The Czech Republic

The Oilers are giving me ulcers. Down 2-1 with about 14 left in the 2nd.

Face it, it doesn't matter if your gas is $1.87, people dig green stations.

Spring forward, fall back, unless you're in Indiana, where I forgot what the hell you do. Anyone? Agent Of Oblivion? I'm going from Central Standard to Central Daylight myself. As for the board, what it does is anyone's guess.

I've seen whores do less whoring than this

::spears Anglesault::

I actually saw one of Jeff Jarrett's guitars lying around somewhere. I looked at it funny and it exploded.

World Series 2003: HER FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY! I thought it was his father? I think it was her father that was the district attorney.

1980s World Series winners: Phillies, Dodgers, Cardinals, Orioles,Tigers, Royals, Mets, Twins, Dodgers, A's. Quite an ecletic assortment of teams...feels like the 2000s.

"New York Nets" rolls off the tongue better.

Sure as hell didn't get Gretzky anywhere

If they came three years later they'd fit right in!

Well judging from his use of "jabroni" and name-dropping several wrestlers, he is a wrestling mark. Probably a smart mark. Woody Paige, you're welcome at TSM any time. If they move to Bristol, that means Stat Boy is NEVER coming back! Awwwwwww

I think today we can close the offseason thread, because two regular season games have been played and Opening Day is tomorrow. Never mind that it's neither the season opening, nor day. And there will NOT be a OAO MLB Season thread. NO!

World Series 2003: HER FATHER IS THE DISTRICT ATTORNEY!

Bah. I like NY Nets better. Only the Dodgers can claim Brooklyn. They'd be wise to claim all of New York so as not to exclude

You think you've got it bad I put mine on Iverson

In honor of The Upright Man, a PM he sent me on 19 Sep 03: "What do you think of me?" I think you're great, Upright Man. I think you're great indeed.

When do they become the New York Nets again, next season or the one after that?

More playoff fun: If St. Louis beats Nashville the Blues are in and the Oilers must tie, OTL, or win against the Canucks. If Vancouver beats Edmonton the Canucks get the division and the Oilers are through. If Colorado beats Nashville the Avs get the division, the Oilers are in, and the Preds are out.

If Nashville makes it in, we're all doomed. Think Carolina/Anaheim. Run.

So you see a 7 Nashville? ha

I can see the Oilers at least dragging the Red Wings to seven. Whether they win or lose, who knows, but I can see a nice non-Dallas series there

Keep it there for decoration but don't let it mean anything

Regular: Golden State Warriors: Hardaway/Mullin Utah Jazz: Stockton/Malone Chicago Bulls: Pippen/Grant Tournament Edition: Utah Jazz: Stockton/Hornacek/Malone Chicago Bulls: Pippen/Kukoc/Armstrong

If it gets canceled down the road, then they those two should defiently get a show. They seem like friends in real life, just like Tony/Wilbon. it seems like Woody thinks Jay is an idiot.. just from how he reacts to some of Moronotti's statements WOODY PAIGE thinks Jay is an idiot? Whatevs. Yeah I said "whatevs."