Use Your Illusion

Slang term for "cut me some slack". Appropriate, no? Aye, when it's warranted. Thanks

I can no longer post. I read another 909 post and was crushed by the irony. It's been fun, kids.

The hell does 'slacklet' mean, anyway?

I'd say Kahran, Mik. He was looking at this thread just a few moments before it happend.

Blasphemy!

That's like a priest telling a child predator he's going to hell.

Then shut up.

Yes.

slacket, get a fucking life, will you. Lemmy, you're genius, the seniority here loves you. You're not going anywhere.

Before they throw the belt at him, maybe they should, you know, PUT HIM ON TV. I don't think a title run is necessary for Taker, he's had a fantastic career and no quickie title run is going to change that. I think he should get back in the ring, have a few feuds with some of the Smackdown! guys then hang his boots up at the end of the year, as many believe he will do. UYI

How old is Angelslayer...?

I'm with Zsasz, it wouldn't of been realistic to have Flair go over, nor would it have been worth the sacrifice. To be honest, I really, really, really liked the HBK/Benoit/Helmsley feud this year for Wrestlemania. It's arguable whether or not it could be considered truly *great*, but when I first heard about it, I was initially turned off. However, after seeing the awesome on-screen chemistry of all three, I was totally drawn in. Randy/Foley had quite the build up too. UYI

The Taker mark inside of me loves you, Deon.

They are. Kangaroos are everywhere.

Do you have banning powers, FS?

Oh, sure it does. Like that time I told you that there were no Easter Eggs on the Monday Night Wars DVD and you threatend to hunt me down? Right off your shoulder.

That's what you say to defend yourself?

He'd probably be a tie in with Aerosmith, however now that I think about it, MJ should probably be at number 5 for me. Never fear, MJ is still King in UYI land.

Source? Sounds like trash to me.

Isn't the general concensus was that tag team wrestling was invented in Australia? I'm about 90% sure it wasn't, but it was certainly made popular here. Kind of like us claiming Mel Gibson is ours, when really he isn't at all. UYI

Super-Mega-Cocky Heel HBK is outright the most hateable motherfucker I've ever seen in a wrestling ring. I, of course, loved him during this time as I've always cheered for the heels, but his work was amazing. Bret is a fucking cool heel too. UYI

Amatuer. Why not God?

Threating to 'track' someone down if they don't bow before someone's demands is ban worthy. We've kept him around long enough.

And your major is, specifically?