I don't bake very well. Cooking I do fine with, but baking... unless it's like cupcakes, muffins or brownies, it will suck.
Pie I can't do for shit unfortunately and I love pie.
Way to not take responsibility.
"Hey kids? Get knocked up at 16? Give it to your mom so you can continue your life!"
Edit: I also understand the point that it may be better for her mom to raise the kid but I don't necessarily buy that.
The PSP sucks for web browsing from what I hear, the Archos I can't see any pics of the web browser to see if it's super contained or not.
Have you considered an iPod Touch?
Before heading to the straight razor route, try one of the old school safety razors. A good boar brush and one of them can lead to a better shave and cheaper than like a Mach 5 and such.
http://www.classicshaving.com is a good spot to start.