Use Your Illusion

I already stated my reasons and I'm not going to repeat myself. - Deon Where, exactly?

Because Goldust was better than Rico in every possible way.

Dawson. I happen to find Katie Holmes the most attractive female on the planet, and frequently compare current girlfriends etc., to her, however mostly in jest. So someone made a connection and it's stuck. UYI

Wrong again, buddy. What exactly has RICO done that's been worthwhile? Don't bother. If the guy cannot even support his claims and simply says "No, you're wrong", then he doesn't have an argument at all. Rico's an overrated piece of horseshit. UYI

yea well it happens when Foley commits suicide to get someone over they go right to the top. alla HHH Your point? Orton busted his sorry ass tonight and proved to me that he's serious about what he's in there doing. He can only get better from here. And since when has Foley *not* been killing himself? UYI

Orton should be red hot tomorrow night coming off that match with Foley. I don't see why he shouldn't go straight into a feud with Benoit, it can only do his career more good. UYI

Orton/Benoit?

Orton/Foley was the best damn fucking brawl I've seen in a *long* time. Kudos to both, and if that doesn't make Orton a star, nothing will. *AWESOME* finish to the three-way, everything was done right. Thumbs up, way up. UYI

I'd like to give a shout out to myself for reading this.

Mug someone. UYI

I couldn't agree more. Not to mention, Foley wrestled his sorry ass off for Shawn Michaels at Mind Games, IYH 1996. However, Foley still isn't even in the same league as Flair, not even remotely close, and, as mentioned earlier, they wrestle two different styles, so it isn't fair to compare the two. Calling Triple H the best wrestler alive today is like taking a DVD of Benoit's life work and breaking it in his face. HHH has been working his ass off recently and I've always been a fan of him when he is motivated and works hard, but that still doesn't make him a better *wrestler* than guys like Benoit, Guerrero & Michaels. The HBK love is warranted, though. UYI

By bluechipper, you mean 'useless dolt', right?

Uganda.

He needs the 'Narcissist Girls', ala WMIX, with their mirrors and pyro etc. *That* would be awesome. At least until the bell rung. UYI

BBCW, you need to familiarise yourself with sarcasim.

Isn't it great how Haas jobs to Rico on a worthless SD! match while Shelton goes over Triple H clean in a RAW main event, and will be facing Ric Flair at a Pay-Per-View? I always felt Haas was holding back Shelton's star potential anyway. UYI

It will undoubtably be released on some compilation sooner or later, be that a Triple H DVD or another installment of HBK's finest. I was fortunate enough to remember to hit record as both guys were making their entrances, so I can watch it whenever I want to. UYI

The guy who does Mr.Burn's voice (he also does several others) was on a talk show here in Australia and said that it was due to financial reasons that MJ didn't sing.

T'was in jest.

Probably my favourite TV match outside of HBK & Austin vs Owen & Bulldog. Really, really hot match with a finish that had me leaping around my living room. At least for 5 seconds. UYI

So who here thinks Matt Morgan will be the next Steve Austin? A lot think so, you know.

This is fucking retarded. Who or what wants this worthless fucking idiot around here, seriously? The redeeming quality of this thread is zero and the thought put into it rivals the wit of a brick wall. Fucking ban him. Now. UYI

Shut up, yank. Sorry, it's the best I have in defence of Australia. We're all really sorry. Really. UYI

DON'T GET HIM STARTED!

Really, it's a message board. We're not applying for federal grants here... WE ARN'T!?!? *leaves Smart Marks forever*