The Czech Republic

I remember a Mad Magazine from like 1997 that had "Martha Stewart's Cell Decorating Tips" with "how to make your own 8' by 10' castle." It involved decorating your cellmate, making toilet cozies, etc. Whoulda thunk it.

^ combines the greatness of KotR and the WCW hotline, 909-9900, that's 1-900-909-9900.

Kotzenjunge! Come on Kotzenjunge! Where are you? Stab me, Kotzenjunge! Hey Kotzenjunge, do your worst! KOTZENJUNGE!!!!

Pink Floyd is a phenomenal band, to say the least. They're popular for a reason.

Them's fighting words.

I got the lead role of Matthew Harrison Brady in my school's production of Inherit the Wind. I shall be a loud outspoken conservative who fights the concept of evolution...to his death~! This is the best role I've ever gotten in any show, and look forward to it very much. And hopefully I won't whine and bitch about being held down or other such nonsense...

Well the last fight in a strip club destroyed the Blackhawks' future...maybe this one will set them straight?

^ is a Guns and Roses fan, which is cooler than being a Creed fan

No Rob Feinstein jokes? What is this, good taste? wow

The hell does sewing have to do with that? he must mean sow, that Mik(e) at Cornell

yes, Mik(e) AT CORNELL

And Bruce's version is actually a little clearer, as far as pronunciation is concerned. "wrapped up like a douche another rumor in the night" "and little early birdie made my anus curly-wurly"

Mystikal gets unlimited hate from me.

Johnny Damon is cool. I hope the Sox don't shave their heads again.

but NOT THE NASHVILLE PREDATORS!!! GREAT SCOTT NO!

I'm afraid to see "Mark Messier to the Nashville Predators for a third-round draft pick and minor-league player to be named later." Pray, hockey fans. Pray.

And don't expect anything more. Long Island is a placeholder for the first round #1 seed, just like last year. They'll check in and out before we get deep into April.

This is about all I expect from him. Hm. I don't know what I ever did to you

His name would be "I Reply Based Solely Off The Thread Title" and would do jsut that. Like if in Computers there was a thread called "What's Wrong With This?", IRBSOTTT would say "you have erectile dysfunction." Or in TC's "Did Somebody Die?", he'd say "My great-uncle, thanks a lot for reminding me you jerk." This would get old fast and I'd get bored with it after like three posts but it popped into my head just now and decided "this is too good NOT to share."

Was Blinded by the Light done by Manfred Mann, or Manfred Mann's Earth Band? I want to say it was the Earth Band. I know Springsteen wrote it though It gets a lot of play in Chicago on 97.9 The Loop, by the way

Why not include Meddle and make it six? You could make a case for Meddle going by Echoes and One of These Days, but I don't think it holds up to the other five. So Meddle could possibly make it a streak of six, though The FinaL Cut almost certainly does not allow for seven, and Momentary Lapse kills eight dead. And yes, Obscured By Clouds is an amazing album, to all the naysayers who seem to hate ObC and More, and I've met my share.

My circle of friends preferred to call him Alex "The Pud" Porteau and today still refer to him now and then when we feel like referring to the most obscure WWF superstars possible. "Matt Morgan is the hottest thing since Alex 'The Pug' Porteau" "He may look good now, but he wouldn't last a minute with Alex 'The Pug' Porteau"

Bako is better than no one. Barrett could hit around 15-20 HR if he gets clsoe to 450-500 at bats. Whatever. I still don't know what stopped them from getting Pudge.

Oh by the way, my teams: Cubs, Hawks, Bears, Bulls. I also have a soft spot for the Expos. The Ottawa Senators have been my adopted team since the Blackhawks went to shit mid-season last year, thanks a lot Mr. Theoren Fleury. I don't follow the NFL enough to root for a second team. I don't follow the NBA much either, though the Utah Jazz have cuaght my interest this year just to see what they can possibly do with no Stockton no Malone, just Jerry Sloan and a handful of dreams.

With alliances like that, no wonder nobody likes you