The Czech Republic

Yeah...that's the ticket.

How could we forget: Hogan And The Stalling Motorcycle Of Doom

Seriously: Rob Van Dam shows up on Smackdown in a blue SD! shirt, explaining that his career is in a dead end on Raw, and he wants upward mobility. John Cena comes out and says RVD can't step on his turf, so Stephanie says that if RVD wins, she'll try her best to work out a trade. RVD beats Cena and is congratulated by members of the SD locker room, welcoming him to the show. On the next Raw, Bischoff is not pleased. He says that RVD is stuck on Raw, and punishes him with matches against Mark Henry and Test. However, Austin comes out, and says that if RVD doesn't want to work for them, then they should respect his desire to gain upward mobility...after all, Stone Cold didn't become Stone Cold until he found a new place to work. Austin thanks RVD for everything and lets him go to Smackdown. Grabbing for straws, a desperate Bischoff tries to bring up the trade clause, when Austin unveils he has indeed made a trade, as Undertaker shows up on Raw.

But they'll never be able to explain why he has to be a butler!

Men On A Mission accidentally defeat the Quebecers for the titles when Mabel crushes Jacques who physically cannot kick out. Goldberg in a broom closet.

Oh, how I love The Division Bell. What an album. "Keep Talking" is great and "High Hopes" is even greater. It has a Stairway feel now and then, but I just love that song.

Stalking over the plains, swinging gilded boxing gloves, cometh Triple H! And he gives an ominous grunt: "I'm going to contort you until Western Civilization implodes!!!"

I think if God had something important to say, you know, like "Indians are displaced Jews, despite evidence to the contrary, oh and the Bible is false so let me send an angel down to give you the real story," he'd tell the pope, or the patriarch, or some high-ranking Protestant ministers, or some very pious rabbis. Not some poorly-educated guy from the lowly United States.

Thanks a fat lot for beating me to Breakfast Club. Refresh my memory: what does the guy have elephantisis of in the TBS edit? It's not his balls riding shotgun.

Thanks for posting in my Ask thread. You validate me as person. Well the difference is that your thread is funny whereas this is just an excuse to say "Banky is teh best" and such drivel.

Representing the green team we have: Billy Gunn vs. Doug Basham WGTT~! vs. A Masturbation Advocate and an Ass-Raping Enthusiast Invariably some other matches involving jobbers, hopefully one of which jobs to Ultimo Dragon. Plus SmackDown RecapDown. Representing the orange team: Kurt Angle goes to the Big Easy for amateur wrestling. A special look at Bubba Ray Dudley's diary. Insert your own jokes. An up-close look at Scott Steiner's debut. IIRC, his debut involved Stephanie lying on a table with her legs spread. Which team will win the Battle Of Velocidential? 2ne in 2night!

Yes. Yes he did. Then Tazz said "BOOOOOOOOP, that's the sound it makes when your areolae get smashed." That was the most bizarre interchange in a looooooong time.

No prob, just change "Helmsley" to "Entertainment" because after all, that's a better description anyway! So there! Get the H Out!

Did they say anything about Miller's whereabouts?

Tinley Park, IL has a Tweeter Center as well. And here I thought it was the only one.

Animals? Bah. It's a three-way tie between Dark Side, WWYH, and The Wall. Also, Obscured By Clouds is deceptively awesome.

Where has Cat gone? Don't leave us Cat! Gunn's haircut sucks

Ooh, Tazz on color. Ernest Miller should just attempt to wrestle.

So who is this mysterious Ecto Cooler guy? He just sort of showed up and started being retro. Even his name is retro. Is this just a new guy, or am I not in on something?

We! Are! We are VR, Virtual Reality Troopers! 3-4! Virtual Reality Troopers!

Thems was the days, thems was. I will maintain that Wales-->Adams/Patrick and Campbell-->Smythe/Norris was the way to go, to separate it from the other three leagues.

Hmm. Rue. Gotta hand it to Trish Stratus for keeping her last name. Je marche sur la rue.

Can we stop with the ego-stroke threads? Please?