The Czech Republic

Oakland vs. Seattle was big. Especially during the 80's. But wouldn't it have been Los Angeles and Seattle? Tangent question: When they showed the scores with the city abbreviations, like CHI or SEA or BAL or what have you, how did they write it out for the Rams and Raiders? You've got NYJ and NYG for the Jets and Giants, but you can't do LAR and LAR because that's obvious. LAA and LAN for AFC's Raiders and NFC's Rams? I didn't watch much football when L.A. had teams.

What would've been a really awesome Street Fighter II would've been if when they made Super, they used the Alpha deal of having each of the 16 have their own unique path through the opponents and have Akuma as a non-playable boss. Bison is lame. Also: un-Soviet the Zangief stage.

So here one is. I can't let my peeps down. Discuss the show I forgot to preview right hereabouts.

Hey, do you guys like my new whole general motif? I felt it was time to retire Thomas and Lethal Word Guy.

Oh great, another Confidential telecast that requires me making a run to Barnes & Noble. Last time, (Bradshaw) I had to get my Dumbshit-to-English dictionary.

I beat you to it by mere minutes, nay, seconds.

What was? I missed it. By the way, it would be funny/sad if I accidentally posted this on a Friday or Sunday

Great work, Rob. The only problem with the Booking Report is a small cosmetic one, that being sometimes it's hard to read the Smackdown blue text on the teal-green background unless you really focus on it.

I learned from this thread that "cocksmith" is tragically under-used in my vocabulary.

And then Cena is replaced by Shawn Michaels at the last minute. What exactly WAS the excuse there from WWE? I know King was in legal trouble but what excuse did they come up with? Lawler chickened out? sick? missed flight? paid Shawn off? I want to say the cop-out was Lawler knew he was better than the Harts so he let Michaels get the match, but don't quote me.

Except Bobby Heenan is funny and Bill Walton is just an ass.

More like the Tony Schiavone of basketball.

Birthday present is decided.

That was awesome. Flair needs to do The Who impressions more often. Evolution should all do Who impressions! Flair can be Pete Townshend, and HHH can be Roger Daltrey. Randy Orton should do Keith Moon.

27! I win! But I've gotta keep Reachin' For Reagan and getting my score up.

I think that Banky should be a moderator. I also think that ex-convicts should be able to vote.

The German track stars said "veranda relay race!"

haha, maybe he said "let me see that thong" and she didn't so he shot her, lol! i think that's because she had dumps like a truck so he shot her truck, lol2003! that sisqo is funny but i liked disqo better hahahaha

I just watched that episode! It's a really old one, where Marge goes to prom with Artie. I think it's along the lines of, "Whenever I do something, part of me says yes and part of me says no. How could the one thing in my life that I've ever been sure about be wrong?" Pretty profound for teenage Homer if you ask me.

Your answer for everything is to get laid you dirty slut. You get ass hair stuck in your teeth and call her dirty?!?

Yeah, but then you have players like Ichiro and Yao Ming in other sports coming in and being huge fan favourites, so I don't know how much water that theory holds. I'd base it on how well a typical ignorant American can locate the country of origin. China? Yes. Japan? Sure. Slovenia? Good luck. Estonia? Gotta be kidding me. Russia is the exception, but they're inaccessible because their names are so freaking hard, and still to this day, some people "don't like those Commies."

In regards to the eternal debate of high score vs. low score: Both have their merits, but I don't want to see one or the other all the time. A low-scoring game in which the goaltenders are standing on their heads fending off all sorts of scoring opportunities for the better part of sixty minutes is entertaining. Watching endless stalling in the neutral zone after a fluke goal is not. Watching the best snipers in the league send the puck into the net time after time on both teams is entertaining. Watching the goaltenders slack off and just let everything in like a sieve as you said, is not. I'm not a Typical American High-Score Junkie, I can appreciate a 0-0 tie forty-five minutes into the game. But I'm not going to "mark out for the trap" like Bob Barron. Seriously, that's weird: ::June, 1995, Bob and others are watching the Devils bore their way to the Cup:: (bored by Jersey's trap) "What is this? They're not doing anything. This game sucks." (transfixed to the screen) "HOLY CRAP, GUYS.....HOOOOOO-LY CRAP!" In regard to the WHA being XFL-like, they should learn from Vince's mistakes and simply make small changes and nothing too radical. Keep it at five skaters, play on regular or international ice, I don't care, but no touch-free icing. And don't rely on goons and marketing the players, or gimmicked camera angles, and so forth. If they can give us a product with quality akin to the 1980s NHL, or even the early 90s, I'll be happy. I don't know where I stand on the salary cap. We need a happy medium between the NHL and NFL. Even though I'm not crazy about the same few teams running everything, it gets hard for me to follow the NFL because everything is just too ebb-and-flow with teams. In conclusion, fuck the Devils.

RIAA pushed me into a puddle of mud! (Which isn't as bad as listening to Puddle Of Mudd.) And on the last day of school before Christmas vacation, TheMikeSC raised his hand and said "Mrs. Albright, you forgot to give us homework!"

Africa's backward cultural rituals are so entrenched that all the Peace Corps presentations involving bananas and condoms won't save them. Of course bananas and condom presentations aren't exactly stopping things here either.,

Before I clicked the link I thought she got raped at an Andy Warhol exhibit and was traumatized in that regard. But yeah "the dentist that specializes in teeth" was good for a laugh.