The Czech Republic

What does this do for Gilmore Girls and SmackDown? Two shows whose names should never, ever, ever be in such close proximity

Um, don't you like Shadows Fall

If only your geography was that good!

Suriname is forgotten between the two Gu(i/y)anas. Good call.

Wait, this isn't an Onion headline? Worth noting is that the Tribune Company is slowly divesting itself of various assets, like part of the WB. They're also looking to sell off the Cubs, having gotten more than a fair return on what they paid for it back in '80 or whatever. Cuban?

hi

What kind of paint is that? I quit.

He's your namesake and you can't remember which retirement you meant?

I could ask you the same thing!

Curry, you're encouraging him to take this in a bad direction.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHH

You're joking.

Tomorrow I'm gonna see how many kids knew Canada had elections.

Every time I hung out with the theater kids, it felt like an orgy could break out at any second.

It makes your urine smell

I think they baleeted it.

Yeah, 1960 was tough for me

Stadium, schmadium. "Arizona Cardinals" is pro football's Instant Punchline.

as if Mole is qualified to judge what's real and what's not

Baleet it.

Some upgrade.

One other factor in this: the Steelers are an old NFL team with a lot of history and playoff appearances in their time. The media is going to focus on them as much as possible, since they're the most recognizable team from the two by a longshot. The media is dumb. Well no shit they're going to focus on the Steelers. You know how if you try to name all the teams in the NFL from memory, you always go "there. got 'em all. no wait, one short. Shit, what is it? AGH THERE'S ONE MORE WHICH FUCKING TEAM DID I FORGET"? That team is the Seahawks

Remind me again why it's my sworn duty to hate John McCain. I think he's a good guy.

What a conundrum he is.