The Czech Republic

But steroids affect muscles, that's why we see death from an enlarged heart and things like that. Glands and muscles are where we'd see steroid effects, not the liver.

Once the Redskins were wearing maroon pants with solid maroon socks and they looked like black men with no pants on.

Big 10 hoops hasn't been good in years. Illinois, and Michigan St. are the only real Top 25 teams. Sorry, but Iowa needs to prove it the whole season. You should? It's a great game, and opinions on the playoff shouldn't stop you from enjoying the game. I don't think the Big Ten is that bad. But I'm saying those two conferences because I watch Illinois games, and whatever ACC stuff shows up nationally.

I'm glad we got Hollandsworth for half of left field with Dubois, but he's not Carlos Beltran. And where's the Beltran news? Carlos is like the prettiest girl in school that nobody asks out because they don't think they're up to it.

Cowboys do it for superstition/history Dolphins do it to keep cool in Miami for day games Redskins do it because Joe Gibbs likes it

That reminds me of Mark McKinney on the KITH DVD: "I flunked out of the University of Newfoundland, which if you're Canadian, is really, really funny."

How is it a ripoff? They're not much alike other than the fact that they're arabic. Neither one is Arabic.

I read it as a sperm!

They also show that neither William Shakespeare nor William Golding can write worth shit. Ha yeah why are you reading Lord of the Flies in class if you're 19?? I read that when I was 14.

Wow.

Great, now what will it take to render Brush With Greatness irrelevant?

That's priceless. What's with the overuse of "football" as an adjective in football? A sentence like, "to win this football game, the football team is going to need the football coach to get his football players to pass the football and run the football and get the football in the endzone" is perfectly normal to hear, but come on! Completely redundant. You wouldn't expect winning the football game to come via the basketball team's soccer coach getting his hockey players running the baseball and passing the puck, thereby getting the pit crew in the endzone, so why the unnecessary distinctions? Personally, I think they just love saying the word "football." I guess I can't blame them. To eliminate this problem, I recommend that commentators spend ten minutes before each game bellowing "FOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAAAL!!!!!!!" at the top of their lungs before going on the air so as to quell any urges to say that delightful f-word.

Yes and nothing says "educated" like jumping to conclusions

So is Bill Laimbeer. whoa

It feels like Bulls games are more spread out than other teams'.

This is sad news. But he was a good guy and I'm glad he got a Super Bowl ring, even if it was with those hated Green Bay Packers. Oh and to continue the argument, I see him as a Packer rather than Eagle.

...the fuck?

Hot Topic has fedoras?!? I am so there.

It complements my old stuffed ALF doll. I guess Incandenza and I have something in common after all! Favorite memory: the daughter. She was really pretty. EDIT: In an 80s way.

I suggest a shirt that says: "The Voices In My Head Think You're Dumb"

The finger doesn't line up

American Eagle is less obnoxious to shop at. I like it, and also The Gap!

I know he's had some real soreness in the offseason, but I think he could really break out in Kansas City.

Hey, don't pooh-pooh the Chicago Bulls. We could be looking at a #8 seed here, I mean it. And the fact that the #1 East team barely squeaked past the #7 West team doesn't say much. Either the Heat were slackin' or the Lakers are improving. Hopefully the former.

Back to KC? What, did the league say he can't infect new markets with genital herpes or something?