your second [third?] go 'round). Happy Chrismahanakwanzah!

I don't know if that's meant to imply that I find them unattractive because they're black, but, being black myself, I'm not put off by that sort of thing. And Kotz, I was born in Charleston. I lived in Charleston for several years, and all of my father's family lives around there, so I go back to the Lowcountry at least once a year; I'm here to tell you: any "attractive" women that you saw in the Lowcountry were either tourists or college girls that aren't actually from there. Quite frankly, I have no use for either the former or the latter.

Not in Hampton, Virginia, you can't. Or Silverdale, Washington. Or Mililani, Hawaii. Or Charleston, South Carolina... Dixie Carter is far from the hottest woman that I've ever seen, but she's quite attractive, and maybe I'm just prematurely old, but I don't need to qualify that statement with any "for an older woman" bullshit. I don't know about that other comment, though; I personally have yet to meet fifty women that look hotter than Dixie Carter. Maybe I just know a lot of ugly women...

Hell yeah! That feud would have been great about seventeen years ago...

Everything that I've ever read on the subject indicates that Magic discovered that he had HIV during a life insurance physical, and also supports the position that he contracted the virus before he married Cookie. He just didn't know about it until afterwards.

Probably the last time I had free time, or thereabouts. I ran out of ideas, anyway; the HOLT Report was originally devised to advance storylines, but nobody ever gave me anything to work with, other than Card. There's only so much shit that I can come up with on my own about other people's characters, especially without prior consent.

Just as I was trying to rack out for the night, I hear this little tidbit on ESPNRadio, and had to get up to see if I could find a corroborating source online: WRTV.com: Artest Goes to Radio to Explain Himself, Slams Magic Johnson An excerpt from the article: :eek: Wow. Just... wow.

I would so totally watch "Smark Enough!" Judge stretching out trainees = RATINGS~! Who'd be on the show with him? Drazon, I hope; talk about the "Odd Couple."

Of course, if B.P. Stojakovic didn't spent clutch time alternating between bricking shots and hiding from the ball, another failed Bibby "heroic effort" wouldn't have been necessary.

That's because you're only twenty-one, and don't know any better... Don't worry, though; we won't hold it against you.

You and me both; I thought it was DW Dixie Carter until I clicked on this thread; every time I read about Dixie Carter thinking that Jarrett was cute, it creeped me out a little...

*Ahem!*

No, Marbury's actually made the playoffs, and has had winning seasons. I don't think SAR has had a winning season. He was traded to the TrailBlazer team that finished 41-41... and missed the playoffs for like the first time since before Walton played there. That's the closest to a winning season that he's ever seen.

If this is a list of playmakers/pure point guards, then Brevin Knight should be on it.

Speaking of lines that deserve mentioning, Ben Wallace shot twenty-two free throws against the Clippers tonight! ... He only hit seven...

And fuck you right back, buddy.

Yahoo! Sports: Richardson's brother reportedly shot, killed. Damn.

Does Joe really talk like that? Becuase that's hilarious.

I too am confused about the CFC; I thought that the Semis were supposed to be on Smarkdown?

As I recall (and my pops is a Hawks fan; folks live in Riverdale), the talk about Diaw was that the Hawks management saw Diaw as a player with talent, but no heart.

If so, it must have been before you guys moved over from IGN; looking back through the archives, I found: 2002 - The SWF Holds Down Christmas 2003 - Twas the Fight Before Christmas 2004 - Slay Ride

"Hell Freezes Over"

I saw Big Show pick up the ring once; does that count?

I'll just say this, and then consider the matter dropped: if "pointless negativity" inspires these kind of responses from you, then I'm not the only one here who "sucks at message boarding." And, Placebo Effect... kindly fuck off. kthxbye.