Use Your Illusion

I'll do the honors, alf. Shut up.

Dope Kettle Booker T

I only found out recently that Michael actually did the voice (not the singing however) for his character in Stark Raving Dad. Apparently, he had hand-picked someone who sounded like him to sing for him, as the producers could not afford to have Jackson do both talking and singing roles. I always thought both were impersonated. UYI

Beer.

Feel free to get rid of Memphis, my alter-ego. That one is dead and buried. We need more MJ fans here, and bad. No pun intended. UYI

I picked 'You Took The Words Right Out Of My Mouth', simply because it's an unhateable song and sounds amazing, espicially when you consider the year it was actually produced. I've actually been listening to that album a lot myself too, and there really isn't a bad song on the CD at all. UYI

He's getting you awfully wound up, CWM. Sure he isn't the one pulling the strings here?

Can someone explain to me why he has 'Jeff Hardy' under his username? UYI

You Toowoomba folk are the most unrefined bunch of barbarians I've ever encountered, and I've conversed with Agent of Oblivion & IDRM. UYI

The fuck is 'turtling'?

My fave is the one with Michael Jackson in it. It has some witty title that escapes me now. UYI

He used it to beat Chris Benoit in their SD! Main Event match, however I cannot recall him using it after that. Seems like forever ago. UYI

Perhaps Fatalities would be disabled while fighting Kang, if in fact you can. However, Quan Chi & Shang Tsung would be capable of 'killing' a ghost, for want of a better term. Exorcising, maybe. UYI

So does Kira replace Kano? Or will we get Kano & Kira ala Frost & Sub-Zero, like in DA?

^^^ So WCW. UYI

19, who wants to fuck?

I wish!! That's this guy I went to high school with. We all suspected he was gay. We were right. He's hot.

I don't know, but some Easter Bunny fatalities could be pretty fucking awesome. UYI

And what a fine outing he had. Botched his entrance, *twice*, and had about 1 minute of in-ring time. Poor Ultimo. UYI

Must have a lot of male friends. I can't think of anything cooler than just chillin' over at my friends place, drinking and playing video games, on those nights where you just don't feel like going out. UYI

The second RAW IS Owen started I began crying. I didn't stop until Steve Austin came out and toasted the vison of Owen on the TitanTron. Legit, I was that overcome. Being a Bret fanboy probably had a lot to do with it. UYI

The hell!? Sakura, do you have half of your fucking house dedicated to storing video games or something? Your gaming library sounds massive, to the point where I'm surprised to can afford to live and have that many games. All that shit couldn't of been cheap. UYI

TANYA!? God, I hope not. It was only so long before someone laid down their guns and said 'let's do Mortal Kombat vs Street Fighter', but I don't see MK:Deception as being, obviously. Interesting none the less.

Johnny Ace - You know, that guy who had all those awesome matches with Rey Mysterio in WCW. Vince - Rey who?

so that means..... FERTIG~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~! nevermind the shitty booking..... lets all mark for Fertig! Oh LOL!!!11, that joke sure ain't played or anything. UYI