Use Your Illusion

Thanks for clearing that up, sonny.

"I win again! You are player number 3to have chosen Finch from Just Shoot Me. I knew you were Finch from Just Shoot Mefrom the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck." Arrogant bastard.

A MAN WAS MURDERED! What's the worst thing about all of this? No-one fucking cares. Well done, Vince. UYI

Just two questions. Who's Carlos Pesina? And how is Blaze a reference to MK 2? As mentioned earlier, the firey figure on the Pit stage in Mortal Kombat II has been rumoured to be a secret character for years - Blaze is a tribute to this, much like Ermac, he was more of a creation of the fans than anyone else. Carlos Pesina, as far as I know, is the martial artist that did the motion captures (hence the name Mokap) for MK:DAlliance. UYI

So did anyone where actually watch the show live? (not that there is any other way you could of seen it unless someone taped it for you) UYI

THAT'S NOT VERY NICE

Ohhh, how kinky.

Whether Christ appeared to both in visions beforehand or there was some cosmic disturbance in the air, something clicked and made Steiner/Goldberg one awesome fucking match. Stiff as all hell and just a good, old fashioned, tough brawl. Great, great stuff. UYI

Start dancing, Kotz.

Hoff wants to sleep with you.

Where's the Hermit pic?

If people are telling you that you look like fucking Affleck, then it's already time for a facejob of Michael Jackson proportions. You look more like Adam Sandler to me. The drunken truckie version. UYI

Preach on!

You don't look like Alec Baldwin. At all. UYI

You missed the joke I guess. I was mocking how SK did that in a lot of his old rants. Thanks for jumping to conclussions. Concluss you, I will, I will. UYI

I agree. I can see him putting on a shiny, black leather jacket, slicking his hair back, and going the Rick Martel route. After all, he also does have that cockiness. Dupree did get THE DANCE~! from Rick Martel. And he changed his tights since coming over to Smackdown to pink, Martel-esque ones. Maybe WWE can even get Martel back as a manager... I'm quite fond of this notion.

Blaze is pretty fuckin' badass too. Mokap is, well....certainly original. For 'whipped-up-at-the-last-second' bonus characters, they're really cool. UYI

Um....that joke only worked with WCW, and SK is the only idiot I know who bothers to use it anymore. But then, I'm not surprised. UYI

I've no clue as to why HHH/Shelton was even considered, but none the less - my vote goes to his match with Shawn on the final RAW of 2003. UYI

Who *isn't* a rung or five above Grenier though? I sincerely hope the French Phenom dethrones Cena (who they obviously need doing bigger and better things at the moment) and goes all Lance Storm circa 2000 - renaming the belt the French World Title. Greatness. UYI

You know, you really irritate me, Tawren, what with your store bought hair-cut and all. ....sorry, I've been drinking again. UYI

Fifi deserves a bigger singles push. She'd draw more main eventing with Eddie than Bradshaw would.

This guy is clearly the only redeeming quality left in the already rotting corpse that is Smackdown!, not to mention being able to make a tired, over-used gimmick work, and work well. He's obviously not ready for anything too huge just yet, but in a couple of years if this guy isn't main eventing pay-per views then I will be greatly surprised. He matches the image that Vince loves to jerk off over and just plain owns every part of Smackdown!. I demand more recognition. UYI

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