With WWE's creative team, I can see it now:
Teddy Long: "Hey Torrie, I want to see you in my office. This is very important to your future employment."
Torrie Wilson: "uh ok!"
Teddy Long: "Okay, now that you're here, good. I want to give you the Shocker."
Torrie Wilson: "WHAT?!?!?"
Teddy Long: "Oh yeah. Once I give you the Shocker, you are never going to be the same."
Torrie Wilson: "I'm gonna te..."
Teddy Long: "Come on out here!"
(Enter Shocker, stage right.)
Shocker: "Hola."
Teddy Long: "Torrie, meet the Shocker. I hand-picked you to manage him to a Cruiserweight title victory. I think this could be big for both of you. Thanks for stopping by."