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straight dark brown hair about halfway down my ears. I've been letting some sideburns and stuff grow out since Easter but I've got the play I'm in coming up so that'll have to go. After that I'm contemplating adding some red to my hair and letting it grow more, but then there's graduation, and it's starting to get hot around here now so I might want shorter hair. I've also decided maybe I should stop washing my hair every day. Over spring break I was out of shampoo and conditioner, so I just got my hair sorta wet and that was it, and I actually liked my hair not being so light and feathery from too many washings. To hell with shampoo.

I think everyone can hear a TV on a blank A/V feed, Spiny. IU can always tell when we're watching a video in class when I walk into the classroom without seeing the blue screens on the TVs in the room, because I can hear the HPN.

Can my name be changed to ____________? Yeah. Just blank. That would be trippy.

If -iB- gets banned it'll say --iB--. Hmm.

::Nets advance to play Pistons in second round:: "It's okay! Once they check instant replay to see that Marbury got hit by a folding chair, Commissioner Stern will make the Conference Semi-Finals a triple threat match!! Thanks."

Or does a 0.7 Muta... I don't think there's intestinal bleeding involved. I don't think.

I wondering about something pertaining to the standard of living for members of borderline Christian sects such as the Mormons, Christian Scientists, et al. It seems to me that members of these groups tend to be, on average, more affluent than Catholics and mainline Protestants. Going along with this, they tend to be some of the more intelligent people that I know. (Insert cult joke here.) In all my experiences with knowing people that are pretty well off, invariably some of them, or their neighbors in their expensive neighborhoods, belong to one of these groups. It goes without saying that Mormons own a lot of things in this country, such as radio stations, hotel chains, and more. Also, if you look at their places of worship, you'll notice that they're some very nice buildings. I find the architecture of the CS and LDS buildings that I've seen to be quite aestetically pleasing. With fewer members than the mainlines, they have to be getting these funds from somewhere, and some of it has to be from the members of the church. But to keep up, they must be getting a bigger tithe per person than others. Do you think it's a matter of the religions themselves that lead people to happiness and success? With Mormons and Christian Scientists preaching hard work in addition to clean and conscientious healthy lifestyles, they could be more successful just by virtue of not throwing their lives away through alcohol, cigarettes, and such. With that, they can achieve more in their places of work, hold a better job that yields more income, which makes for a much happier family than the neighbors who have a legitimate religion. So if you haven't guessed, this is something that has been intriguing me, and any insights would be welcome.

is -iB- supposed to be IkonBoard or Invision Board? Maybe he was sent by the forum hosts or however it works to destroy TSM because it's too big.

I know how that is...you have the real thing, and suddenly Taco Bell food is just garbage. My digestive system no-sells (or oversells, however you want to convert it into smark slang) Taco Bell food more often than not, so I stray from it and just stick to White Castle. No, just kidding.

Hey, the Chicago Cubs have history... ...not GOOD history... ...um, well at least you're not getting mocked by a Colorado Rockies fan!

Well, the Orioles will block a DC team. NoCal is oversaturated as it is with the A's and Giants. The state of Florida is oversaturated with Marlins, Rays, and spring training. Portland doesn't want a team. Indianapolis could be interesting, but how ironic it would be to go from one outdated dome not suited for baseball to another. Norfolk/Virginia Beach is an untapped market of about 1.3 million, with a decent AAA park right on the coast that could get them through a couple years while they expand it or build a new park, probably a Harbor Park II to keep capitalizing on the ocean beyond the outfield. The Orioles have no problem with it. JUST PLEASE NO SAN JUAN.

Move over Cubs, move over Red Sox. The Yankees are here, with "The Curse of the Punkin-Head."

I think there's more radio coverage than television coverage for a lot of teams. I know this is true for the Hawks...the old WMAQ, whatever it's called now, they do a decent job with Pat Foley and Bob Probert. Yeah that Bob Probert.

Now you've crossed the line.

And that's saying a lot! I kid: Gretzky comes off as a smart guy. I was referring to the Tie Domis of the world.

Is there a Kiss-Cam at Yankee Stadium? If not, there should be one to go with my Hank Yankee cartoon uniforms, FieldTurf, and propellers on the caps.

The Kane in Spain no-sells gently on the plain. But who will represent Hippo Island? Rikishi? Sufficient.

Banky and CWM just had the best 1-2 punch of Choken bashing I've ever seen. Nice. Very nice. Personally I want to know why he's posting so much instead of sitting outside his mansion by the pool in his Armani suit with his beautiful wife at his side. Or...working.

The Kane in Spain no-sells gently on the plain. But who will represent Hippo Island?

I was told that racist Britons used to play a game called "Whack-a-Paki" which despite the humorous name has gotta be pretty awful.

When is somebody going to hail from Deepest, Darkest, Africa again? It's gotta be Jindrak/Long, or a new wrestling version of Paddington Bear.

Where they wear hats on their feet and hamburgers eat people. Other potential locations: You are gay Disputed Zone

Well, he shouldn't--he's been in the pros since 1999.

Restroom facilities? Don't forget a gift shop!

Well, I've gotta hold up to my end of the bargain. (points, laughs)