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This has been done a hundred times, but what the hell. Despite the fact it could never have existed had more influential horror films come before it, Scream is, by far, the most terrifying movie I've ever seen. I was only 11 years old when I first saw it, and was looking over my shoulder whenever I was alone for about 6 months after it. Just a brilliant, clever movie. UYI

Summerslam '01 had 'The Fight Song' by Marilyn Manson. It rocked. UYI

Pfft, you're livin' in the past, monkey. We feed criminals to hordes of Koalas now. UYI

Do what, exactly?

Exactly - Goldberg's nothing but an empty shirt who's only in it because he couldn't cut it in Football, and thinks that it's a good gig because of the paycheque. Fuck him. Goldberg has stated on what seems hundreds of occasions that he is in wrestling for two things: money and charity work. Goldberg loves visiting sick kids who happen to be his fans and trying to make their lives easier. He also donates a fair share of cash to charity every year. Be sure to educate your opinion next time you decide to lash out at someone. UYI

iB is the real deal. Every American I've come across here knows jack all about Australia, and this guy has been speaking about certain areas of Queensland where he resides etc. Generalisation or not, I've yet to come across anyone to prove me wrong. The fact that he isn't a joke makes it all that more sad. UYI

Can't ANYONE stay retired without being crippled first in the process? ANYONE!? *sigh* I love DDP as much as the next guy, but this is a bad move. UYI

I always thought RAW was great when Goldberg was on. UYI

I also heard that Vince was negotiating a contract with Goldberg that involves him working fewer dates. Time will tell. UYI

I'm exactly the same. I get really uncomfortable when I'm stuck in a crowd of people, espicially when its in the dark and I cannot see what they're doing. I have paranoia issues, and bad ones. UYI

I'd forgotten how cool Booker looks with the WCW Heavyweight Title around his waist. Yep, sure won't happen again. UYI

This was quite an entertaining read.

That PM from caboose was sent to me on July 1st, 2002. UYI

Mine is from caboose, and isn't particularly interesting at all. T'was back in my Respect The 'Taker days. UYI

Go on, Vince. Take my money. Take it all. UYI

It would be great, however if this does in fact turn out to be some form of prequel, I'm going to feel a tad cheated. The ending of Metal Gear 2 is so complex and impossible to follow that it desperately needs another installment of the MG series to come along and explain it all for us. It'd be great to learn about the history of Solid Snake, however I don't really feel like waiting another 4 or 5 years until I find out what actually happend after Metal Gear 2. UYI

Indeed. Acting out the Vamp throat slash scene from MGS2 will be quite awesome. UYI

I liked the match too, but it's easily nowhere near ****1/2 though. I would say like ***1/4 at the highest...... Considering one of them had a all but broken back, and the other's neck was so screwed that they were probably legally disabled, they pulled off a fucking unreal match. I was literally on the edge of my seat the whole time. Being a huge HBK mark, I of course wanted Shawn to win, and I think I'm about the only one who did. UYI How can anyone still like Shawn Michaels from his 1996-98 run? Holding people down like he's Hulk Hogan and basically refusing to job to pretty much anyone. Because he was the real-life Steve Austin, on and off screen. He was a cocky bastard who knew exactly how good he was. Super Heel HBK from that era is one of the greatest heel characters of all time, hands down. UYI

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Did you start watching wrestling yesterday or something? It isn't exactly uncommon for wrestlers to work through seemingly serious injuries just so they can continue on with a promotional push they are recieving, or even just to continue wrestling. And I didn't say start the feud with EddIE now, I said it would a good promotional move to look into in the near future, as Eddie is over as all hell and Booker can play a good heel when he wants to. UYI

More information has been revealed on the game, as well as a few more screens: For more screens and movies, head over to IGN.com UYI

He has way too much going for him now and way too much money on the horizon for him to retire yet. There is an abundance of feuds he can go into on Smackdown!, including a high profile one with Eddie Guerrero should they need a serious contender to the title. Don't expect Booker to retire just yet. UYI

So does this make me and Kev the only two who actually dig Bob Sapp?

April Fools Day is great fun for people who arn't complete and utter dumbshits. Just saying, is all. UYI