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It depends on what he does here. If he can get a couple more rings in NY and be a consistant top 5 MVP vote getter over the next three years (maybe more) He could be a Yankee. I hope he stays in New York to rack up some more awards and such: I'd rather see another Yankee in Cooperstown than a MARLIN. EDIT: If being a Yankee in the Hall means they have to win the World Series, never mind. He'll just have to be a Marlin or Dodger then

Sounds good, but Waukesha is a suck city to drive in.

OHHHHH, okay, thanks for clearing that up, I was thinking you were nuts for a second.

It was good, but ruined by "Yeah, more like Let The BOOBIES Hit The Floor!!!", in my opinion.

Oh that's right. Which kid "got into the 60s"? Was that Yeah-Yeah? I think they should do a remake called "Al Keiper's Sandlot," where they never do try to get the ball back from the beast because, shit, that thing has win shares like nobody's business.

Zuh? Which Lakers? You must mean the Magic/Kareem Lakers, as opposed to the Kobe/Shaq Lakers, because if I recall correctly, America rejoiced as the Pistons made the Lakers look like shit.

Well, most of them ARE dorks except for...whats his name. Benny? You had the fat kid, the token black kid, the buck toothed kid with thick glasses who makes out with the lifeguard, the two brothers with the annoying little one, and you have yaya. But yeah, Smalls was uber-annoying, and no one back then didn't know who Babe Ruth was. Hell, everyone now knows who he was at least. Me, I'd hang out with Denis Leary's kid eight days a week, man. But anyway, yeah, everyone but Benny was a total geek in that movie. I bet the kid with the glasses turned out to be a sabermetrician or something.

His side-by-side hitting stats may not look impressive at first, but you have to remember that Petco Park is the most extreme pitchers' park in the Majors. They have to call it Petco Park? Petco Park? PETCO PARK?

Let's buy the team and move it to Portland!

Remember when Velocidential would be like 5 pages? Yeah neither do I.

One of the best Rumbles in terms of not being able to call the winner is 1992. 1992 was the only year in which the match was for the championship. They've gotta find a way to make the match be for the title again, and we'll be set.

STOP SUGGESTING THIS, PEOPLE!!!!! This is like the katillionth time I've read "maybe HHH hit him so hard he got smart." That's like the episode of Small Wonder where the girl gets hit in the head so she gets amnesia, so they hit her in the head again and she's normal again. It doesn't work that way! However, Vicki the robot girl could cut a better promo than Orton.

He's not talking about God, he's talking about the guy in the sound booth that plays his entrance music every time he comes out.

I think "...KAAAANE!" is my favorite new TSM running gag.

Hey! You're wrong!

YOU FUCKING BADASS

I'm there

How about a parade of Bettman, with his head on a stick?

Oh the irony.

I'd imagine that'd be the case, since as great as Patterson has become in centerfield, Beltran is just that much better. You add Beltran, subtract Alou and ignore Sosa, and that's a damn fine outfield. I think Alou, Sosa, Mercker, Farnsworth, Remlinger, Sarge and Baker should be gone. Alou's the only one out of those I think it's going bye-bye next season, though. No. Farnsworth has gotta go after the fan thing. I think his clock ran out. We all seemed to know if long ago, but I'm thinking that Hendry catches on now and cuts Kyle loose, where he will be signed by the Royals and break the all-time record for saves.

Can you give me a brief summary of Australian Rules and how it differs from our football? I've heard nothing but good stuff about AFL.

Press Your Luck guy got kicked off by CBS I think. Then he lost all his money and died. I think Ken should've retired undefeated at 50, a nice even number, no ugly loss, and if it means fewer clean-cut young men in ties pestering me to look up my family history, yay.

When Eric Bischoff first came to run Raw against Smackdown and Steph, there was sort of a weird thing going on: Steph was supposed to be the face and Eric the heel, but since Steph was so annoying, Bischoff actually got some face pops. See, I think his original character was, believe it or not, pretty complex by WWE standards: he was a heel, but he'd do what was best for making Raw better than SmackDown, so even though he was a smarmy asshole, he was committed to running a good show. Then they just watered him way down.

Bischoff: "Oh, that's it, Victoria! Because you keep doing that stupid dance, I'm making you face, tonight...KAAAAANE!" Victoria: Oh no! JR and Lawler: Oh no! Richards: Oh no! Kane: OH YEAH!...um, I mean....heeheehee?

I was pretty sure that 20x20 was the standard for WWF, whereas WCW and ECW were maybe 18x18. Remember, WCW guys couln't adapt to the ropes and bigger canvas. This ain't ballet.