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I think it's vaginas, but I hope it's vaginae.

Some of those are good but some are fine as they are. I agree that General Chat is like the big brother to Hardcore Discussion, though. It's not as relevant as talk in Current Events, but isn't pointless bandwidth-wasting garbage like most of HD. I don't like "Hardcore Discussion" as a title, because it is anything but hardcore. I suggest we simply refer to it as "Folder 17." It's cryptic and cutting-edge. Or not.

But how will we know if HD posts don't count? Then we might inadvertently ban h....oh.

This forum is for general discussion of the SmarkBoard community and "Best/Worst Posters" type of metatextual nonsense. Please note, this is NOT a flaming folder; all flaming goes in the No Holds Barred folder, not here! We haven't been the "SmarkBoard" in years, and No Holds Barred, originally "Flaming," is now Hardcore Discussion, where oddly enough, all of the community-related metatextual nonsense has seemed to have drifted (Gang Warz, crusades to save the board, etc, etc). I guess you could revise the descriptions, but it's cool to see the outdated stuff hangin' by a thread.

It's only fitting that the Extra-Large Super Bowl features the Chicago Bears. Maybe beating the Patriots again. As for XXXIX, I'll say New England and...oh, who cares. Dallas?

I'm waiting for Chicago to make a blockbuster trade. Right now the only block that's getting busted is the one on Waveland, or possibly Sheffield, that's getting pummeled with falling concrete.

"We want the ball, we're gonna score!!!" I HATE YOU MATT HASSELBECK!!!! YOU RUINED EVERYTHING

To hell with these airbrushed masks. Now baseball catchers have them too! I think they should have the old-school face masks again. Cool stuff.

Mark Mulder had to bat...who'd have thought?

I have a bad feeling that we're going to see Meigs Field Revisited now. And this time, it's gonna be REALLY ugly.

I wanted them to go to Norfolk. They can't move to Washington, and here's why:

Say that in a deep voice with a lisp if you dare.

Was that supposed to be poetry? If so, I liked it.

He honks when he laughs?

I'd rather be addicted to sex than drugs. And whoever said The Most Dangerous Game would be even better by hunting today's rockers, agreed: well said. Bring your jogging shoes, Fred Durst.

70. Misuse of WCWSN. Unlimited potential gone to waste.

Who the hell champions Horshu, anyway? Luther Reigns is a stupid name. OH AND BY THE WAY: Scott Keith be damned, it's "handing over the REINS," not the "reigns" of the company.

Trish was behind Mantaur. You know the real reason Paul London was jobbing? Trish.

Someone told me to use sandpaper but I think he was fucking with me.

Crystal Pepsi was great. I feel like MarioLogan dude now.

Solution: 2005 is Detroit 2006 is Pittsburgh 2007 is Kansas City 2008 is Cincinnati 2009 is Anaheim 2010 is Arizona there. That gets the AL in there. And yes, Kauffman Stadium is way underrated. The fountains and everything are cool.

Quit yer whining.

HOW COULD I FORGET THE WRESTLING SHIRTS: "I do it till I'm RAW" and "Put a little SmackDown! on it" "APA: Always Pounding Ass!" "I'll bring the whoopin', you bring the ass!" There are so many. So very many. But these deserve special recognition because they transcend their genre to be some of the worst among all shirts. Yeah Corey you're right, not only did I get the cross wrong, but it was just a stupid skater logo. I was indeed served.

Carmelo actually sorta did the above thing, it was like "and in addition to everyone I thanked, I've really gotta thank...myself, actually, because I pushed me to work out and try hard just as much as anyone else did. So I guess I thank myself for this too." Leon. Heh. "Leon lives in the right now."

Pitch counts are a tool of capitalist pigs! ¡Viva la Revolution!