Giuseppe Zangara

The only time I ever noticed him was however long ago when he was always telling people to suck his dick. I think "suck my dick" counted for a solid 60% of his posts.

When and why did King become popular?

I like Goats Head Soup. Some duds, sure, but there's some classics on it. Closing Time remains my favorite Waits album from the 70s; for all the virtures of those that followed, a lot of his lounge lizard work was interchangeable.

Am I going to die? I had a pretty bad episode last night, but I'm feeling comparatively fine today. The chest pain is there, but tolerable.

Let's talk about good albums from 1973. Open for discussion: Stevie Wonder - Innervisions Todd Rundgren - A Wizard, A True Star Can - Future Days New York Dolls - s/t David Bowie - Aladdin Sane Roxy Music - For Your Pleasure Roxy Music - Stranded Bryan Ferry - These Foolish Things Brian Eno - Here Come the Warm Jets Genesis - Selling England By the Pound King Crimson - Larks' Tongues in Aspic Feel free to add more!

Man, fuck this. I can't cough without it feeling like someone is stepping on my chest. Keep me company, guys.

Wasn't Laz still in high school at the time of that thread

Sensei John Kreese puttin' the bop on two people consecutively.

I'm no more a fan of this band than Czech. Plus, he was like four when GNR were huge, so of course he is at a loss as to why some people are still interested in this album. He's not in the minority, either; I'm sure there are college kids all across the country that get pumped when "Paradise City" comes up on shuffle at whatever bro-tastic party they're at, but that doesn't mean they care about or even know of Chinese Democracy. You and I have discussed this before, Kreese.

The mystique is easily explainable. Volatile frontman for a band that was once one of the biggest rock bands around basically becomes a recluse—people love crazy—takes an eternity to make a new album, occasionally punctuating the silence with a new song or some live shows or talk of "this year will really be the year, I swear," just to keep up public interest and speculation. It's fascinating.

Or, you can just open a new window and paste the link below. http://www.angelfire.com/rebellion2/frontl...ling/laz/27.jpg

It'd be neat if the final product was just a slim 10 tracks and a less than 50-minute length, but, given Rose's ego and the interminable wait for this album and the public's preference of quantity over quality, Chinese Democracy will probably have 15 or 16 songs, with a total running time of 78 minutes.

I don't get why there's allegedly such hemming and hawing over how to market this album. As Kreese alluded to, unless there's some rock radio-friendly singles, the only real way to promote a new GNR album is to say "hey, at long last here's the GNR album." Play up the "forever in the making" angle. There's no way this album will turn a profit, so they may as well have some fun with it. Axl likely takes himself too seriously for that, however.

Send a before-and-after of your weightlifting plan to the INS. Just send Matt Young over there to kick their asses.

I'd still plow Britney. Anyone who says he wouldn't is a goddamned liar.

I'm downloading this even though I wasn't at all serious about wanting to hear YKTR.

Man, I had a number of serious, unironic wank sessions in the late 90s involving Britney Spears. I don't think it's anything to be ashamed of.

Oh, I was hoping that string of images led to a sendspace link of Y Kant Tori Read. I'd gladly give you Pantera's Metal Magic in exchange.

This post was worth the lengthy amount of time I saw KOAB's name italicized at the bottom of the thread.

I'd still fuck her, though that isn't saying much.

Years ago, it was hotly debated amongst my friends whether Tori Amos was sexy, solely based on the way she would grind on her piano stool when playing live. I, alone, voted no.

I like "Cornflake Girl," but don't let that get out. I don't wanna lose cred.

Nice hairline, al. You balding faggot.

Axl Rose will die before this album is released.